Kiss quotes

“- Cry-Baby: Kiss me! Kiss me hard.
- Allison Vernon-Williams: I've never given a French kiss before.
- Cry-Baby: Watch, it's easy. You just open your mouth, and I open mine, and we wiggle our tongues together. And it feels real sexy.
- Allison Vernon-Williams: I won't get mononucleosis, will I?”
Johnny Depp - Cry-Baby
Amy Locane - Allison Vernon-Williams

“- Guy Patterson: When was the last time you were decently kissed? I mean, truly, truly, good and kissed?
- Faye Dolan: Dave Gammelgard, New Year's Eve, '61.”
Tom Everett Scott - Guy Patterson
Liv Tyler - Faye Dolan

“I looked and I looked and believe me, brother, I kissed a lot of fucking frogs, and you're my prince!”

Annette Bening - Myra Langtry

“You're a loud kisser, and it's gross and unappealing. You look like some old toothless woman suckin' the jelly out of a donut.”

Melissa McCarthy - Susan Cooper

“- Biff Grimes: I guess a little kiss is harmless if it's all in fun.
- Amy Lind: Even if it isn't in fun.”
James Cagney - Biff Grimes
Olivia Mary de Beauvoir de Havilland - Amy Lind

“- Marge Simpson: Mmmm, best kiss of my life.
- Homer Simpson: Best kiss of your life, so far.”
Julie Kavner - Marge Simpson
Dan Castellaneta - Homer Simpson

“- Steven Mills: Would you mind if I kissed you?
- Celeste Martin: Does it hurt?
- Steven Mills: Not the way I do it.”

Dan Aykroyd - Steven Mills
Kim Basinger - Celeste Martin

“- Cooper: Fuck me if I'm wrong, but I think you want to kiss me.
- Luce: It's not going to happen.”
Darren Boyd - Cooper
Lena Headey - Luce

“You know what would make this a happy ending? A kiss.”
Sir Patrick Stewart - Adventure

“- Babe Bennett: Oh, Deeds... oh, I am so sorry.
[breaks into tears and runs away]
- Longfellow Deeds: No, don't be... I mean, that was my first kiss too.”

Winona Ryder - Babe Bennett
Adam Sandler - Longfellow Deeds

“- Benny Dalmau: What would you do if I kissed ya?
- Gina Cardinale: You're out of your mind. You should take more drugs.”
Benicio del Toro - Benny Dalmau
Claire Forlani - Gina Cardinale

“Don't kiss him too hard, his lips might fall off.”

Tim Wylton - Doctor

“We went for coffee, and after... I kissed him. And it was the strangest thing. It was like kissing myself.”
Alicia Vikander - Gerda Wegener

“We were fooling in the kitchen. Einar was wearing his grandmother's apron... We were just little boys, you know, playing around? Anyway, Einar just looked so pretty and... I had to kiss him! So, yes, I kissed Einar.”
Matthias Schoenaerts - Hans Axgil

“Well I didn't know she was my sister when I kissed her, so it's not my fault. And she's one of the hottest girls on the planet.
[turns to a mirror]
You just said your sister's hot! What a freak! You're goin' to hell man!
[turns away from the mirror]
I gotta tell her what happened, why I got weird. And for god sakes, I gotta treat her like a...” (continue)(continue reading)

David Spade - Joe Dirt

“Dear Maya, It was great seein' ya the other night. Love and kisses on all your pink parts. - George.”

Christian Slater - George Kuffs

“I've been wanting to do that ever since I first set eyes on you.”

Clive Owen - Robert Parks

- Paul: Why did you smack me?
- Jimmy: I was in the moment and the moment said "smack ya".
Tracy Morgan - Paul
Bruce Willis - Jimmy

“Do you think that girls think less of a boy if he lets himself be kissed? I mean, don't you think that although girls go out with boys like me, they always marry the other kind?”

Groucho Marx - Groucho

“- Carol Aird: [leans down to kiss her] You're trembling...
- Therese Belivet: No, don't. I want to see you.”

Cate Blanchett - Carol Aird
Rooney Mara - Therese Belivet

“- Rick: Have I kissed you today?
- Evelyn: I hate it when you do that.
- Rick: Why?
- Evelyn: Makes me feel like agreeing to anything.”
Brendan Fraser - Rick O'Connell
Rachel Weisz - Evelyn Carnahan

“One time, I was at this party... and I was sitting on the couch with Amanda McKinney. She was just sitting there, looking beautiful. So, I lean in to kiss her, and I realize I have gum in my mouth. So, I turn to spit it out and put it in a paper cup. I turn back, and Amanda McKinney throws up all over herself. I knew the moment it happened, it...” (continue)(continue reading)
Joaquin Phoenix - Merrill Hess

“- Diana Barrie: Don't close your eyes, Sidney.
- Sidney Cochran: I always close my eyes.
- Diana Barrie: Not tonight. Look at me tonight. Let it be me tonight.”

Maggie Smith - Diana Barrie
Sir Michael Caine - Sidney Cochran

“There are some things you should know. Um, no kissing, no holding hands. My parents are not Lydia and Gerald. I've never seen them touch, let alone anything else.”

Kal Penn - Nikhil a.k.a. Gogol

“- Wayne: Smyrna, Earl's kissing his sister again.
- Earl Crest: God damn it, Wayne, I really wish you would stop calling her that.”
John Mellencamp - Wayne
Joshua Carter Jackson - Earl Crest