Irony quotes
159 irony quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: Ted 2
“Happily ever after only exists in fairy tales. Yet a talking teddy bear is about to marry his girlfriend, proving that Americans don't give a crap about anything.”
- From the movie: The Escort
- From the movie: The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel
“- Lavinia: You’re probably thinking that I’m a little young to be staying at the Marigold Hotel.
- Kushal: Either that or your plastic surgeon is a genius!” - From the movie: The Escort
“- Natalie: You don't want to get to know each other first?
- Mitch: Before I buy you a drink or before the blow job?” - From the movie: Insurgent
“- Peter: Wait, you're not gonna shoot me?
- Tris: Once a stiff, always a stiff.” - From the movie: MI-5
“- Will Holloway: [by radio] They're nearing position. Anything?
- Malcolm Wynn-Jones: Not a sausage. The self-perpetuating algorithm I wrote last night is constantly updating, revising all potential vantage points.
- Will Holloway: Sudoku not cutting it then?” - From the movie: Sleeping with Other People
“Can we please go home, dry each other off with friction?”
- From the movie: Testament of Youth
“- Vera Brittain: Please, I'd rather be by myself.
- Roland Leighton: It's the books I'm worried about. I've never seen anyone beat them up that way.” - From the movie: Mortdecai
“Ugh. I think this women has need of a chiropractor.”
- From the movie: The Spectacular Now
“You'll always be my favorite ex-boyfriend.”
- From the movie: Pitch Perfect 2
- From the movie: The Intern
“It's 2015, are we really still critical of working moms?”
- From the movie: Lady in the Van
- From the movie: American Ultra
“- Victoria Lasseter: Cherry Progressive, listen. Mandelbrot set is in motion. Echo Choir has been breached.
- Mike Howell: Is that a lyric from something?” - From the movie: Prometheus
“Good morning. I am Meredith Vickers, and it is my job to make sure you do yours.”
- La trovi in Actors' Love Affairs
“Guys will definitely settle for women who get the joke. But a woman who can make you laugh? It's not high on a guy's must list.”
- La trovi in Career in Cinema
“Some of my favorite characters that I've played have been very pompous because I love making fun of pompous people.”
- From the movie: Forces of Nature
“I haven't known you that long, but I think there may be something wrong with you.”
- From the movie: Reality Bites
- From the movie: The Little Rascals
“- Waldo: We just moved into town. My father bought the oil refinery.
- Darla: That explains why you're so refined!
- Alfalfa: Yeah, and so oily!” - From the movie: Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit
“- Sister Mary Clarence: Hey Father Thomas, what's happenin'?
- Father Thomas: What's happening is I've been sent to deliver a message like I'm working for Western Union instead of the Roman Catholic Church.” - From the movie: You Can't Cheat an Honest Man
“- The Great Edgar: For my next experiment, I will saw the little maharaja in half.
- Charlie: I'm a victim of sawcumstances.” - From the movie: Mouse Hunt
- From the movie: Fools Rush In
“- Isabel Fuentes: Alex, this is Chuy.
- Alex Whitman: Chuy, hi. I'm Luke Skywalker.” - From the movie: Point Break
“- Johnny Utah: The beaches are always being closed because of waste spills, right? And surfers are territorial, they stick to certain breaks. If we can get some hair samples, and get a match to a certain beach, we'd know which break the Ex-Presidents surf. You buyin' this?
- Pappas: No. But let's do it anyway; it'll drive Harp crazy.”
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