Insult quotes

“- Marvel: Fuck you!
- Molly McGrath: Fuck you what?
- Marvel: Fuck you... Coach McGrath.
- Molly McGrath: Better.”
Willie J. Walton - Marvel
Goldie Hawn - Molly McGrath

“Maybe I'm drunk. Tomorrow I'll be sober, but he will always be a faggot.”

Jean-Claude Van Damme - Alex

“- Carl Lyne: Listen, obviously we have to work together here. And I guess you passed the test. Where did you stash the bodies? The car, the whole thing, that was incredible.
- Jack Lyne: I stuffed them up my ass. And I'm still not as full of shit as you.”
Jamey Sheridan - Carl Lyne
Jonathan Penner - Jack Lyne

“You're a bastard, Harold Shand, a vicious bastard.”
Patti Love - Carol

“Do you know how much it costs to breed you, you big moron? To train you? To feed you? What good is this man now? He's got no depth perception! All he can do is to walk point and take the first hit!”

Jason Isaacs - Colonel Mekum

“- Det. Tom Spellacy: Msgr. Spellacy's table, please.
- Headwaiter: I thought that Msgr. Spellacy would be dining with Mr. Amsterdam.
- Det. Tom Spellacy: Well, you thought wrong, fuckhead.”
Robert Duvall - Det. Tom Spellacy
Colin Hamilton - Headwaiter

“- Bobo: You're the one who's fat!
- L'il Debbull: Not as fat as you!”
Dan Aykroyd - Bobo
John Daveikis - L'il Debbull

“- Dexter Reed: Man, I can't believe Kurt fired me from Mondo Burger. I mean, he yelled at me, then he insulted me. He made fun of me.
- Ed: Boy, you must really suck.”
Kenan Thompson - Dexter Reed
Kel Mitchell - Ed

“- Frank: Oh, my God, I feel so horrible, I could cut out my tongue.
- Glen: Here's a knife.”
Phil Hartman - Frank
Jere Burns - Glen

“- Ray Murdock: Don't go that way, you're gonna wal straight into the worst parts!
- Earl Pilcher, Jr.: I don't care! I ain't scared of you or any other tough nigger that comes up! Look, I didn't mean it like that.
- Ray Murdock: Only one way to mean it.”
James Earl Jones - Ray Murdock
Robert Duvall - Earl Pilcher Jr.

“Shut up, you boring son of a bitch!”

Richard Harris - James Parker

“- Sharky: You all right, partner?
- Arch: Of course not, you asshole. I'm shot!”
Burt Reynolds - Sharky
Bernie Casey - Arch

“- Eva Perón: Did you hear that? They called me a whore! They actually called me a whore!
- Prince Fuspoli: But, Signora Perón, it's an easy mistake. I'm still called an admiral, though I gave up the sea long ago.”
Madonna - Eva Perón
John Gower - Prince Fuspoli

“Why didn't you just kick him in the balls and tell him he has ugly children?”

Peter MacNicol - Marty

“- Ross: Is there anything else your or your mother would like to tell me?
- Tutti: Yes, detective, there is. Both my son and I think you're an asshole!”
J. Kenneth Campbell - Ross
Estelle Getty - Tutti

“- Kane: He's still a well-meaning fathead who's letting a pack of high-pressure crooks run his administration. This whole oil scandal...
- Emily Monroe Norton Kane: He happens to be the President, Charles, not you.
- Kane: That's a mistake that will be corrected one of these days.”
Orson Welles - Kane
Ruth Warrick - Emily Monroe Norton Kane

“- Merry Noel Blake: How many men have you had?
- Liz Hamilton: Is that the test?
- Merry Noel Blake: How many?
- Liz Hamilton: How many before you're a slut?
- Merry Noel Blake: Three!
- Liz Hamilton: 'Better kick me out of the yard.”
Candice Bergen - Merry Noel Blake
Jacqueline Bisset - Liz Hamilton

“- Spider: What is this, Midnight Wimp Bowling League?
- Taffy: Who are you? The Bride of Dracula?
- Spider: Oooo. Jump back. Prom queen on the loose. Or is it high school hookers?”
Linnea Quigley - Spider
Brinke Stevens - Taffy

“- Richie Miller: I'm rubber your glue whatever you call me sticks back on you.
- Louise Miller: No! I'm rubber your glue whatever you call me sticks back on you!
- Richie Miller: You think you're hot stuff because you went to a dance. Dream on! No one wants do date you because you are a dog! A dog! A dog!”
Joshua John Miller - Richie Miller
Robyn Lively - Louise Miller

- Celeste Talbert: There's so many people to thank. First of all, my fabulous supporting cast, who gives a new meaning to the word "support"...
- Ariel Maloney: Bitch!
- David Barnes: Hag!
- Montana Moorehead: I hate her so much!

Sally Field - Celeste Talbert
Teri Hatcher - Ariel Maloney
Robert Downey Jr. - David Barnes
Cathy Moriarty - Montana Moorehead

“Why don't you go screw her and talk to yourself? Better yet, go talk to her and screw yourself!”

Michelle Nicastro - Darlene

“You're short, your bellybutton sticks out too far, and you're a terrible burden on your poor mother.”

Bill Murray - Dr. Peter Venkman

“- Remo Williams: You know, Chiun, you're a real pain in the ass.
- Chiun: That is because it is the shortest route to your brain!”
Fred Ward - Remo Williams
Joel Grey - Chiun

“Annie! I wanna take you to the zoo! Yeah, they'll thank me for returnin' you!”
Rodney Dangerfield - Chester Lee

“- Mr. Ferguson: You damn froggy eavesdropper.
- Hercule Poirot: Belgian! Belgian eavesdropper!”
Jon Finch - Mr. Ferguson
Peter Alexander Ustinov - Hercule Poirot