Kiss quotes

You know, the first kiss is always in the middle of a sentence. It's always like, "Tomorrow I'm going to the zoo to see the monkeys and...".

Chris Rock - Lance Barton

“Now, I get to see that sweet face! I'm gonna give you a 'niner'.”

Doris Roberts - Mrs. Barzak

“Kiss you? Maybe we should get some moisturizer first... or some medical supervision.”

Steve Guttenberg - Jack Crawford

“- María: Kiss me.
- Robert Jordan: You're shameless.”
Ingrid Bergman - María
Gary Cooper - Robert Jordan

“- Nicole: You know I really want to kiss you right now.
- Carlos: I really want to kiss you too. When the time is right.
- Nicole: So you just let me know when that time is right.”

Kirsten Dunst - Nicole Oakley
Jay Hernandez - Carlos Nuñez

“- Cliff: What was that line again? Oh my prince...
- Jenny: ... would that you drink of my lips...
- Cliff: Thanks, I don't mind if I do.”

Billy Campbell - Cliff
Jennifer Lynn Connelly - Jenny

“- Bridget Jones: I thought you were in America.
- Mark Darcy: Well I was... but I realized I had forgotten something here.
- Bridget Jones: Which was...?
- Mark Darcy: Well, I realized that I had forgotten to... kiss you goodbye, do you mind?”
Renee Zellweger - Bridget Jones
Colin Firth - Mark Darcy

“- Tum Tum: So, you going to kiss her, Colt?
- Colt: Who?
- Tum Tum: Her. Jo.
- Colt: Nah.
- Rocky: Yes, you are!”
Chad Power - Tum Tum
Max Elliott Slade - Colt
Michael Treanor - Rocky

“I just don't want to never have done that.”

Clea DuVall - Stokely 'Stokes' Mitchell

“- Heather: Barry, I saw you, you were kissing her.
- Barry: Once, I kissed her once! God, it's like I can't talk to my friends anymore, I can't believe how posessive you are.”
Lisa Marie Newmyer - Heather
Tyler Shea Cone - Barry

“- Dirt Merchant: Wait just so you're aware.
- Angie: Of what?
- Dirt Merchant: That we're friends, just friends.
- Angie: Whatever.”

Danny Masterson - Dirt Merchant
Julie Benz - Angie

- Clarissa Jane Louise "Keegan" Lawrence: Do you always kiss strange people?
- Roger Lane: No, you're the strangest.
Jo Ann Harris - Clarissa Jane Louise "Keegan" Lawrence
Sam Groom - Roger Lane

“- Hoggle: Why did you have to go and do a thing like that for?
- Sarah: Do what? You mean rescue you?
- Hoggle: No! You kissed me!”
Shari Weiser - Hoggle
Jennifer Lynn Connelly - Sarah

“From a deep, immaculate kiss she spread her two ripe, dripping limbs and then I happened.”
Winona Ryder - Dinky Bossetti

“- Zach: I didn't want to kiss her in a public place.
- Felix Bean: What? Like on the face?”
Jay Chandrasekhar - Zach
Steve Lemme - Felix Bean

And now, the gates of a dungeon part, and our prince is free to go his way. Off he rides, on his noble steed, a valiant figure, straight and tall! To wake his love, with love's first kiss. And prove that "true love" conquers all!
Eleanor Audley - Maleficent

“Life's terribly short girl. Give yourself some pleasure. I'll bet you've never been kissed.”

Stockard Channing - Mrs. Allworthy

“- Matthew Hollis: Kiss you? I ought to spank you!
- Jennifer Lyons: Oh, please, and bite me too.”
Sir Michael Caine - Matthew Hollis
Michelle Johnson - Jennifer Lyons

“Today is our third anniversary and all I have to show for it are two beautiful little girls and a husband I just can't stop kissing.”
Sandra Bullock - Sally Owens

“In my country it is written: only kiss from beautiful woman can compare to a petal of a rose.”
Brian Tochi - Cadet Nogata

“When my date takes me home and kisses me good night, if I don't hear the philharmonic in my head, I dump him.”
Barbra Streisand - Rose Morgan

“- John Dixon: I like you a lot.
- Steven Carter: What about Christina?
- John Dixon: No contest, you're a better kisser!
- Steven Carter: Promise?
- John Dixon: Promise.”
Brad Gorton - John Dixon
Ben Silverstone - Steven Carter

“My mother-in-law, for years I wouldn't kiss her face; I end up kissing her ass.”
Rodney Dangerfield - Monty Capuletti

“- Commander Leonard 'Bones' McCoy, M.D.: What is it with you, anyway?
- Kirk: Still think we're finished?
- Commander Leonard 'Bones' McCoy, M.D.: Now, more than ever!”

DeForest Kelley - McCoy
William Shatner - James T. Kirk

“- Superman: Why did... why did you kiss me first?
- Eve Teschmacher: I didn't think you'd let me later.”
Christopher Reeve - Superman
Valerie Perrine - Eve Teschmacher