Kiss quotes

“- Danielle: Wait. I don't know if I'm ready for this.
- Sebastian: That's cool.
- Danielle: I'm sorry. It's just that yesterday was my first kiss, and now you're practically touching my breast. At this rate, your dick will be in my mouth by lunch.”
Sarah Thompson - Danielle Sherman
Robin Dunne - Sebastian Valmont

“- Shep: Excuse me? You think you can just kiss me anytime you feel like it?
- Mailika: Yeah, that's right.
- Shep: I guess that answers that.”
Leon - Shep
Tonya Pinkins - Mailika

“- D'Artagnan: If anyone sees... it is death.
- Queen Anne: If I don't kiss you, I'll die anyway.”
Gabriel Byrne - D'Artagnan
Anne Parillaud - Queen Anne

“- Judge Alvin 'J.P' Valkenheiser: You may kiss the bride.
- Chris Thorne: Not in front of all these people, your honor.
- Judge Alvin 'J.P' Valkenheiser: Now!”
Dan Aykroyd - Judge Alvin 'J.P' Valkenheiser
Chevy Chase - Chris Thorne

“- Cindy Lou Who: Your cheek's so...
- Grinch: I know. Hairy.
- Cindy Lou Who: No.
- Grinch: Greasy? Stinky? Do I have a zit?
- Cindy Lou Who: No. Warm.”

Taylor Momsen - Cindy Lou Who
Jim Carrey - Grinch

“- Helen Cooper: It's just like kissing a guy.
- Joan: No it's not.”

Heather Juergensen - Helen Cooper
Jackie Hoffman - Joan

“- John Bender: Sushi?
- Claire Standish: Rice, raw fish, and seaweed.
- John Bender: You won't accept a guy's tongue in your mouth, and you're going to eat that?
- Claire Standish: Can I eat?
- John Bender: I don't know. Give it a try.”
Judd Nelson - John Bender
Molly Ringwald - Claire Standish

“- Cousin Vicki: I'm going steady, and I French kiss.
- Audrey Griswold: So? Everybody does that.
- Cousin Vicki: Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it.”
Jane Krakowski - Cousin Vicki
Dana Barron - Audrey Griswold

“- Mercedès Iguanada: God has offered us a new beginning.
- Edmond Dantes: God?
- Mercedès Iguanada: Don't slap His hand away.
- Edmond Dantes: Can I never escape Him?
- Mercedès Iguanada: No, He is in everything. Even in a kiss.”
Dagmara Dominczyk - Mercedès Iguanada
Jim Caviezel - Edmond Dantes

“- Selma Landis: Good night Nick, and thanks so much for everything. I want to kiss you. [looks at Nora] May I?
- Nora Charles: Go right ahead. But I warn you, it's a hard habit to get out of.”
Elissa Landi - Selma Landis
Myrna Loy - Nora Charles

“- Heckeler: When you stage kiss, do you use tounges or no tounges?
- Sadie: Look, you.
- Heckeler: Come on, I'm only having a joke!
- Sadie: Oh, Look. My boyfriend's here.”
Sam Smart - Heckeler
Sadie Frost - Sadie

“Would you like to kiss me? Just if you... If you wanted to kiss me, it would really be your lucky night, because I'm half in the bag and my husband won't be home for, you know, three to five years.”

Julia Roberts - Mercedes Tainot

- Kira: Have you ever heard the expression "kissed by a muse"? Well, that's what I am. I'm a muse.
- Sonny: Well, I'm glad someone's having a good time.
- Kira: Oh, don't make jokes; I'm serious.
Olivia Newton-Jonn - Kira
Michael Beck - Sonny Malone

“- Ivonne: What do you miss about acting?
- Elisabeth Shue: You know what I really miss about acting? I miss kissing - in love scenes. I had so much fun making out with all those cute actors.”
Melonie Diaz - Ivonne
Elisabeth Shue - Herself

“- Pinero: See this lot here? This lot used to be houses. In fact, there was a house over there on the corner where I kissed my first girl friend. Got her pregnant, too.
- Martin Vail: Hell of a kiss, Joey.”

Steven Bauer - Pinero
Richard Tiffany Gere - Martin Vail

“A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true.”
Steve Martin

“A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when
words become superfluous.”
Ingrid Bergman

“- Jane: My mom received this anonymous phone call from a person who said that they saw me kissing a girl and when she asked me about it I told her it wasn't true.
- Jimmy: Okay, you lost me. It doesn't sound like you have a problem.
- Jane: ...but I lied to her. I did kiss a girl. And I slept with a girl.”
Ellen Muth - Jane
RuPaul - Jimmy

“- Maggie: That's too bad. I wanted you to try my chili. It's pretty hot.
- Dudley Frank: No, I'll try it. I like your kind of hot. Chili, chili hot. Food hot. That's the hot I want to kiss. Eat.”
Marisa Tomei - Maggie
William H. Macy - Dudley Frank

“- Christina: I did come to your wedding because I wanted to see you again. Because the feeling is mutual, and you'd better be a really good kisser. [Christina and Peter kiss.] Wow. That was weak.
- Peter: Weak?
- Christina: It's okay. You can try again.”
Cameron Diaz - Christina Walters
Thomas Jane - Peter Donahue

“No kiss, Nick. I'm a married woman with a Governor inside.”
Goldie Hawn - Glenda Parks

“- Clive Cod: Let me tell you something, I don't know anything about that, so you can kiss my fat ass.
- Carter: Clive, it would take me all day to kiss your fat ass.”
Chris Penn - Clive
Chris Tucker - Carter

“I saw her. I kissed her. I love her.”
Keanu Reeves - Alex Wyler

“- Aramis: Only the wrong words are waste of time. The right words can make a more lasting impression than a thousand of Porthos's kisses.
- Barmaid: Not likely.”
Charlie Sheen - Aramis
Nichola Cordey - Barmaid

“- Dulcie Kawamura: You let him kiss you just like that? In a Chop Suey restaurant? Are you going to tell Mama?
- Lily Yuriko Kawamura: No. And neither are you.”
Akemi Nishino - Dulcie Kawamura
Tamlyn Tomita - Lily Yuriko Kawamura