Insult quotes

“- Chester Lee: My name is Chester, I'm great, I'm wonderful! Everybody likes me!
- Redneck: Hey, Chester. My name's Harland, and to me you look like a giant asshole.”
Rodney Dangerfield - Chester Lee
Michael K. Osborn - Redneck

“Why don't you go passionately fuck yourself?”
Rose McGowan - Amy Blue

“- Sheriff Lyle 'Cottonmouth' Wallace: I am the law. Don't you understand, I represent the law.
- Martin 'Rubber Duck' Penwald: Well piss on you, and piss on your law.”
Ernest Borgnine - Sheriff Lyle 'Cottonmouth' Wallace
Kris Kristofferson - Martin 'Rubber Duck' Penwald

“- Alex: Mom?
- Hae-Won: Oh, my god!
- Alex: Yeah. I'll be right there.
- [Onlooking party-goers groan]
- Alex: I'm kidding!
- [All laughing]
- Alex: But thanks for finally laughing, you fucking assholes!”

Bobby Moynihan - Alex
Greta Lee - Hae Won

“- Ice Cube: But I get it. The bigger the story, the bigger the check in your field of work. I shouldn't blame you, it's not your fault. What's your name? [extends his hand]
- CNN Journalist: Brian.
- Ice Cube: [retracts his hand] Eat a dick, Brian. Get the fuck out my house. Y'all done here.”

O'Shea Jackson Jr. - Ice Cube
Rob Brownstein - CNN Journalist

“Your mother mates out of season.”
Mandy Patinkin - Sam Francisco

“- Helena: You pathetic creep!
- Valentine: Rocks and logs can bite like dogs, but words will never hurt me!”
Stephanie Leonidas - Helena
Jason Barry - Valentine

“- The Crook: I was only in it for the birds after the show.
- Woman with ants on face: You, Steve Jones, are nothing but a walking dildo doing a good plumbing job. You'd swim through a river of snot, wade nostril deep through a mile of vomit, as long as you thought there was a sexy cunt at the end of it - and those cunts!”
Steve Jones - The Crook
Jean Warren - Woman with ants on face

“- Russ Duritz: Toshiya, let me ask you something. If you get called a jerk four times in a single day, does that make it true?
- Amy: What, only four? Did you get up late?
- Russ Duritz: Excuse me, I'm asking Toshiya.
- Toshiya - Sushi Chef: Four times is a pattern. It have to be five times to be a fact.
- Russ Duritz: Thank you. See? There's...” (continue)(continue reading)
Bruce Willis - Russ Duritz
Emily Mortimer - Amy
Toshiya Agata - Toshiya - Sushi Chef

“- Eddie Quinn: Hey, don't blame her! What difference does it make what she says, what she feels, what she thinks? For whatever reason, she belongs to me.
- Joey: Yeah, you two pricks belong together.”

Sean Penn - Eddie Quinn
John Travolta - Joey

“- Trish: What the hell was that guy's problem?
- Darry: For my first guess, inbreeding‼”

Gina Philips - Trish
Justin Long - Darry

“- Officer Flynn: You better watch yourself, Bulger.
- Whitey Bulger: You better fuck yourself, Flynn.”
David Conley - Officer Flynn
Johnny Depp - James 'Whitey' Bulger

“- Ben Harp: Special agent Utah! This is not some job, flipping burgers at the local drive-in! Yes! - your surf board bothers me! Yes! - your approach to this whole damn case bothers me! And yes! - you bother me! And Pappas! Oh, for the love of Christ. How the hell did I even let you talk me into this whole bone-headed idea to begin with.
-...” (continue)(continue reading)
John C. McGinley - Ben Harp
Gary Busey - Pappas
Keanu Reeves - Johnny Utah

“- Ma: Sorry, I burned some cheese. Here. I just wasn't thinking.
- Old Nick: Well, thinking is not your strong suit.”
Brie Larson - Ma
Sean Bridgers - Old Nick

“- José Jalapeño: Purple bastard.
- Peanut: Mexican condiment.
- Jeff Dunham: A condiment?
- José Jalapeño: I do not use them.
- Peanut: You don't?
- José Jalapeño: And neither did your mother.”

Jeff Dunham - José Jalapeño
Jeff Dunham - Peanut
Jeff Dunham - Himself

“- Elliot Richards: No! That's not fair.
- The Devil: Fair? Who do you think you're talking to? I don't recall anybody ever accusing me of being fair before. I think I'm insulted.”
Brendan Fraser - Elliot Richards
Liz Hurley - The Devil

“- Sister Helen Prejean: You are a son of God.
- Matthew Poncelet: Thank you. I've never been called a son of God before. I've been called a son of a you-know-what plenty of times, but I've never been called a son of God.”
Susan Sarandon - Sister Helen Prejean
Sean Penn - Matthew Poncelet

“Yeah, that's right, Warriors. Just keep walkin'. Real tough muthas, ain't ya? You guys don't show me much. Why don't you dickheads just walk all the way back home, huh?”
Deborah Van Valkenburgh - Mercy

“- Cop: Come on, we're headin' downtown.
- Sugar Bear: Where your warrant at?
- Cop: Behind that preposition.
- Sugar Bear: What?
- Cop: Didn't you go to school? You can't end a sentence with a preposition.
- Sugar Bear: Oh. Then, uh, where your warrant at, motherfucker?”
Ralph Price - Cop
Reginald Ballard - Sugar Bear

“- Elizabeth Darko: You can go suck a fuck.
- Donnie Darko: How exactly does one suck a fuck?”
Maggie Gyllenhaal - Elizabeth Darko
Jake Gyllenhaal - Donnie Darko

“You look like a fire sale.”

Burt Lancaster - Lou

“- Henry Lowenstein: You're a real dyed-in-the-wool son of a bitch. Anybody ever tell you that?
- Steve Everett: Just close friends and family.”
Anthony Zerbe - Henry Lowenstein
Clint Eastwood - Steve Everett

“Fuck the police!”
O'Shea Jackson Jr. - Ice Cube

“- Dudley Frank: I'm looking forward to the parade this year. I got little Tootsie Rolls to throw to the kids.
- Woody Stevens: Tootsie Rolls? You cannot even put on your left blinker without wiping out.”
William H. Macy - Dudley Frank
John Travolta - Woody Stevens

“- Eden: How 'bout you crawl back into the cave you came from?
- Kala: Yeah, how 'bout I knock you on the head and take you back with me?”
Michelle Rodriguez - Eden
Kala Alexander - Kala