Kiss quotes

“- Les: Why'd you do it?
- Michael Dorsey: I needed the work.
- Les: The only reason you're still breathing is because I never kissed you.”

Charles Durning - Les
Dustin Hoffman - Michael Dorsey

“Centipede I do not know whether to kill you or kiss you.”
Susan Sarandon - Spider

“The still waters of the water under a frond of stars. The still waters of your mouth under a thicket of kisses.”
Meg Ryan - Frannie Avery

“You're the first boy I ever kissed, Jake, and I want you to be the last.”
Reese Witherspoon - Melanie Smooter

“- Messenger: You just kissed me!
- Leonidas: That is how men great each other in Sparta: high-fives for the women and open-mouthed tongue kisses for the men!”
Phil Morris - Messenger
Sean Maguire - Leonidas

“- Frank: What are you doing kissing this guy?
- Sarah: Well, I didn't wanna kill him.
- Frank: Well, what kinda stupid logic is that?”
Bruce Willis - Frank
Mary-Louise Parker - Sarah

“How can you tell what's in its spell? How can you tell unless you've tried it? Wait for that kiss you're certain of. And let your heart decide when you're in love.”
Howard Keel - Adam Pontipee

“Today we are gathered to put a stop to something that would have been considered innocent 100 years ago, but which in today's litigious society has been blown completely out of proportion.”

Hank Azaria - Superintendent Chalmers

“- Chartog: I am Chartog, guardian of the river. I know the way across, and I will tell you. You just have to... kiss me.
- Julie: Ugh... No way!
- Chartog: What's the matter, my precious? Don't you find me attractive?”

Terrence Scammell - Chartog
Julie Strain - Julie

“- Melina: I can't believe it, it's like a dream. What's wrong?
- Douglas Quaid: I just had a terrible thought... what if this is a dream?
- Melina: Well, then, kiss me quick before you wake up!”
Rachel Ticotin - Melina
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Douglas Quaid

“- Bumper: I have a feeling we should kiss. Is that a good feeling or an incorrect feeling?
- Fat Amy: Well... sometimes I have the feeling I can do crystal meth, but then I think, mmm... better not.”
Adam Devine - Bumper
Rebel Wilson - Fat Amy

“- Dwight: [as Kate Veatch kisses Joyce] I told you she was a lesbian.
- Peter La Fleur: Wow. Good call.
- Kate Veatch: Hey! I'm not a lesbian.
- Peter La Fleur: You're not?
- Kate Veatch: No. I'm bisexual.
[she kisses Peter]”
Chris Williams - Dwight
Vince Vaughn - Peter La Fleur
Christine Taylor - Kate Veatch

“- Jack Taylor: What would you do if I kissed you right now?
- Melanie Parker: You wouldn't kiss me.
- Jack Taylor: But what would you do if i did?
- Melanie Parker: Do you wanna kiss me right now?
- Jack Taylor: I wouldn't've mentioned it if didn't.”
George Clooney - Jack Taylor
Michelle Pfeiffer - Melanie Parker

“- Juliana: Ruber.
- Ruber: Juliana. I was in the neighborhood, and I thought I'd invade. How about a kiss? I hear you're still single...
- Juliana: Impertinent pig.
- Ruber: Is that a no?”
Jane Seymour - Juliana
Gary Leonard Oldman - Ruber

“- Kid: Hey! How about a big, juicy good morning kiss?
- Veda: Not with that good morning breath.”
Christopher Reid - Kid
Angela Means - Veda

“- Nancy: Mickey, you can't go around asking every woman you kiss to marry you.
- Mickey: Why not?
- Nancy: Why not...
- Mickey: I only kiss women I'd marry.”
Geneviève Bujold - Nancy
Keith Carradine - Mickey

“- Céline: You know what I want?
- Jesse: What?
- Céline: To be kissed.
- Jesse: Well I can do that.”
Julie Delpy - Céline
Ethan Hawke - Jesse

“- Vada Sultenfuss: Have you ever kissed anyone?
- Thomas J. Sennett: Like they do on TV?
- Vada Sultenfuss: Hm-mm.
- Thomas J. Sennett: No.
- Vada Sultenfuss: Well maybe we should, just to see what's the big deal.”
Anna Chlumsky - Vada Sultenfuss
Macaulay Culkin - Thomas J. Sennett

“Kiss me. Let me breathe my last breath into your mouth. I'm so cold! So... cold. Keep me... warm... keep... me... warm... [dies]. ”
Sandahl Bergman - Valeria

“I for one am sick and tired, honey. Sick and tired. I'm not going to be one of your passive ladies trembling at the thought of you or to put up with any kind of maltreatment just for the glorious opportunity of spending a glorious night with you. Not once a week not once in a while not once in a blue moon, not by a long-shot honey, uh uh, no...” (continue)(continue reading)

Colleen Camp - Christy Miller

“- Brendan Harris: What if your dad sees me doing this?
- Katie Markum: He'll shoot you. And then he'll kill you.”

Tom Guiry - Brendan Harris
Emmy Rossum - Katie Markum

“- Tiffany: Have you got a rubber?
- Chucky: Have I got a rubber? Tiff, look at me. I'm all rubber.
- Tiffany: That's right... wait, I thought you were plastic.
- Chucky: Tiff... kiss me
- Tiffany: Ok.”

Jennifer Tilly - Tiffany
Brad Dourif - Chucky

- Dani Trant: I want you to be the first boy I ever kiss.
- Court Foster: I thought you'd been kissed "so many times".
Reese Witherspoon - Dani Trant
Jason London - Court Foster

“- Emmanuel Sonnenschein: There's too much salt in this soup.
- Valerie: Then the cook must be in love.
- Gustave: You must have made the soup then.
- Valerie: What do you mean by that, Gustave?
- Gustave: You and Ignatz kissing in the museum garden yesterday, and Tuesday.”
David de Keyser - Emmanuel Sonnenschein
Rosemary Harris - Valerie Sors
James Frain - Gustave Sonnenschein

“- Jessica Olsson: If she's so nice go and make out with her.
- Elin Olsson: Okay, what do I get if I do?
- Jessica Olsson: If you do what?
- Elin Olsson: If I make out with her.
- Jessica Olsson: You'll get AIDS, probably.”
Erica Carlson - Jessica Olsson
Alexandra Dahlström - Elin Olsson