Insult quotes

- Jonah: Steatopygias.
- Cal van Damp: What?
- Jonah: Steatopygias. It means "rump", so whenever a fat-ass walks in the room... well, someone like you... you'd say, "Well, Cal, you're certainly steatopygias". It's better than fat-ass because you and anyone else wouldn't know what the fuck I'm talkin' about.
Paul Simon - Jonah
Allen Garfield - Cal van Damp

“You come to this country, take advantage of the system and think because we are tolerant that we are weak and helpless. Your arrogance offends me.”
Liam Neeson - Bryan Mills

“Mr. Grisham, tragically, was born without a personality.”
John Marwood Cleese - Donald P. Sinclair

“You know what you are, William? A whole lot of nothing.”
Jay Petrick - Wilma Carlson

“- Raphael: What are you, chicken?
- Casey Jones: Who're you calling chicken, turtle?”
Alan Ritchson - Raphael

“You are weak and greedy and selfish, and you are the root of every problem. You are why people betray one another. You are why there is nowhere safe or happy anymore.”

Elisabeth Moss - Catherine

“- Danny O'Shea: I don't know but I've been told.
- Little Giants: Butz's butt is green with mold.
- Danny O'Shea: You say thank you I say please.
- Little Giants: Kevin sits down when he pees.”
Rick Moranis - Danny O'Shea

“- Quincy McCall: I took the hoe to Burger King.
- Monica Wright: Cheap date.”
Omar Epps - Quincy McCall
Sanaa Lathan - Monica Wright

“We have to stop the sale of a nuclear bomb. They send in someone who looks like Santa Claus' fucking wife!”
Jason Statham - Rick Ford

“- Monster: Don't you talk about my mama.
- Hadji: I'll talk about your mama all I want.
- Monster: Hell, no! Yo mama so fat, she got every caterer on speed dial!
- Mocha: Ooh!
- Hadji: What? Uh-uh uh-uh. Yo mama so fat, she uses Mexico, the whole country, as her tanning bed.
- Monster: Yo mama so ugly, Jose Eber won't even do her hair!
- Mocha:...” (continue)(continue reading)
Keili Lefkovitz - Monster
Kal Penn - Hadji
Nick Swardson - Mocha

“- Art Dealer: It appears to be of 12th century Tuscan design...
- Pistachio Disguisey: I knew it was old, you fool! Let me appraise you… you're an idiot. A complete and total idiot!”
Vincent Castellanos - Art Dealer
Dana Carvey - Pistachio Disguisey

“- Beth: The police are here.
- D-Fens: Beth, did you know that in some South American countries it's legal to kill your wife if she insults you?”
Barbara Hershey - Beth
Michael Douglas - D-Fens

“- Nick Parker: Where is Frank Devereaux?
- Cobb: F.O., Errol Flynn. You know what that means? Fuck off!”
Rutger Hauer - Nick Parker
Charles Cooper - Cobb

“Adios turd nuggets.”
Joel David Moore - J.P.

“- Sergeant Webster: Major Powers and I are building an e-lite company of fighting men.
- Highway: The only thing you could build, Webster... is a good case of hemorrhoids.”
Moses Gunn - Sgt. Webster
Clint Eastwood - Highway

“Your inventory, Louis, is unlimited. Like your long, clean, white breeches, there is nothing of substance in either of them.”
Hugh Fraser - Mr Talmann

“- Benny Pearl: I hope you're happy with what you have done to her. You just stay the hell away from my sister.
- Sam: No....
- Benny Pearl: You want to know why everyone laughs at you, Sam? Because you're an idiot. You're a first-class moron.”

Aidan Quinn - Benny Pearl
Johnny Depp - Sam

“- Zero: What happened?
- M. Gustave: What happened, my dear Zero, is I beat the living shit out of a sniveling little runt called Pinky Bandinski, who had the gall to question my virility. Because, if there's one thing we've learned from penny dreadfuls, it's that when you find yourself in a place like this, you must never be a candy ass; you've...” (continue)(continue reading)
Tony Revolori - Zero
Ralph Fiennes - M. Gustave

“You're like King Midas in reverse. I don't want you touching my stuff.”

Susan Sarandon - Sally

“- Blaine: You talk to animals now, do you? Would you like to tell me about it? Or would you rather tell my friend here, Bettleheim?
- Dr. John Dolittle: I don't need to talk to your cat, Blain.
- Blaine: Why, do you think he would talk back to you?
- Dr. John Dolittle: He just might.
- Blaine: And what would he say?
- Bettleheim the Cat: I'd say...” (continue)(continue reading)
Paul Giamatti - Blaine
Eddie Murphy - Dr. John Dolittle
Chad Einbinder - Bettleheim the Cat

“You're just some lame-ass, Johnny-come-lately, fairy, faggot, copycat! You don't even know your skrink from your skrod! You stupid logger blogger!”

Macaulay Culkin - Michael Alig

“I shall regret the absence of your keen mind. Unfortunately, it is inseparable from an extremely disturbing body.”

Gary Cooper - Prof. Bertram Potts

“Sushi. That's what my ex-wife called me: cold fish.”
Harrison Ford - Rick Deckard

“- Frank Shea: You've got glamour, Frances. You're like an East End starlet.
- Mrs. Shea: East End harlot's, more like it.”
Colin Morgan - Frank Shea
Tara Fitzgerald - Mrs Shea

“- Liu - Grain Merchant: Mr. Wang, two clever sons like these are the better half of your wealth.
- Wang: They're stupid, worthless creatures. If anything was driven into their thick, brass skulls it was by beating them.”
Olaf Hytten - Liu - Grain Merchant
Paul Muni - Wang