Insult quotes

“Get back, you brain damaged bag of bones, or I'll have you gassed!”

Bette Midler - CC Bloom

“Riverside motherfucker.”
2Pac - Bishop

“Don't call me an asshole, you big son of a bitch!”
Trey Parker - Eric Cartman

“Julie-He basically called me white trash! He said I was from Riverside!
Jimmy-Honey, you are from Riverside.
Julie-It was his tone!”
Melinda Clarke - Julie Cooper
Tate Donovan - Jimmy Cooper

“I don’t talk trash, I talk smack. They’re totally different. Trash talk is hypothetical, like: Your mom is so fat she can eat the internet. But smack talk is happening like right now. Like: You’re ugly and I know it for a fact ’cause I got the evidence right there.”
Mindy Kaling - Kelly Kapoor

“I like to say that normal is the cruelest insult of them all and at least I don’t get that.”
John McCrea - Artie

“Okay, please don’t take this the wrong way, but I’d rather swim butt-naked across the Ganges with a paper cut on my nipple and die a slow agonizing death from a viral infection than work with you.”
Kunal Nayyar - Raj Koothrappali

“You tell anyone I just told you that and your ass is grass.”
Joe Keery - Steve Harrington

“You get reminded what a sack of shit you are five times a day, after a while, you can't believe anyone could ever love you.”
Margo Martindale - Grandma Sandy

“- Goreng: Don't call me snail again.
- Trimagasi: Don't use my word again.”
Ivan Massagué - Goreng
Zorion Eguileor - Trimagasi

“- Harley Quinn: Oh hey, you're that singer no one listens to.
- Dinah Lance: Oh hey, you're the asshole no one likes.”
Margot Robbie - Harley Quinn
Jurnee Smollett-Bell - Dinah Lance

“You don't keep a man waiting. The only time you do is when you want to say something. When you want to say fuck you.”
Al Pacino - Jimmy Hoffa

“- Robbie: You old cunt!
- Mildred Hayes: I'm not old, Robbie.”
Lucas Hedges - Robbie
Frances McDormand - Mildred

“I do not like to be interrupted in the middle of an insult.”
Charles Laughton - Judge Lord Thomas Horfield

“- Zelda Spooner: I suppose you have never heard of the Beatles either.
- Dino: Oh sure. And I can sing better than all three of them.
- Zelda Spooner: There are four of them!
- Dino: Oh, haven't you heard? One of them got his hair caught in his guitar and was electrocuted.
- Zelda Spooner: You can make jokes about them but they're young and...” (continue)(continue reading)
Felicia Farr - Zelda
Dean Martin - Dino

“- Frank Flannagan: Aren't you a little too young for that?
- Ariane Chavasse: I was about to ask you a similar question. Aren't you a little too old for that?
- Frank Flannagan: That hurts! First you save a man's life, then you stab him. Is that kind?”

Gary Cooper - Frank Flannagan
Audrey Hepburn - Ariane Chavasse

“- Earl Stone: What? I thought you were dead. No such luck, I guess.
- Tim Kennedy: Let me tell you something. Did anyone ever tell you you're a bit of an asshole, Earl?
- Earl Stone: All the time. Even in Spanish. All the time.”
Clint Eastwood - Earl Stone
Richard Herd - Tim Kennedy

“- Mary Stuart: Do not play into their hands. Our hatred is precisely what they hope for. I know your heart has more within it than the men who counsel you.
- Queen Elizabeth I: You would do well to watch your words!
- Mary Stuart: I will not be scolded by my inferior!
- Queen Elizabeth I: Your inferior?”
Saoirse Una Ronan - Mary Stuart
Margot Robbie - Queen Elizabeth I

“- Dr. Austin Sloper: You have found a tongue at last, Catherine. 'Tis only to say such terrible things to me.
- Catherine Sloper: Yes. This is a field where you will not compare me to my mother.”
Ralph David Richardson - Dr. Austin Sloper
Olivia Mary de Beauvoir de Havilland - Catherine Sloper

“- Venom: Parasite?
- Eddie Brock: Yeah. It's a term of endearment, that's all.
- Venom: Apologize!
- Eddie Brock: No.
- Venom: Apologize!
- Eddie Brock: All right, fine. I'm sorry. So, what do you want to do now?
- Venom: The way I see it, we can do whatever we want.”
Tom Hardy - Venom
Tom Hardy - Eddie Brock

“Now, why would you call his mother a garden tool?”
Edith Fields - Principal

- Cady Heron: And they have this book, this "Burn Book", where they write mean things about all the girls in our grade.
- Janis Ian: What does it say about me?
- Cady Heron: [lying, because the book describes Janis Ian as a dyke] You're not in it.
- Janis Ian: Those bitches!
Lindsay Lohan - Cady Heron
Lizzy Caplan - Janis Ian

For a, quote, "elite unit", unquote, they seem to be letting in anything with wings, including those flies circling your bottom.

Pip Torrens - Lofty

“Only in America is having a higher education considered an insult.”
Laura Haddock - Vivian Wembley

“- Richard 'Dick' Brewer: We've got a warrant for you, old man.
- Buckshot Roberts: I ain't got no business with that warrant no more, pecker head son of a bitch.”
Charlie Sheen - Richard 'Dick' Brewer
Brian Keith - Buckshot Roberts