Kiss quotes

“Not only did I enjoy that kiss last night, I was awed by its efficiency.”

Cary Grant - John Robie

“- Younger Amy March: I don't wanna die. I've never even been kissed. I've waited my whole to be kissed, and what if I miss it?
- Laurie: I tell you what. I promise to kiss you before you die.”
Kirsten Dunst - Younger Amy March
Christian Bale - Laurie

“- The Wachati Princess: I have never known a man.
[The Wachati Princess and Ace Ventura slowly touch their tongues together. Ace Ventura pulls away]
- Ace Ventura: I would love to help. But you see, I have vowed to take a life of celibacy.
- The Wachati Princess: Well, perhaps this will assist your decision.
[takes off her top, revealing her...” (continue)(continue reading)
Sophie Okonedo - The Wachati Princess
Jim Carrey - Ace Venura

“- Cappie: Are you interested in being kissed?
- Maggie: Yes.”

Charlie Sheen - Cappie
Kerri Green - Maggie

“- Quentin Hapsburg: Que sera sera... You do speak French, don't you?
- Lt. Frank Drebin: Unfortunately no, but I do kiss that way.”
Robert Goulet - Quentin Hapsburg
Leslie William Nielsen - Frank Drebin

“That was my first kiss using my tongue. I probably shouldn't admit that.”
Claire Danes - Rachel Lewis

“They kissed. She nearly passed out from the rapture of the moment... but Swift, familiar with this reaction from past encounters, gathered her in his arms as her body went limp, and carried her into his bedroom.”

Tom Selleck - Phil Blackwood

“Do I always have to take the initiative? You're supposed to kiss me.”

Greer Garson - Paula

“Ishtar, goddess of love, seven times seven I bow to thee. Let her enjoy this kiss.”
Elmer Clifton - The Rhapsode

- Valerie: I didn't want you to think Earth girls were easy.
- Mac: What is "easy"?
- Valerie: This is "easy".

Geena Davis - Valerie
Jeff Goldblum - Mac

“I bet he kisses like a lizard.”

Brenda James - Colleen

“- Jane Spencer: How could you!
- Tanya: Well, you just shove your tongue as far down his throat as you can.”

Priscilla Presley - Jane Spencer
Anna Nicole Smith - Tanya

“- James Bond: Why don't you wait until you're asked?
- Pam Bouvier: Why don't you ask me?”

Timothy Dalton - James Bond
Carey Lowell - Pam Bouvier

“- Garth Algar: Well, you know what you can do with your show? You can take a flying...
[a passing jet liner mutes out most of what he says]
- Garth Algar: ...till the handle breaks off and you have to get a doctor to pull it out again!
- Wayne Campbell: You kiss your mother with that mouth?”
Dana Carvey - Garth Algar
Mike Myers - Wayne Campbell

“- Julie: Not here. Not now.
- Charlie: Where? When?
- Julie: Upstairs. Ten seconds.”

Angela Bressler - Julie
Keith Singleton - Charlie