Irony quotes
159 irony quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
- From the movie: The Trust
“- Records Clerk: I'm going to call the sheriff.
- David Waters: I'll give you $100.
- Records Clerk: Okay.
- David Waters: [stunned silence] O-okay... You know, you're lucky this investigation is so well funded.” - From the movie: American Ultra
“You're his girlfriend. You're his mom. You're his maid. You're his landlady. Now you're his lawyer?”
- From the movie: Kung Fu Panda 3
“Your son got angry at you. Welcome to parenthood.”
- From the movie: Youth
“Human beings really know how to be pathetic when they try to, huh?”
- From the movie: Our Brand Is Crisis
“- Castillo: This llama will lead us toward prosperity.
- Jane: It's like he killed himself rather than appear in our commercial.” - From the movie: Tremors 5: Bloodlines
“Oh, great! Cue the freaking lion!”
- From the movie: Straight Outta Compton
- From the movie: Woman in Gold
- From the movie: The Lost Boys
“Talk about the Texas Chainsaw Massacre.”
- From the movie: Dark Places
“If ifs and buts where candies and nuts, we'd all have a very merry christmas.”
- From the movie: The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel
“- Sonny Kapoor: I promise that I will be a better husband than fiancée.
- Sunaina: Good. Because you're a terrible fiancée.” - From the movie: Ant-Man
“- Hank Pym: It's a trial by fire, Scott... or in this case, water.
- [the bathtub fills with water, and Scott jumps out]
- Hank Pym: Guess you're tougher than you thought.” - From the movie: Avengers: Age of Ultron
- From the movie: Trumbo
- From the movie: Ashby
“- Ashby Holt: What is this?
- Ed Wallis: This is a pancake.
- Ashby Holt: This is a pancake?
- Ed Wallis: This is a p...
- Ashby Holt: Oh, I thought maybe you're gonna convince me it was a chicken.” - From the movie: Superstar
“- Mary Katherine Gallagher: So what really happened to your parents?
- Slater: They were savagely ripped apart and eaten by a school of hammerhead sharks.
- Mary Katherine Gallagher: That happens a lot.” - From the movie: The Escort
“- Natalie: I thought it was poor form to bring your work home with you.
- Mitch: Well, you're a presentable piece of work.” - From the movie: Zootopia
“Do you think when she goes to sleep, she counts herself?”
- From the movie: American Ultra
“- Otis: We lost two assets attempting to neutralize Wiseman-designate Howell.
- Adrian Yates: How is that possible?
- Otis: He was armed with a spoon, sir.” - From the movie: After the Ball
“I just say what I feel and regret it later.”
- From the movie: Victor Frankenstein
“- Igor: It's alive.
- Victor Von Frankenstein: Isn't that rather obvious?” - From the movie: A Dangerous Method
“- Sabina Spielrein: I somehow imagined you'd have found another admirer by now.
- Carl Jung: No. You were the jewel of great price.” - From the movie: Don Verdean
“- Carol Jensen: You know, in the eight months that you've known me, you've never asked me one thing about my personal life. I-I-I assumed it was a professional courtesy, but now I realize you think of me as a mindless subordinate.
- Don Verdean: Now, Carol, that's not true. I just never thought you had a personal life.” - From the movie: Ted 2
“Happily ever after only exists in fairy tales. Yet a talking teddy bear is about to marry his girlfriend, proving that Americans don't give a crap about anything.”
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