Insult quotes

“You know what Henry? You're a regular barnyard exhibit. Sheep's eyes, chicken guts, piggy friends... and shit for brains!”

Adrienne Barbeau - Wilma Northrup

“- Rick Sandford: I'd lend you my shirt, but I'm afraid it might rip.
- Troy Wedberg: That's because it's cheap... like your mother.”
James Van Der Beek - Rick Sandford
Chris Owen - Troy Wedberg

“These two guys are a two-man disaster area. They just bought a boat and destroyed it in less than an hour. Look, these idiots won't get very far. Now they've got my map. It might take me another day to find them. But I will find them. Don't worry. And when I'm finished with them, I'll know where the money is.”

Nick Brimble - Dekker Massey

- Fred: Don't get lemon Bill, it don't suit you.
- Billy Bright: Spell it, you cunt.
- Fred: C-u-n-t, Cunt.
- Billy Bright: I meant "lemon", soppy bollocks.
Tamer Hassan - Fred
Frank Harper - Billy Bright

“The first time someone calls you a horse you punch him on the nose, the second time someone calls you a horse you call him a jerk but the third time someone calls you a horse, well then perhaps it's time to go shopping for a saddle.”

Ben Kingsley - The Rabbi

“He's a moron. No wonder you're attracted to him!”

Elizabeth Perkins - Jennifer Morton

“- Malik Brody: You left Bria with the Asshole?
- Carolyn Brody: His name is Steve.
- Malik Brody: I forgot, the asshole part is silent!”
Kadeem Hardison - Malik Brody
Sanaa Lathan - Carolyn Brody

“Go fuck an iceberg!”
John Vernon - Principal Underwood

“- Chris Knight: You unbelievable bastard.
- Prof. Jerry Hathaway: Count on it.”
Val Kilmer - Chris Knight
William Atherton - Prof. Jerry Hathaway

“- Sergeant Webster: [as the platoon is marching back] Major Powers' gonna teach you how to discipline your men.
- Highway: Webster, if Powers ever comes to a sudden stop your face is gonna go half way up his ass.”
Moses Gunn - Sgt. Webster
Clint Eastwood - Highway

“Queen Elizabeth is a man! Prince Charles is a faggot! Winston Churchill was full of shit! Shakespeare's French!”

David Naughton - David Kessler

“- Danny Muldoon: You called dad's bosses filthy Jew shylocks!
- Rose Muldoon: They never gave him a raise. Not in 12 years. Not one Christmas bonus.
- Danny Muldoon: Ma, the vice president of Florsheim and his wife were Jewish!
- Rose Muldoon: How was I supposed to know? They didn't look Jewish. I wasn't talking about them. They took it personal.”
John Candy - Danny Muldoon
Maureen O'Hara - Rose Muldoon

“- McComb: I'm an ambitious Harvard-educated visionary who deserves to be the most powerful man in the world and you... you're a fucking idiot who never figured out that the only way to make anything of himself with all that fancy kicking was on Broadway.
- Walker: Thanks for clearing that up.”
Ron Silverin - McComb
Jean-Claude Van Damme - Walker

“- Beth Easton: Just how dumb do you think I am?
- Jody Salerno: Dumb enough to let a lizard crawl up your leg. And dumb enough to look!”
Christina Ricci - Beth Easton
Anna Chlumsky - Jody Salerno

“- Deneen: You jerks don't belong here.
- Peter Stegman: Shut your hole, you little dyke!”
Erin Noble - Deneen
Timothy Van Patten - Peter Stegman

“Your daughters are whores, madam. All of them. Whores.”
Richard O'Brien - Lord Hampton

“- Stephen Simmons: You go after my child, you're going to push a button on me and then I'm going to lose control and kill you. Now apologize to my son.
- Mr. Lipnicki: I apologize.
- Stephen Simmons: That's mighty kind of you. My son has something to tell you. Apologize to Mr. Lipnicky, Stu. Tell him you're sorry for insulting him.
- Stu Simmons...” (continue)(continue reading)
Kevin Costner - Stephen Simmons
Raynor Scheine - Mr. Lipnicki
Elijah Wood - Stu Simmons

“- Dosmo Pizzo: How did you find me?
- Lee Woods: In the phone book under Washout.”
Danny Aiello - Dosmo Pizzo
James Spader - Lee Woods

“- Mitchell Goosen: [to Jack] Chill Bra.
- Augie: Did he just call you a piece of underwear?”
Shane McDermott - Mitchell Goosen
Jack Black - Augie

- Jamie Gangel: Scared of being called "queer"?
- Ste Pearce: Are you?
- Jamie Gangel: Maybe... maybe not.
- Ste Pearce: And are ya?
- Jamie Gangel: Queer?
- Ste Pearce: Gay.
Glen Berry - Jamie Gangel
Scott Neal - Ste Pearce

“What's wrong, Jayboy? Don't got no hair on your inch worm yet?”
Victor Rasuk - Tony

“- Billy Butcherson: Go to hell!
- Winifred Sanderson: Oh! I've been there, thank you. I found it quite lovely.”
Doug Jones - Billy
Bette Midler - Winifred

“- Willy Wonka: You can't run a chocolate factory with a family hanging over you like an old, dead goose. No offense.
- Grandpa George: None taken. Jerk.”
Johnny Depp - Willy Wonka
David Kelly - Grandpa Joe

“- Julie Ubriacco: Look, they like each other.
- Daphne: Mongrel.
- Rocks: Bitch.”

Tabitha Lupien - Julie Ubriacco
Diane Keaton - Daphne
Danny DeVito - Rocks

“You slay me, tiger. You are the fly in my soup. You are the eyelash in my eye. You are so busy blowing out bad vibes in every direction that we are all choking on your second-hand smoke!”
Vicki Lewis - Beret Girl