Kiss quotes

“- The Queen: Kiss me quick!
- The Fool: Yes!... where is your quick?”
Lynn Redgrave - The Queen
Woody Allen - The Fool

“I feel like maybe you want me to kiss you right now but I don't want to make the same stupid mistake I made 25 years ago.”

Seth Rogen - Fred Flarsky

“- Wang Ta: Here, they're not really married until they seal it with a kiss.
- Mei Li: Everything in America ends in a kiss. What does it mean? Why do they do it?”
James Shigeta - Wang Ta
Miyoshi Umeki - Mei Li

“For another such kiss, I'd invent a whole continent.”

Kerwin Mathews - Sinbad

“- Rhoda: What will you give me for a basket of kisses?
- Col. Kenneth Penmark: A basket of kisses? Why, I'll give you a basket of hugs!”
Patty McCormack - Rhoda Penmark
William Hopper - Col. Kenneth Penmark

“The only thing I can definitely say is that you cease to be self-conscious after you've had to kiss somebody on-camera with 30 people watching.”
Anna Paquin

“If I'm not good enough to marry, I'm not good enough to kiss.”
Jennifer Jones - Pearl Chavez

“I knew that when I kissed this girl, I would be forever wed to her.”

Leonardo DiCaprio - Jay Gatsby

“- Sophie: [checking to see if he's unhurt] Can you move?
- Charlie: Only my lips.
[they kiss]”
Amanda Seyfried - Sophie
Christopher Egan - Charlie

“- Josie Geller: The right guy, he's out there. I'm just not gonna go kiss a whole bunch of losers to get to him.
- Anita: Yeah, but you know what? Sometimes kissing losers can be a really fun diversion.”
Drew Barrymore - Josie Geller
Molly Shannon - Anita

“- Akeelah: Why'd you do that?
- Javier: I had an impulse. Are you gonna sue me for sexual harassment?”

Keke Palmer - Akeelah
J.R. Villarreal - Javier

“- New Year's Eve Stranger: Isn't there some sort of tradition, if you're alone on New Year's Eve, that you're supposed to kiss a stranger?
- Adaline Bowman: [laughs]
- New Year's Eve Stranger: Dammit, you've heard it before?
- Adaline Bowman: Just once, from a young Bing Crosby.”
Mark Ghanimé - New Year's Eve Stranger
Blake Lively - Adaline Bowman

“- Paul Tannek: What was that?
- Dora Diamond: A kiss.
- Paul Tannek: You call that a kiss?”
Jason Biggs - Paul Tannek
Mena Suvari - Dora Diamond

“- Sam Brenner: For the record, I'm an amazing kisser. All us nerds are, cause we appreciate it more.
- Violet: You didn't even brush your teeth this morning!
- Sam Brenner: I ate a Tic Tac!”
Adam Sandler - Brenner
Michelle Monaghan - Violet

- Michael Alig: Once when I was 10 my Sunday school teacher took me back to his house. He taught me how to french kiss among other things.
- Elke: He really took my boy under his wind. Very nice man.
- Michael Alig: His mother caught us in the basement. She screamed "I told you not to bring them here”. He said "Don't you'll frighten them away!”.
Macaulay Culkin - Michael Alig
Diana Scarwid - Elke

“I've been kissed by a tunnel!”

Lynne Overman - Scoop McPhail

“- Roy O'Bannon: I feel like there's this gap between us. It's like I'm a cowboy, you're an Indian. You say wampum, I say money. It is so important, I just think that...
- Indian Wife: [kisses Roy] Shut up, Roy. You talk too much.”
Owen Wilson - Roy O'Bannon
Brandon Merrill - Indian Wife

“- Danny Campbell: I feel like you're the kind of girl that wants to marry me, but not kiss me.
- Krystal Manicucci: Well, I feel like you're the kind of guy that wants to kiss me, but doesn't want to marry me.
- Danny Campbell: What if we try to be different kinds of people for one night? [they begin to kiss]
- Krystal Manicucci: You know we're...” (continue)(continue reading)
Graham Phillips - Danny Campbell
Ashley Greene - Krystal Manicucci

“Everybody kisses everybody else in this crummy business all the time. It's the kissiest business in the world. You have to keep kissing people when you're penned up and working together the way we are. If people making a movie didn't keep kissing, they'd be at each
other's throat. ”

Ava Gardner

“- Ariadne: What's happening?
- Arthur: Your subconscious is looking for the dreamer; me. Quick, give me a kiss.”
Ellen Page - Ariadne
Joseph Gordon-Levitt - Arthur

“- Lili: Are you afraid to kiss me, Jack?
- Jack: I'm afraid you'll break my heart.”
Mia Sara - Lili
Tom Cruise - Jack

“- Wally Fields: What would I have to give you for one little kiss?
- Loretta: Chloroform.”
Jack Sheldon - Wally Fields
Dori Brenner - Loretta

“- Lenny Feder: Roxanne, I have made out with about 25 girls in this very spot and I want you to be number 26.
- Roxanne Chase-Feder: As long as I am the last.”

Adam Sandler - Lenny Feder
Salma Hayek - Roxanne Chase-Feder

“- Kyra: Where have you guys been?
- Sarah Zoltanne: Oh, making out, lip-locking, tongue wrestling. The usual.
- Kyra: Very funny.”
Soleil Moon Frye - Kyra Thompson
Sarah Chalke - Sarah Zoltanne

“The first kiss I had was the most disgusting thing in my life. The girl injected about a pound of saliva into my mouth, and when I walked away I had to spit it all out.”
Leonardo DiCaprio