Insult quotes
646 insult quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: Hot Rod
“- Furious Boss: You're a terrible stuntman.
- Rod Kimble: What?
- Furious Boss: You're a terrible stuntman.
- Rod Kimble: What?
- Furious Boss: You're a terrible stuntman!
- Rod Kimble: I'm just kidding. I could hear you. It was just really mean.” - From the movie: The Great Mouse Detective
“No one can have a higher opinion of you than I have, and I think you're a slimy, contemptible sewer rat!”
- From the movie: Full Metal Jacket
- From the movie: War of the Buttons
- From the movie: Bad Boys
“- Horowitz: That's Lofgren. They call him Viking. I call him shit for brains.
- Viking Lofgren: Shut your fucking mouth, Horowitz.” - From the movie: The Social Network
You're twenty minutes late. You're gonna walk in there and say you overslept and didn't have time to get dressed. They're gonna pitch you. They're gonna beg you to take their money. You're gonna nod, and then you're gonna say, "Which one of you is Mitchell Manningham?" And he'll say, "I am." And then you say, "Sean Parker says, 'Fuck you'.
- From the movie: Johnny Dangerously
“You fargin sneaky bastage.”
- From the movie: This Is England
“- Mr. Sandhu: Oh, and you're banned.
- Shaun: Oh, and you're a mong.” “- Joanne: You're calling me a freak?
- Tommy: No, I'm calling you a product of baboon loving. There's a distinction.”- From the TV Series: Angels In America
- From the movie: Pineapple Express
- From the movie: Heartbreak Ridge
“- Highway: Your nightstick file for divorce, Reese?
- Reese: Who the hell do you think you are? Pissin' on my squad car. You think you can break our rules and then just walk away? Or are we supposed to wet our pants over your dress blues and your Goddamn colored ribbons. Take a look at that file of yours sometime, hero. Check the dates. It's...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Beerfest
“- Barry Badrinath: Hey Todd. About the old girlfriend. Can we bury the hatchet, buddy?
- Todd Wolfhouse: I don't know.
- Barry Badrinath: I mean it was a one night stand, right? I mean she wasn't even that good looking. A real dead fish, right? She just laid there and took it like a plastic fuck doll.
- Todd Wolfhouse: I happened to have married...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: The Hangover
“- Stu: You are literally too stupid to insult.
- Alan: Thank you.” - From the movie: E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial
“- Tyler: Douche bag.
- Mary: No 'douche bag' talk in my house!” - From the movie: Go West
- "Red" Baxter: I don't like your faces.
- S. Quentin Quale: I suppose you think we like them. - From the movie: Explorers
“Elephantiasis is when something gets bloated and ugly like your ass.”
- From the movie: Death on the Nile
“- Mrs. Van Schuyler: You perfectly foul French upstart!
- Hercule Poirot: Belgian upstart, please, madame.” - From the movie: Grandma's Boy
“Your shit's weak! Wizzeak!”
- From the movie: Johnny Dangerously
“What are you doing here icehole?”
- From the movie: What's the Worst That Could Happen?
“Max, you may be a butthole, but you're my butthole.”
- From the movie: The Field
“- Maggie McCabe: It wasn't your fault.
- 'Bull' McCabe: Wasn't it my mouth the words came out of?” - From the movie: The Beast of the City
“Take away your guns and your hop and you're nothing but crawling yellow maggots.”
- From the movie: Hocus Pocus
“- Billy Butcherson: [to Winifred, after finally freeing his mouth] Wench! Trollop! You buck-toothed, mop-riding firefly from hell!
- Billy Butcherson: [to Max] I've waited centuries to say that.
- Max: Say what you want; just don't breathe on me!
- Winifred Sanderson: Billy! I killed you once, I shall kill you again, you maggoty malfeasence!” - From the movie: Kicking & Screaming
“They're like 4-foot whirling dervishes. I don't even know what a whirling dervish is but that's what they're like.”
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