Insult quotes

“- Kate Linville Holroyd: I can't believe I called the high priest a cocksucker.
- Harvey Holroyd: I thought you were terrific.”
Tuesday Weld - Kate
Martin Mull - Harvey

“- Edith Bolling Galt: That's the last straw! You've got to do something about it. They've no right to say such things about you, even to win an election.
- Woodrow Wilson: They weren't talking about me. That's what they said about Abraham Lincoln when he was running for reelection in 1864.”

Geraldine Fitzgerald - Edith Bolling Galt
Alexander Knox - Woodrow Wilson

“Why don't you stop imitating a gorilla and start imitating a man?”

Eugene Pallette - Alexander Bullock

“You shouldn't be callin' people lousy little shrimps, Oscar, unless you're referrin' to the family resemblance in your brother here.”
Christian Bale - Jack Kelly

“- Idgie Threadgoode: It's a boy!
- Reverend Scroggins: I think a little prayer of thanksgiving would be in order.
- Idgie Threadgoode: God dammit to hell, son of a bitch, she did it! Here's to Ruth.”
Mary Stuart Masterson - Idgie Threadgoode
Richard Riehle - Reverend Scroggins

“- The Kralahome, Prime Minister: Your Majesty, I believe there has been enough insult caused by this woman who believes herself to be the equal of a man.
- King Mongkut: Not the equal of a man, Chao Phya. The equal of a King.”
Syed Alwi - The Kralahome
Chow Yun-Fat - King Mongkut

“Alyssa, I'm sorry I called you a gap-toothed bitch. It's not your fault you're so gap-toothed.”
Miranda Edwards - Michigan Girl

“- Otto: Don't call me stupid.
- Wanda Gershwitz: Oh, right! To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people! I've known sheep that could outwit you. I've worn dresses with higher IQs. But you think you're an intellectual, don't you, ape?
- Otto: Apes don't read philosophy.
- Wanda Gershwitz: Yes they do, Otto. They just don't understand it.”
Kevin Kline - Otto
Jamie Lee Curtis - Wanda Gershwitz

“Nothing cures an offense like money.”
Brian Goodman - Trevor

“- Carter: Did he say negro?
- Sister Agnes: He used the N word, but this time he mentioned your grandmother.
- Carter: You tell him that his mama's an H.
- Lee: Carter I believe whore is spelled with an W.”

Chris Tucker - Carter
Dana Ivey - Sister Agnes
Jackie Chan - Lee

“If you can't say something nice about someone, make sure they're out of the goddamn room!”

Wayne Newton - Julian Grendel

“- Duncan McDermott: This is serious. I mean, half of the world is going around saying something to the other half and they don't even know it's a compliment. I mean, my God, this is a linguistic breakthrough!
- Kit McDermott: Danger. Philosopher crossing over here.”

Sean Astin - Duncan McDermott
Dermot Mulroney - Kit McDermott

“- Young Spock: I presume you've prepared new insults for today.
- Vulcan Bully: Affirmative.
- Young Spock: This is your thirty-fifth attempt to elicit an emotional response from me.”
Jacob Kogan - Young Spock
Colby Paul - Vulcan Bully

“You were a cop, Joe. Now you're a garbage! You are nothing!”

Andy Garcia - Sean Casey

“For whatever offense I have given, I ask forgiveness. Of whatever of offense there has been to me, I leave here. I carry with me no hostile remembrance.”
Morris Ankrum - Jefferson Davis

“- Marybeth Cogan: You're a mean prick, you know that?
- Deputy Mayor Kevin Calhoun: Where I come from, that's a compliment.”
Bridget Fonda - Marybeth Cogan
John Cusack - Deputy Mayor Kevin Calhoun

“You know, you remind me of an infection that I once had.”
Craig Chester - Terry

“- Maj. John Reisman: Tell me, son, what happened between you and the Sergeant?
- Otto Deutsch: We were in a bar. I'd been drinking. He was calling me names.
- Maj. John Reisman: That a reason to kill 'im?”
Lee Marvin - Maj. John Reisman
Stephen Hattersley - Otto Deutsch

“It's not hip hop, it's electro. Prick.”
Nick Frost - Ed

- Kurt Kelly: Hey Ram, doesn't this cafeteria have a "No Fags Allowed" rule?
- J.D.: Well they, uh, seem to have an open door policy for assholes though, don't they?
Lance Fenton - Kurt Kelly
Christian Slater - J.D.

“- Chris: You four-eyed pile of shit!
- Teddy: A pile of shit has a thousand eyes.”
River Phoenix - Chris Chambers
Corey Feldman - Teddy Duchamp

“You're a red ass Mexican greaser, you do it with your horse. Mexican greaser!”
Dermot Mulroney - Dirty Steve Stephens

“- Dynamo: Thought it was pretty funny out there in the zone. What's the matter now, bitch? Why aren't you laughing?
- Amber Mendez: Cause there's nothing funny about a dickless moron with a battery up his ass.”
Erland van Lidth - Dynamo
Maria Conchita Alonso - Amber Mendez

“- Binx: Hey, get your hand off that!
- Hubie: What, your sister? Or your fagmobile?”
Christian Slater - Binx
Barry Tubb - Hubie

“Look at yourself! You're not even a 'has-been', you're a never was!”
Lane Smith - Coach Reilly