Insult quotes

“You are so beyond fucked, you couldn't catch a bus back to fucked.”
Daniel Benzali - Reggie

“Why do I think you want to call me something else? You want to call me something else, Scotty? I can see you thinking it, whether you say it or not.”

Garikayi Mutambirwa - Deaundre 'Double D' Davis

“- Luca: You're on the wrong side of the street, fat cat. Beat it!
- Garfield: And you, Luca. You're on the wrong side of the evolutionary curve.”
Brad Garrett - Luca
Bill Murray - Garfield

- Nick: What did Manny Vasquez call you?
- Catherine: "Bitch" mostly, but he meant it affectionately.
Michael Douglas - Detective Nick Curran
Sharon Stone - Catherine Tramell

“I'm not neurotic, I'm just a bitch.”
Bette Midler - Lilly Leonard

“- Rose: What's a 'jarhead'?
- Eddie Birdlace: That's just what we call ourselves. You see, I'm a United States marine. It's okay if we say it but if a squid says it, you know, a sailor? Then it's fist city. But it's alright if a woman says it... especially if she can sing as good as you can.
- Rose: Thanks. Thanks very much. Jarhead.”
Lili Taylor - Rose
River Phoenix - Eddie Birdlace

“- Peter Quill: It's how eyesight works, you stupid raccoon.
- Rocket: Don't call me a racoon!
- Peter Quill: I'm sorry. I took it too far. I meant trash panda.
- Rocket: [he looks around in confusion] Is that better?
- Drax: I don't know.
- Peter Quill: [snickering] It's worse. It's so much worse.”
Chris Pratt - Peter Quill
Bradley Cooper - Rocket
Dave Bautista - Drax

“He tried to rape me but I guess my body was so rigid that he couldn't. And then he started calling me a disgusting lesbian, a stupid dyke, a pathetic piece of shit and that if he couldn't get it into my pussy then he was gonna make me suck it. And I remember... I don't know what I remember, I just remember this horrible choking feeling. And he...” (continue)(continue reading)
Madonna - Sarah Jennings

“- Tommy Max: I'm very sorry, I...
- Walt Price: You're very sorry, you passive-aggressive, son of a bitch... Can we replace him?
- Bill Smith: We start shooting in three days.”

Jim Frangione - Tommy Max
William H. Macy - Walt Price
Lionel Mark Smith - Bill Smith

“- Rocky: You're like paper. You know, you're trash.
- Anthony Adams: Like trash?
- Rocky: You know, you're like paper falling by, you know... It doesn't sound that bad in Spanish...”

Donny Caicedo - Rocky
Luke Wilson - Anthony Adams

“- Karen: Budd, you are the biggest jerk I have ever met.
- Budd: But you love me...
- Karen: Yeah, and I'm an idiot.”
Pamela Susan Shoop - Karen
Leo Rossi - Budd

“- Mrs. Random: Well who are you?
- David Huxley: I don't know. I'm not quite myself today.
- Mrs. Random: Well, you look perfectly idiotic in those clothes.”

May Robson - Mrs. Random
Cary Grant - David Huxley

“You fucking animal. You unrepentant piece of shit. You click your tongue and you revel in the affairs of others. You are worthless. You don't know anything about me.”

Elisabeth Moss - Catherine

“Goose, you a half-breed too, huh? Part turkey?”

Jim Cummings - Steele

“- Richard Strickland: The thing we keep in there is an affront. Do you know what an affront is, Zelda?
- Zelda: Something offensive?
- Richard Strickland: That's right. And I should know, I dragged that... filthy thing... out of the river muck in South America all the way here. And along the way we didn't get to like each other much. Now. You...” (continue)(continue reading)

Michael Shannon - Richard Strickland
Octavia Spencer - Zelda Fuller

“- Rusty: Let me guess, a Jehovah's Witness?
- Walt Koontz: I was wondering, uh, if I could pay you for singing lessons?
- Rusty: Oh hahaha, oh, honey, I'd rather suck Hitler's dead dick.
- Walt Koontz: I bet you already did!”
Philip Seymour Hoffman - Rusty
Robert De Niro - Walt Koontz

“Have a nice weekend, rotting in your own pissed-off world.”

Will Estes - Teddy

“- Erik Lehnsherr: Excuse me, I'm Erik Lehnsherr.
- Professor Charles Xavier: Charles Xavier.
- Logan: Go fuck yourself.”
Michael Fassbender - Erik Lensherr
James McAvoy - Professor Charles Xavier

“- Tyler Dayton: [back from the zoo] And then we went to see the gorillas and Mommy said it was you.
- Megan Dayton: I did not!
- Joe Dayton: Oh, really? Did you go to see the elephants?
- Megan Dayton: Watch it, Joe.”
Tyler Spitzer - Tyler Dayton
Bonnie Hunt - Megan Dayton
Jim Belushi - Joe Dayton

“The bitch is back!”
Michael Gross - Burt Gummer

“- B-Rad: And If I work hard, I can be the biggest rapper there ever was?
- Ronnie Rizzat: Rapper? Hell, no, you stink.
- B-Rad: Don't be hatin'.
- Ronnie Rizzat: I'd rather eat garbage then listen to your tired-ass rhymes. ”
Jamie Kennedy - Brad 'B-Rad' Gluckman
Snoop Dogg - Ronnie Rizzat

“- Highway: You men do not impress me!
- Profile: Recon platoon kicks butt.
- Highway: [grabs Profile by the nose] If you ladies think that you can slip and slide just because your last sergeant was a pussy, well queer bait, you're going to start acting like Marines right now!”
Clint Eastwood - Highway
Tom Villard - Profile

“Kate, if I wanted you to have an idea, I'd give it to you.”
Anna Hopkins - Simone

“The reason they call it 'golf' is that all the other 4 letter words were used up.”
Leslie William Nielsen

“- Anthony 'Hub' Hubbard: His father's a federal agent for ten years.
- Colonel Hardwick, Army Intelligence: Don't get in my face, Hubbard. I might decide you're an Ethiopian.
- Anthony 'Hub' Hubbard: And you're just stupid enough to think that's an insult.”

Denzel Washington - Anthony Hubbard
Victor Slezak - Colonel Hardwick