Insult quotes

“Save your breath, he can't hear you. Assholes don't have ears.”

Ken Foree - Billy

- Officer Frank Murphy: That's Cochrane, F.E., US Army.
- Officer Richard Lymangood: Cochrane, F.E. What's the "F.E." stand for?
- Officer Frank Murphy: "Fuck Everybody".
Roy Scheider - Officer Frank Murphy
Daniel Stern - Officer Richard Lymangood

- Andrew Martin: What a piece of fecal matter.
- Rupert Burns: Shit.
- Andrew Martin: Excuse me?
- Rupert Burns: What a piece of shit.
- Andrew Martin: I know that.
- Rupert Burns: No, that's what you say when you're frustrated. You say: "piece of shit”.
- Andrew Martin: "Piece of shit"?
- Rupert Burns: Yes, but with feeling.
Robin Williams - Andrew Martin
Oliver Platt - Rupert Burns

“You don't scare me, freak. Underneath all that hair, you're still a dork, Scott. I've handled your kind before. Your mama used to steal chickens out of the backyard until I blew her head off with a shotgun. Right, Scott?”

Mark Arnold - Mick

“You know when a sweet mouth girl like you has a fancy case like this a man gets to thinking; where's a wallet? I'm gonna need that wallet, Alice. Where's that big fat wallet? Give it to me. Give me your fucking wallet you little bitch.”
John C. McGinley - Davis "Rig" Lanlow

“- Young Noodles: Who're you calling a cockroach?
- Young Deborah: So what are you? You're filthy! You make me sick! You crawl up toilet walls just like a roach! So what are you?”
Scott Schutzman Tiler - Young Noodles
Jennifer Lynn Connelly - Young Deborah

“You no good, rotten, washed up, fork tongue, black hearted, double dealing, backstabbing, alci bum! We could've been great together.”

Robby Still - Swifty

“- Katanga: Jones is dead. I killed him. He was of no use to us. This girl, however, has certain value where we're headed. She'll bring a very fine price. Herr Colonel, that cargo you've taken, if it's your goal, go in peace with it, but leave us the girl. It will reduce our loss on this trip.
- Dietrich: Savage! You are not in a position to ask...” (continue)(continue reading)
George Harris - Katanga
Wolf Kahler - Dietrich

“- Andy: I'm not a kid any more, Jim, right?
- Jim: Old enough to be a scab then?
- Ernie: It's all right, Andy. He doesn't mean it.
- Andy: You don't mess around with words like that.
- Jim: I'm sorry, Andy. I take it back. You're just a stupid fucker.”
Ewan McGregor - Andy
Philip Jackson - Jim
Peter Martin - Ernie

“- Dark Helmet: Who is he?
- Colonel Sandurz: He's an Asshole sir.
- Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name?
- Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. Asshole, Major Asshole!
- Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
- Colonel Sandurz: He's an Asshole too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip Asshole!”
Rick Moranis - Dark Helmet
George Wyner - Colonel Sandurz

“- Judge Zane: Thank you for your testimony, Officer Reese. Sergeant Highway, drunk and disorderly. Fighting in a public establishment. Urinating on a police vehicle?
- Highway: Well, it seemed like the thing to do, sir.
- Judge Zane: Just because there's no war going on does not give you the right to start one every time you get drunk. Now I'm...” (continue)(continue reading)
John Eames - Judge Zane
Clint Eastwood - Highway
John Hostetter - Reese

“- Jack: I'll bet you anything you like that half an hour after they have met, they will be calling each other sister.
- Algy: Women only do that when they have called each other a lot of other things first.”
Colin Firth - Jack
Rupert Everett - Algy

“- Vaughan Cunningham: Homosexual. I like men sexually.
- Karl: Not funny ha-ha, funny queer.
- Vaughan Cunningham: Well that's a very offensive way to put it.”
John Ritter - Vaughan Cunningham
Billy Bob Thornton - Karl Childers

“- Randall . 'R': What's he like?
- Jennifer - 'J': Oh, he's kinda like you.
- Randall - 'R': He's an asshole?
- Jennifer - 'J': Oh worse than that. He's a pathetic loser asshole.”

Albert Brooks - Randall - 'R'
Leelee Sobieski - Jennifer - 'J'

“- Stella Winston: You're a spoiled, silly, boring, insignificant little twit.
- Jessie Montgomery: Who are you calling boring?”
Beverly D'Angelo - Stella Winston
Ally Sheedy - Jessie Montgomery

“- Ulee Jackson: You'll pay for the rest of your life for being a jackass.
- Casey Jackson: Yeah, well, it's better than dying of boredom.”
Peter Fonda - Ulee Jackson
Jessica Biel - Casey Jackson

“She walked past you like a bitch in heat!”

Dee Wallace - Karen White

- Dudley Smith: Bud White is a valuable officer.
- Ed Exley: White's a mindless thug.
- Dudley Smith: No, Edmund, he's just a man who can answer "Yes" to those questions I've asked you from time to time.
James Cromwell - Dudley Smith
Guy Pearce - Ed Exley

“You think you're hot shit, but you're really just cold diarrhea.”
Dimitri DeFresco - Ralphy

“Come on, suckers! What's the matter with you? What are you waiting for? Didn't think we were here, did you? You dirty rotten rats! We're still here! We'll always be here! Why don't you come and get it?”
Robert Taylor - Sgt. Bill Dane

“- Trixie Young: I wouldn't do that if I were you!
- Junior Healy: If I were you I wouldn't do a lot of things, like go out in public.”

Ivyann Schwan - Trixie Young
Michael Oliver - Junior Healy

“No no, little boy! We mustn't sit on the chair. Do you know why? Because this is a priceless, irreplaceable piece of fine art from another millennium. And you... are a not-quite-formed, piece of temporary plasmic rubbish taking up space on this already overcrowded planet!”

Jeff Bridges - Rupert

- University President: Joey... What did you say that offended Tom Lowery? He's our biggest benefactor.
- Father Dyer: Oh, he is?
- University President: What did you say to him?
- Father Dyer: "Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole".
Lee Richardson - University President
Ed Flanders - Father Dyer

“- Christine: Why don't you put your money where your mouth is?
- Hawk: Why don't you lick my hairy crack?
- Christine: Why don't you bend over, you're lookin' right at it!
- Lex: That last remark fell about 30 yards away from makin' any sense whatsoever!”
Natasha Lyonne - Christine
Edward Furlong - Hawk
Giuseppe Andrews - Lex

“- Ed Reynolds: Before we start shooting, Mr. Wood, we have a few questions.
- Reverend Lemon: Yes. The script contains numerous references to graverobbing. Now we find the concept of digging up consecrated ground to be highly offensive. It is blasphemy.
- Edward D. Wood, Jr.: What are you talking about? It's the premise of the movie! It's the...” (continue)(continue reading)
Clive Rosengren - Ed Reynolds
G.D. Spradlin - Reverend Lemon
Johnny Depp - Ed Wood