Irony quotes
159 irony quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: Avengers: Age of Ultron
“- Ulysses Klaue: Is this your first time intimidating someone? I'm afraid that I'm not that afraid.
- Scarlet Witch: Everybody's afraid of something.” - From the movie: The Age of Adaline
“This no eating nonsense just won't do if you're going to be a proper farm dog.”
- From the movie: Aloha
“- Tracy Woodside: See, he doesn't speak.
- Brian Gilcrest: He just said a lot, actually.
- Tracy Woodside: What did he say?
- Brian Gilcrest: 'Check out my manliness, dude. I've been working out and I'm a little too handsome to ever see you as a threat, Brian. Good evening'
- Tracy Woodside: He said that?
- Brian Gilcrest: He's actually very...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Ant-Man
“Wow. Wow! I mean, I saw the punch coming a mile away but I just figured it'd be all pathetic and weak.”
- From the movie: Entourage
“Hey Schindler, leave no Jew behind!”
- From the movie: The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel
“- Sonny: What should I do?
- Mrs. Donnelly: That’s for you to decide.
- Sonny: Why won’t you tell me?
- Mrs. Donnelly: So you’ll know what to do after I’m gone.” - From the movie: Seventh Son
- From the movie: Misconduct
“- Abrams: Enjoy the pen.
- Ben: You're gonna let me keep the pen?
- Abrams: You better go before I change my mind.” - From the movie: Point Break
“- Bodhi: Ever done this before?
- Johnny Utah: Once.
- Bodhi: Pure adrenalin, right?! The ultimate rush. Other guys snort for it, jab a vein for it, all you gotta do is jump.
- Johnny Utah: Sure, it's a blast, but listen, I sorta screwed up my knee yesterday.
- Bodhi:Yeah, I noticed you limping. But don't worry about it, brah. Don't worry at...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie
- From the movie: Sabrina
- From the movie: Mortdecai
“- Martland: Can you think of a good reason why I shouldn't arrest you right now?
- Mortdecai: I eschew discomfort?” - From the movie: Leaves of Grass
“Swastikas were drawn backward, indicating either haste or a lack of familiarity with this most infamous of anti-semetic emblems, or perhaps rather more implausibly... that Hindus were involved.”
- From the movie: 13 Hours
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“As long as you can savor the humorous aspect of misery and misfortune, you can overcome anything.”
- From the movie: Gods of Egypt
“- Set: [about to be killed] Wait! I spared your life, didn't I?
- Horus: I won't make that mistake.” - From the movie: Ashby
“Don't get hit too hard on that head of yours, your brain's showing occasional signs of thought.”
- From the movie: Our Brand Is Crisis
“That's the world, that's politics. That's how it works. It starts out with big promises and ends up with jackshit happening.”
- From the movie: Woman in Gold
“I don't know if I have the strength to deal with these people, and I've only been here a day.”
- From the movie: Absolutely Anything
“- Fenella: You are not blind.
- Neil: I prefer the term 'optically challenged'.” - From the movie: Suicide Squad
“We're the patsies. We're some kind of suicide squad. Let's go save the world!”
- From the movie: The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel
“- Evelyn Greenslade: I don't know why I tell you anything.
- Muriel Donnelly: Because I'm older and wiser.
- Evelyn Greenslade: Nineteen days older.
- Muriel Donnelly: That's the entire lifespan of a wasp.” - From the movie: Trainwreck
“Have you fucked before? Where is she buried?”
- From the movie: Bedazzled
“- Elliot Richards: You can't read that, that's private stuff!
- The Devil: You're telling me, listen to this. Last night was the most incredible night of my life. I never did get any of the guys' names, but I brought them back home and all five of them banged me like a Salvation Army drum.
- Elliot Richards: What?
- The Devil: Kidding.” - From the movie: Kingpin
“- Roy: Hey, Herbie! How's life?
- Scranton Wino: Taking forever.”
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