Kiss quotes

“- Han Solo: Afraid I was gonna leave without giving you a goodbye kiss?
- Princess Leia: I'd just as soon kiss a Wookiee.
- Han Solo: I can arrange that. You could use a good kiss.”
Carrie Fisher - Han Solo
Harrison Ford - Princess Leia

“Wanna dance or would you rather just suck face?”

Henry Fonda - Norman Thayer Jr.

“- Tina Carlyle: Thanks.
- Stanley Ipkiss: For what?
- Tina Carlyle: Lots of things. Sharing the sunset with me. For being the only guy whose ever treated me like a person and not some sort of party favor. For being any kind of romantic. Even a hopeless one.
- Stanley Ipkiss: You're welcome.
- Tina Carlyle: You know that night at the club? I knew...” (continue)(continue reading)
Cameron Diaz - Tina Carlyle
Jim Carrey - Stanley Ipkiss

“I can understand you being horny and all, Fritz... but you have bad breath.”

Lee Marvin - The Sergeant

“- Humphrey Williams: So, just listen. Now, did I or did I not... do... vaginal... juices? Name two ways of getting them flowing, Watson.
- Watson: Rubbing the clitoris, sir?
- Humphrey Williams: What's wrong with a kiss, boy?”
Graham Arthur Chapman - Humphrey Williams
Eric Idle - Watson

“- Man on Porch: Why don't you kiss her instead of talking her to death?
- George Bailey: You want me to kiss her, huh?
- Man on Porch: Ah, youth is wasted on the wrong people.”
Dick Elliott - Man on Porch
James Stewart - George Bailey

“So... you guys wanna make out or what?”

Chris Kattan - Doug Butabi

“- Detective Mateo Reyes: Yo Mike, why don't you just give it a little kiss? You know, make it feel better?
- Detective Marco Vargas: Hey, just pretend we're not even here.
- Detective Marcus Burnett: Say, isn't Ricky Martin having a concert? Get the fuck on!
- Detective Mateo Reyes: You always gotta go racial, man.”

Yul Vazquez - Detective Mateo Reyes
Jason Manuel Olazabal - Detective Marco Vargas
Martin Lawrence - Detective Marcus Burnett

“You're right, you're right, I shouldn't have done that. I'm sorry.”

Bruce Willis - Korben Dallas

“From the moment I met you, all those years ago, not a day has gone by when I haven't thought of you. And now that I'm with you again... I'm in agony. The closer I get to you, the worse it gets. The thought of not being with you - I can't breath. I'm haunted by the kiss that you should never have given me. My heart is beating... hoping that kiss...” (continue)(continue reading)

Hayden Christensen - Anakin Skywalker

“Yeah, it's all so hot three days in!”

Cynthia Nixon - Miranda Hobbes

“At least you've stopped kissing me like I was your aunty.”

Clare Grogan - Susan

“- Charles Ferry: How was it?
- Skylar: Very interesting. I've never been kissed by a sociopath before.”

Tim Roth - Charles Ferry
Drew Barrymore - Skylar

“Believe me, if you weren't a woman, I'd kiss you for that.”
Roy Dotrice - The Evil Fuckaire

“- Uncle Fester Addams: I'm her husband.
- Debbie Jellinsky: Fester!
- Uncle Fester Addams: Gimme a kiss.
- Debbie Jellinsky: Gimme a twenty.”
Chris Lloyd - Uncle Fester
Joan Cusack - Debbie Jellinsky

- Nikhil a.k.a. Gogol: So I'm two inches away from her. Her luscious lips part. Just as I'm about to kiss her, she looks at me and she says, "What's your name?".
- Marc: Gogol Ganguli.
- Nikhil a.k.a. Gogol: End of seduction 101.
Kal Penn - Nikhil a.k.a. Gogol
Justin Rosini - Marc

“Get outta here! Will ya? This is like fighting in a zoo. This is a zoo, you know? Is that the way you train for Clubber? He ain't gonna kiss ya! He gonna kill ya! Ya know that?”

Burgess Meredith - Mickey Goldmill

“- Cecil Sweeney: It's time everyone know the truth, eh?
- Moonie Pottie: What?
- Cecil Sweeney: Are you going to kiss me like a hero or what?”
Andrew McCarthy - Cecil Sweeney
Liane Balaban - Moonie Pottie

“- Richie: Clark! You kissed a girl before I did?
- Clark: This is way better than macaroni!”
David Spade - Richie
Jon Heder - Clark

“Can I have one last first kiss?”
Drew Barrymore - Lucy Whitmore

“When you've known someone a long time, you just want to kiss them just to see if they're a good kisser. There's nothing wrong with that, right?”
Jordan Ladd - Karen

“- Harry Sanborn: Soft lips.
- Erica Barry: I'm so glad they still work. I haven't used them for kissing in such a long time, more like for wearing lipstick... and whistling.”

Jack Nicholson - Harry Sanborn
Diane Keaton - Erica Barry

“- Cathy: Punish me.
- Heathcliff: I'm going to. When I take her in my arms, when I kiss her, when I promise her life and happiness.”

Merle Oberon - Cathy
Laurence Olivier - Heathcliff

“The heart is a sleeping beauty and love's the only kiss it can't resist.”
Jeremy Davies - Tom Tom

“- Faye Dolan: Was she a good kisser?
- Guy Patterson: Yeah.
- Faye Dolan: Yeah?
- Guy Patterson: It would be ungentlemanly of me to elaborate.
- Faye Dolan: Gentleman. I'd forgotten what you fellas looked like.”
Liv Tyler - Faye Dolan
Tom Everett Scott - Guy Patterson