Kiss quotes

“- Cousin Vicki: I'm going steady, and I French kiss.
- Audrey Griswold: So? Everybody does that.
- Cousin Vicki: Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it.”
Jane Krakowski - Cousin Vicki
Dana Barron - Audrey Griswold

“- Kimble: Just don't throw up on me.
- Phoebe: Nah, it's ok, I'm not gonna throw up on you. But I am gonna kiss you.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Kimble
Pamela Reed - Phoebe

“If I didn't have puke breath, I'd kiss you.”
Rick Moranis - Bob McKenzie

“There's a time for everything under heaven. A time to kiss and a time to cuddle.”
Suzanna Hamilton - Izz

“What's happened to you? Have you been kissing ass so long, you're starting to like it?”

Jeff Bridges - Jack Baker

“- Marco Venier: Do you not like my kiss?
- Veronica Franco: I wish it were not a sin to have liked it so.
- Marco Venier: God made sin, though we might know his mercy.”
Rufus Sewell - Marco Venier
Catherine McCormack - Veronica Franco

“- Stef: Ok, you kissed. Now tell.
- Andy: There's something weird.
- Stef: What? What is it?
- Andy: Does Brand wear braces?
[Stef bursts into laughter]
- Andy: Why are you laughing? Stef, it was beautiful.
- Stef: Next time you kiss him, do it with your eyes open. It's a whole different experience.”

Martha Plimpton - Stef
Kerri Green - Andy

“You got to tell her. Seriously. You can pass off two dates without a kiss as old fashioned, you go three and you're a homo.”

Paulo Costanzo - Ryan

“- Joshua: Here! Water lily!
- Lilia: My name is Lilia.
- Joshua: To me you are a lily, and I want water.
- Lilia: Joshua. Joshua, I thought you'd never come down.
- Joshua: Water before love, my girl.
- Lilia: Does it take the whole Nile to quench your thirst?
- Joshua: No, just your lips.”
John Derek - Joshua
Debra Paget - Lilia

“- Gretchen Ross: I just want it to be at a time when it... When it reminds me just...
- Donnie Darko: When it reminds you how beautiful the world can be?”

Jena Malone - Gretchen Ross
Jake Gyllenhaal - Donnie Darko

“Sweet princess, if through this wicked witches trick a spindle should your finger prick, a ray of hope there still may be in this, the gift I give at thee. Not in death but just in sleep the fateful prophecy you'll keep, and from this slumber you shall wake when true love's kiss the spell shall break.”
Barbara Luddy - Merryweather

While I was in the pizza parlor, this creepy old man came up to me and said "Sweetie, you don't have to kiss to make babies". So, I waited until it was about time to leave with the pizza, so I walked right up to him and said out loud "I know, but you still gotta fuck!".
Baybi Day - Pamela

“You shouldn't kiss a girl when you're wearing that gun... leaves a bruise.”

Claire Trevor - Helen Grayle

“Alison married Kevin! I am fine now! Married her junior high school sweetheart: kissed me on the bench, kissed Kevin on the bench, married Kevin. This is great! This has got nothing to do with me! This is fate, this is destiny; it is beyond my control, beyond my fault. I love this!”
John Cusack - Rob Gordon

“- Daniel: Oh, great. Now I'm impotent.
- Robin: We just kissed for two seconds?
- Daniel: No, it never takes me this long. Usually we're showering by now!”
Michael J. Fox - Daniel
Nancy Travis - Robin

“- Stephanie: There's gotta be more to life than just makin' out.
- Paulette: Y'know, I never thought of it that way!”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Stephanie
Lorna Luft - Paulette

- Sam: Daddy, are you a "faggot"?
- Robert Whittaker: Where did you hear that word?
- Sam: Kyle told it to me.
- Robert Whittaker: And did Kyle tell you what it means?
- Sam: Yes.
- Robert Whittaker: Well, what does it mean?
- Sam: It's when two boys kiss and they go to the opera.
Malcolm Stumpf - Sam
Rupert Everett - Robert Whittaker

“- Marylin Rexroth: I could have you disbarred for that.
- Miles Massey: It was worth it.
- Marylin Rexroth: A romantic divorce attorney.
- Miles Massey: You fascinate me.”

Catherine Zeta-Jones - Marylin
George Clooney - Miles

“- Teeny: Chrissy, truth or dare?
- Chrissy: Truth.
- Teeny: Have you ever been french kissed?
- Chrissy: Are you kidding? I don't want to get pregnant!”
Thora Birch - Teeny
Rita Wilson - Chrissy

“I know I'm old enough to be his mother, but when the Duck laid that kiss on me last night, I swear my thighs just went up in flames! He must practice on melons or something.”
Annie Potts - Iona

“- Jake: All I did was kiss a girl!
- Emmett: They got you in jail for that?
- Jake: Yeah, I kissed a girl, and this other fella didn't like it, so we had some words, and so I decided to get out of there. So I did, I got out of there. You know me, Emmett, I don't want no trouble. So, I go outside, and this fellow tries to shoot me in the back.”
Kevin Costner - Jake
Scott Glenn - Emmett

“Now, here's the deal. I will make you a potion that will turn you into a human for three days. Got that? Three days. Now listen, this is important. Before the sun sets on the third day, you've got to get dear ol' princey to fall in love with you. That is, he's got to kiss you. Not just any kiss the kiss of true love. If he does kiss you before...” (continue)(continue reading)

Pat Carroll - Ursula

- Ariel: Do you wanna kiss me?
- Ren: Someday.
- Ariel: What's this "someday" shit?
- Ren: Well, it's just I get the feeling you've been kissed a lot, and I'm afraid I'd suffer by comparison.
Lori Singer - Ariel
Kevin Bacon - Ren

“Hank, you know, I've never, I've never even kissed a girl before. And you know what? If being rich will change that, I'm all for it. I don't care. I just wanna feel it, you know? I just wanna know what people do, you know? I don't care if it's 'cause of the money.”
Billy Bob Thornton - Jacob

“- Mallory Knox: What do you want me to do?
- Det. Jack Scagnetti: I want you to kiss me and squeeze my nipple.
- Mallory Knox: You're so specific.”
Juliette Lewis - Mallory Knox
Tom Sizemore - Det. Jack Scagnetti