Insult quotes
646 insult quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: Freddy Got Fingered
“- Gord Brody: Fuck you, dad.
- Jim Brody: Fuck me? Is that what you wanna do?
[drops his pants]
- Jim Brody: Well, go ahead, fuck me.” - From the movie: Mischief
“- Gene Harbrough: Who's he, the town asshole?
- Jonathan Bellah: Yeah. And he's really good at it, too.” - From the movie: Run Ronnie Run!
“- Birthday Woman: Oh, Ronnie Dobbs. You are brilliant. You have to do me a favor.
- Ronnie Dobbs: At your service.
- Birthday Woman: Tell me to fuck off.
- Ronnie Dobbs: Huh?
- Birthday Woman's Friend: Come on, it's her birthday.
- Ronnie Dobbs: Alright. Fuck you, bitch.” - From the movie: Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
“- Captain James T. Kirk: Spock, you want to know something? Everybody's human.
- Captain Spock: I find that remark... insulting.” - From the movie: Brass Target
“I'm through with these Cossack bastards! Drunk or sober. Now, tomorrow or ever!”
- From the movie: Rookie of the Year
- Dr. Kersten: Funky, buttloving!
- George: Did he say "funky buttloving?" - From the movie: Jersey Girl
“- Walt Kowalski: How ya doing Martin, you crazy Italian prick?
- Barber Martin: Walts! You cheap bastard! I should have known you'd come in, I was having such a pleasant day!”- From the movie: Men of War
“- Loki: My mother want to know if you fall from the sky with jellyfish, but I tell her you wash upon sand like garbage.
- Nick Gunar: Thank you.” - From the movie: Playing by Heart
“- Max: I uh... I like your tight body. It looks like it would do what I tell it.
- Joan: What?
- Max: I said...
- Joan: No, I heard what you said. And I'll admit 'What?' was a rather banal, cliché, noncolorful response. What I really meant to say was: 'Why don't you do the world a big fat fucking favor and crawl back into your mother's womb?'.” - From the movie: Donnie Darko
“- Rose Darko: Our son just called me a bitch.
- Eddie Darko: You're not a bitch. You're bitchin', but you're not a bitch.” - From the movie: Crimes of Passion
“If you think you're going to get back in my panties, forget it. There's one asshole in there already.”
- From the movie: White Men Can't Jump
- Junior: Your mother's so poor I saw her kicking cans and I asked her what she was doing she said "moving".
- Walter: Your mother's so old she used to drive chariots to high school.
- Junior: Your mother's so fat when she fell over, broke her leg and gravy poured out.
- Walter: I told your mother to act her age and the bitch dropped dead. - From the movie: The Postman Always Rings Twice
- From the movie: Unstrung Heroes
“- Danny Lidz: Fascist hatemonger! That boy is a Hitler in the making! A Hitler in the making!
- Mr. Crispi: That's my son you're talking about!
- Danny Lidz: Meet Hitler's father.” - From the movie: Hocus Pocus
“It doesn't matter how young or old you are, you sold your soul! You're the ugliest thing that ever lived, and you know it!”
- From the movie: Copycat
- From the movie: Only the Lonely
- From the movie: Crimson Tide
“Motherfucker! Fucking guinea piece of shit.”
- From the movie: To Be Or Not To Be
“- Joseph Tura: Her husband is that great, great Polish actor, Joseph Tura. You've probably heard of him.
- Colonel Ehrhardt: Oh, yes. As a matter of fact I saw him on the stage when I was in Warsaw once before the war. What he did to Shakespeare we are now doing to Poland.” - From the movie: wuthering heights
“Who turns you into a vain, cheap, worldly fool? Linton does. You'll never love him, but you'll let yourself be loved because it pleases your stupid, greedy vanity.”
- From the movie: Problem Child 2
- From the movie: Waterworld
“Well, I'll be damned. It's the gentleman guppy. You know, he's like a turd that won't flush.”
- From the movie: Barefoot in the Park
“- Corie Bratter: You're almost nearly perfect!
- Paul Bratter: That's a rotten thing to say!” - From the movie: Amélie
“You'll never be a vegetable, even artichokes have hearts.”
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