Insult quotes

“- Andrew Clark: Why do you have to insult everybody?
- John Bender: I'm being honest, asshole. I would expect you to know the difference.”
Emilio Estevez - Andrew Clark
Judd Nelson - John Bender

“- Will Parker: I don't know what to make of you! You're too purty to be a skunk! Too thin to be a snake! To little to be a man, and too big to be a mouse! I reckon you're a rat!
- Ali Hakim: That's logical.”

Gene Nelson - Will Parker
Eddie Albert - Ali Hakim

“- Danny Muldoon: I guess you didn't hurt cousin Jerry when you called his German wife a Nazi who probably slept with Hitler.
- Rose Muldoon: Well, there's no proof that she didn't.”
John Candy - Danny Muldoon
Maureen O'Hara - Rose Muldoon

“- Officer Lack: Have you ever had your head forcibly rammed up your ass?
- Officer Kornblau: uh, no.
- Officer Lack: Well mark your calendar... that day's coming!”
Roger Aaron Brown - Officer Lack
Thomas F. Wilson - Officer Kornblau

“- Casey: What's wrong here?
- George Kerby: You are.”
Eugene Pallette - Casey
Cary Grant - George Kerby

“- Remo Williams: Are you hurt?
- Chiun: No. When you approach middle age, there is a tendency toward bruising, my son.
- Remo Williams: What? What did you call me?
- Chiun: I called you a clumsy oaf! You drive like a monkey in heat!”
Fred Ward - Remo Williams
Joel Grey - Chiun

“You look like the back end of a moose.”
Russell Crowe - John Biebe

- Johnny Utah: Okay. I get it. This is where you tell me that "locals rule", and that Yuppie insects like me shouldn't be surfing the break, right?
- Bunker Weiss: [smiling] Nope.
- Tone: That would be a waste of time...
- Warchild: We're just gonna fuck you up!
Keanu Reeves - Johnny Utah
Chris Pedersen - Bunker
Anthony Kiedis - Tone
Vincent Klyn - Warchild

“I come back to the world and I see all those maggots at the airport, protesting me, spitting. Calling me baby killer and all kinds of vile crap! Who are they to protest me? Who are they? Unless they've been me and been there and know what the hell they're yelling about!”

Sylvester Stallone - Rambo

“- Jail Binger: I don't like soldier boys.
- Highway: Say what?
- Jail Binger: If you wanna pop that puppy's can you don't have to grease him so hard, jarhead.
- Highway: Well, it sounds like you're a man of experience.
- Jail Binger: What the hell's that supposed to mean, grunge shit.
- Highway: It means: Be advised. I'm mean, nasty and tired. I...” (continue)(continue reading)
Nicholas Worth - Jail Binger
Clint Eastwood - Highway

“All my life I've been taking shit from inferior people. No more.”
Nick Nolte - Ray Hicks

“Not much of a house. Just right for not much of a donkey.”
Peter Cullen - Eeyore

“Entertaining the rustics is not as difficult as I feared. Any simple, childish game seems to amuse them excessively.”

Frieda Inescort - Miss Bingley

“- Highway: Shut your face, hippie!
- Corporal 'Stitch' Jones: Hippie?
- Corporal 'Stitch' Jones: [whispers in Highway's ear] There haven't been hippies in centuries. Are you freeze-dried or doing hard time?”
Clint Eastwood - Highway
Mario Van Peebles - Stitch

“- Kate Linville Holroyd: You've always been really open with me, and I'd like to be open with you, too. You're a cunt.
- Angela Stone: But extremely well dressed.
- Carol: Thank you.
- Angela Stone: You're welcome.”
Tuesday Weld - Kate
Nita Talbot - Angela
Pamela Bellwood - Carol

“- Frank Canton: Mr. Champion, my grandfather was the Secretary of War to Harrison. His brother was the governor of the state of New York. My brother-in-law is Secretary of State. And to you, I represent the full authority of the government of the United States and the President.
- Nathan D. Champion: Fuck him too.”
Sam Waterston - Frank Canton
Christopher Walken - Nathan D. Champion

“- David Brice: You tell me who it is!
- Susan Atwell: He's not a pig like you!”

Gene Hackman - David Brice
Sean Young - Susan Atwell

- Pvt. Jamaal Montgomery: You can't say that. That is a diss. I ain't no ox moron.
- Bill Rago: No, no, no not “ox moron”, schmuck! Oxymoron.

Kadeem Hardison - Pvt. Jamaal Montgomery
Danny DeVito - Bill Rago

“- Simone: What a bitch she called me a slut. I'm gonna kick her ass.
- Darla: You said you wouldn't get mad.
- Simone: I'm not mad!”
Joey Lauren Adams - Joey Lauren Adams
Parker Posey - Darla

“- Personnel Director: Tess, Tess, Tess, Tess. You don't get ahead in this world by calling your boss a pimp.
- Tess McGill: Well, he is.”
Olympia Dukakis - Personnel Director
Melanie Griffith - Tess McGill

“I'm gonna make you eat dirt, you soap bubble, I'm gonna make you beg for somebody to help you let go. You may mean the world to your mother but you're a...”

Glenda Farrell - Florence

“You African booty scratcher! It look like you just got off the Amistad party boat!”
Dartanyan Edmonds - LaDomal

- Limo Driver with Sign: Mr. Barbone? Welcome to L.A., I'm Bobby, your driver. I hope you had a pleasant flight.
- Ray "Bones" Barboni: Yeah well, I hope you drive better than you fucking spell, jack-off. My name is Barboni, not Barbone, okay!
Harry Victor - Limo Driver with Sign
Dennis Farina - Ray "Bones" Barboni

“- Winston Connelly: You know what you are? You are an egotistical, self-centered, little brat!
- Tara Mitchell: That's terrific!”
Keanu Reeves - Winston Connelly
Lori Loughlin - Tara Mitchell

“- Dash: You guys suck.
- Sam Simms: We suck, ya hear that Luke? We suck, alright, we suck! Let's make a sucky left turn here.”
Blake Boyd - Dash
Sinbad - Sam Simms