Insult quotes
646 insult quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: Ironweed
“- Rudy: You know why people call you a bum? Because it makes them feel better when they say it.
- Francis Phelan: Well, the truth can't hurt you. If you're a bum, you're a bum.” - From the movie: Do the Right Thing
“- Mookie: Pino, fuck you, fuck your fucking pizza, and fuck Frank Sinatra.
- Pino: Yeah? Well fuck you too, and fuck Michael Jackson.” - From the movie: The Great Outdoors
“- Chet: And by the way, don't try to steal any of our stuff on your way out!
- Kate: Stuff? What stuff is there to steal?
- Connie: Oh, we got stuff!
- Kate: You're a louse!
- Connie: Well, why don't you go find yourself a spin cycle!
- Chet: Yeah, go find yourself a spin cycle! [turning to Connie] What the hell does that mean?” - From the movie: Jack
- Jack Powell: You know what your problem is, Mister? You have “Exactly Disease”.
- Angry Man: What's that?
- Jack Powell: It's when your mouth smells exactly like your butt! - From the movie: Rookie of the Year
“You big ugly piece of… shit!”
- From the movie: Trapped in Paradise
- From the movie: Mona Lisa
“- George: She's a woman of substance. A lady.
- Thomas: I thought you said she was a tart. A tall thin black tart.
- George: Maybe, but she's still a fucking lady.” - From the movie: James and the Giant Peach
“- Grasshopper: This is an outrage! You are a disgrace to your Phylum, Order, Class, Genus and Spe...
- Centipede: Say it in English!
- Grasshopper: You, sir, are an asp!” - From the movie: Do the Right Thing
“Dago, wop, guinea, garlic-breath, pizza-slingin', spaghetti-bendin', Vic Damone, Perry Como, Luciano Pavarotti, Sole Mio, nonsingin' motherfucker.”
- From the movie: The Great Outdoors
“You wouldn't know a good time if it fell out of the sky and landed on your face and started to wiggle!”
- From the movie: Beautiful Thing
“- Leah Russell: Don't suppose you've got any jobs in your new pub?
- Sandra Gangel: No. But if I ever do turn it into a brothel I'll get back to you, ok?” - From the movie: Wilson
- From the movie: Captain Blood
“What a creature must sit on the throne who lets a man like you deal out his justice.”
- From the movie: Bad Boys
“- Viking Lofgren: Hey, lipshitz.
- Horowitz: The name is Horowitz, asshole.
- Viking Lofgren: Horowitz asshole?” - From the movie: Congo
- From the movie: This Is Spinal Tap
- From the movie: Arsenic and Old Lace
- From the movie: Nowhere
“- Shannon: Jana, isn't that your muff diving little sister over there with her disgusting boscoe-flavored girlfriend?
- Jana: Insert it in your clammy crevice, will ya, Shannon?” - From the movie: Mom and Dad Save the World
“- Emperor Tod Spengo: What do you think of me now, Afir?
- General Afir: I think you're a small, pathetic, insignificant, little criten.” - From the movie: What's Eating Gilbert Grape
“- Tucker: How's momma?
- Gilbert: She's fat.
- Tucker: Come on, man. She's not all that big, Gilbert.
- Gilbert: What?
- Tucker: Listen, I saw a guy at the state fair who was... a little bit bigger.
- Gilbert: A little bit bigger?
- Tucker: Look, all I'm sayin' is that she's not the biggest I ever seen, okay?
- Gilbert: Tucker, she's a whale!
-...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: SubUrbia
“- Buff: I've been making these tapes, you know, video tapes. I ripped off a camcorder up at the mall and I thought, you know, it could be something that I do, be a video artist, you know.
- Tim: Ladies and gentlemen, Buff, the postmodern idiot savant. He willl outdo us all.”
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