Insult quotes

“- Rusty Hart: Lucky devils: nothin' to do but eat and sleep.
- Tex Baird: That's right, hard head. The only difference between you and them is a pair of horns.”

Alan Hale - Rusty Hart
Tex Baird - Guinn 'Big Boy' Williams

“He’s something of a fuck-up, no question.”
Charlton Heston On Richard Harris

“Fuck! Fuck! Fuck you! Fuck yourself! You imbecile, communist, zombie cunt. Nobody insults me like that. I'll stuff your baggy homosexual shithole with Cuban cigars up to your throat! Don't mess with Bill Boss!”
Dieter Laser - Bill Boss

“- Bizu: It's an idiom!
- Clouseau: You, sir, are the idiom.”
William Abadie - Bizu
Steve Martin - Clouseau

“What is it with you, Knotcher? Can't you make it through a day without proving what an asshole you are?”

Jason Gedrick - Doug Masters

“I didn't mean it when I compared you to our waitress. I was only trying to hurt you. I could've been meaner about your looks, and what I would've said would have made you cry.”

Billy Crudup - Henry

“- Dr. Irving Finegarten: You look like an anemic turtle.
- Polly Reed: You're gonna let that shyster on?
- Dr. Irving Finegarten: I could sue you for calling me that, Polly! A shyster is a disreputable lawyer. I'm a quack!”
Robert Preston - Dr. Irving Finegarten
Loretta Swit - Polly Reed

“- Brian O'Connor: Now put your blouse back on.
- Roman Pearce: Hater.”

Paul William Walker IV - Brian O'Conner
Tyrese Gibson - Roman Pearce

“Charlie, you wanna insult me, fine, but you can't envy me at the same time.”
Rob Morrow - Dick Goodwin

“- Max Grabelski: Let me tell you something, honey. There's nothing wrong with being afraid.
- Milton Fishman: Spider, I'm afraid, too.
- Max Grabelski: Shut up, you gutless worm! I'm talkin' to her!”
Daniel Stern - Max Grabelski
Ari Greenberg - Milton Fishman

“Every day they are told they are worthless, beyond hope.”

Marisa Tomei - Gwen Kolinsky

“- Gracie: Oh God! Felix, I don't want to hurt your feelings, but...
- Felix: Honey, you are the only person in my whole life who has never hurt my feelings.
- Gracie: ...you're a loser.”
Juliette Lewis - Gracie
Anthony LaPaglia - Felix

“- Madame Therese De Farge: Do you know who I am?
- Miss Pross: You might - from your appearance - be the wife of Lucifer.”

Blanche Yurka - Madame Therese De Farge
Edna May Oliver - Miss Pross

“Sorry, Woody, about your situation. But you're a lying asshole. That's like an asshole's asshole.”
Martin Lawrence - Bobby Davis

“- Pappas: Let me tell you something, Harp. I was in this bureau while you were still popping zits on your funny face and jacking off to the lingerie section of the Sears catalog. But there's something I've learned in all my years...
- Ben Harp: Why don't you astonish me, shitbrains.
- Pappas: Respect for my elders!”

Gary Busey - Pappas
John C. McGinley - Ben Harp

“You're not gonna find me up there, you big, dumb, law-breaking knuckle-heads!”

Alex D. Linz - Alex Pruitt

“- Colin: Why don't you come work for me? You're young. You should be with a winner.
- Nate: I prefer to work somewhere with a little bit of legacy.
- Colin: Nothing lasts forever.
- [Both laugh]
- Nate: [staring up at Colin's bald head] Clearly.”
Colin Mochrie - Colin Frost
Portia Doubleday - Nate

“- Drum Eatenton: Ouiser you look like hammered shit.
- Ouiser Boudreaux: Don't you talk to me like that!
- Drum Eatenton: Oh, I'm sorry you look like regular shit.”
Tom Skerritt - Drum Eatenton
Shirley MacLaine - Ouiser Boudreaux

“Move, bitch!”

Devon Aoki - Suki

“You’re a fucking moron.”
Bob Balaban - Bernie Nayman

“- Ralph: See ya later, President Fartfeathers.
- Vanellope: Au revoir, Admiral Underpants.
- Ralph: And farewell, Baroness Boogerface.
- Vanellope: Goodbye, Major Body Odor.
- Ralph: Hasta la vista, you...
- Felix: Ralph!
- Ralph: All right, to be continued.”
John C. Reilly - Ralph
Sarah Silverman - Vanellope
Jack McBrayer - Felix

“- Cedric: Do you make an effort to be stupid or does it come naturally?
- Edward: Are those the only two choices?”
Robert Portal - Cedric
Samuel West - Edward

“Can I get... any of you cunts... a drink?”
Nick Frost - Ed

“- Kitty: Let's book up!
- Leslie: What's the big rush?
- Carol: I wanna get there before it closes, nerdle brain!
- Leslie: Nerdle brain; very nice.”
Leslie Speights - Kitty
Elizabeth Daily - Leslie Winslow
Robin Evans - Carol Mason

“Where do I start? It's not you. Well actually it is you. Look, I'm just not... I'm not attracted to you anymore. I need space. You kinda... you kinda gross me out. In the beginning it was different. In the beginning, you were better. But then I got to know you real well, and I came to realize... that you're a fat idiot.”
Tim Robbins - Nick Beam