Insult quotes

Sir, once again I must remind you that my first name is not "dick". Nor is my surname "face". It is simply "Peter". "Peter Plunkett"... No, I was not given a middle name but I'm sure if I had, my mother would not have chosen "shit-for-brains peckerhead"... Well then clearly you know a side to my mother that I have been happily sheltered from.... (continue)(continue reading)

Peter O'Toole - Peter Plunkett

“Ugly one-horned mule!”

“It's bitches like you who make it harder for women like me.”

LisaRaye McCoy - Diamond

“- Corinne Burns: You are so jealous of me. I'm everything you ever wanted to be.
- Billy: A cunt?
- Corinne Burns: Exactly.”
Diane Lane - Corinne Burns
Ray Winstone - Billy - Vocals for The Looters

“- Zac Hobson: Do you know you're beautiful?
- Joanne: Hey, are you calling me stupid?”
Bruno Lawrence - Zac Hobson
Alison Routledge - Joanne

“By the time I was five, he yelled at me so much, I thought my name was Asshole.”

Al Pacino - Walter

“- Chili Palmer: How did you get in here?
- Ray Bones: It was easy. I told 'em I was you, I acted real stupid and they believed me.”

John Travolta - Chili Palmer
Dennis Farina - Ray "Bones" Barboni

“- Pappas: Don't ride him in with the black and whites like some punk, let me ride him in.
- Ben Harp: Yeah sure, Angelo, why not? That is why I put you 2 screw-ups to begin with. You deserve each other, don't you? You're just as bad as he is, though you're a little fatter, a little slower and a little more pathetic. For Christ sake, it's like...” (continue)(continue reading)

Gary Busey - Pappas
John C. McGinley - Ben Harp

“- Jackson 'Jack' Durant: Tony, you're, you're, you're a dirty-minded little rat.
- Tony Gazotti: There you go again! Boy, I like you!”
Warner Baxter - Jackson 'Jack' Durant
Nat Pendleton - Tony Gazotti

“Don't you want to know? Was Jake my father? Was I fucking my daddy? Yes, I was! I was fucking my daddy! And I married him! I married him, okay? I just wanted to be a kid. And they took that from me. They treated me like meat. A piece of meat. Fuck him! Fuck the whole town, they deserve to die!”
Jennifer Lopez - Grace McKenna

“- Terrance Paul Davidson: What is beetle headed?
- Nick Beam: It's a synonym for stupid!
- Terrance Paul Davidson: Oh. Well, here's a synonym for procreation: fuck you! It's easy for you to point the finger when you're sitting on your rich ass in a big fucking house!”
Martin Lawrence - Terrance Paul Davidson
Tim Robbins - Nick Beam

“- Shannon Bell: You are gonna have to find a more constructive way to express your anger.
- Frank Miller: Okay. Well, fuck you! How is that for constructive?”

Ian Hardin - Shannon Bell
Jason McHugh - Frank Miller

“- Mercy: Well maybe I’m lookin’ for some real action.
- Vermin: Well what about me, I got the big one!
- Ajax: I’ll give it to you baby.
- Swan: Let her go!
- Mercy: You gonna jump me?
- Swan: Maybe we ought to put a train on you. You look like you might even like it.
- Mercy: Fuck you!
- Swan: Real tough chick.”
Deborah Van Valkenburgh - Mercy
Terry Michos - Vermin
James Remar - Ajax
Michael Beck - Swan

“People say Hollywood when they want to insult you. Well, really Hollywood is just a place where they make a profit. It's a factory town like Detroit or Birmingham or Schaffhausen. Because the cheap element of the town has been so overly advertised it becomes an insult to remind a man he's from there.”
Clint Eastwood - John Wilson

- Roy Boy: I want to call the American embassy!
- Sheriff Bud Boomer: All I said was "Canadian beer sucks!”.
Kevin J. O'Connor - Roy Boy
John Candy - Sheriff Bud Boomer

“- Stacy Lockwood: Hey, Monica, forget your broom?
- Monica: I don't need a broom to fly away from you, you bitch.”
Tori Spelling - Stacy Lockwood
Kathryn Morris - Monica Whitley

“- Senator John McGlory: I always thought you were just really good at your job. But you really are an asshole, aren't you?
- Nick: They go hand in hand, Senator.”
Jay O. Sanders - Senator John McGlory
Denis Colin Leary - Nick

“My friends call me Dickface.”
Sean Astin - Alan

“Using the F-word does not make you David Mamet.”
Katie McCall - Screenwriter's Assistant

“Despite your crummy poem, I came to see you and all you could do was humiliate me and turn me away. I thought you were decent, but it turns out you're just a lying, cheating bastard like all the rest.”
Cameron Diaz - Celine Naville

- Dwight: Okay, thanks, "Handyman".
- Hanson: I'm actually the caretaker. Oh, aren't those cool new skates? Now you be careful with those, you don't want to fall and break something.
- Dwight: Oh, that's funny, that's real funny. Um, let me give you a "hand".
[starts clapping]

David Cross - Dwight
Chris Elliott - Hanson

“- Murdock: Excuse me. I just found the graffiti on the roof of the cafeteria, they're taking it down now.
- Loretta Creswood: What's it say?
- Murdock: Creswood's a maggot pusswad.”
Andy Romano - Murdock
Annie Ross - Loretta Creswood

“Only my homeboys call me Rome, pig.”
Tyrese Gibson - Roman Pearce

“- Airport Lot Attendant: There's a minimum charge of four dollars. Long-term parking charges by the day.
- Carl Showalter: I guess you think you're... you know, like an authority figure, with that stupid fuckin' uniform. King clip-on-tie there, big fuckin' man. You know these are the limits of your life, man! The rule of your little fuckin' gate...” (continue)(continue reading)
Peter Schmitz - Airport Lot Attendant
Steve Buscemi - Carl Showalter

“- Otto: You pompous, stuck-up, snot-nosed, English, giant, twerp, scumbag, fuck-face, dickhead, asshole.
- Archie Leach: How very interesting. You're a true vulgarian, aren't you?
- Otto: You are the vulgarian, you fuck.”
Kevin Kline - Otto
John Marwood Cleese - Archie Leach