Laughing quotes

“Making people laugh was automatic.”
Sherman Hemsley

“I often do very serious roles, but really I am a big clown.”
Rose Byrne

“- Brandon Sinclair: God why are we laughing?
- Jim Morar: It helps us forget how scared we are.”
Stephen Nichols - Brandon Sinclair
Todd Allen - Jim Morar

“The whole world will learn to laugh at the sight of stinking cadavers.”
Albert Finney - Geoffrey Firmin

“You gotta learn to laugh, it's the way to true love.”
John Travolta - Michael

“- William of Baskerville: You will not eliminate laughter by eliminating that book.
- Jorge de Burgos: No, to be sure, laughter will remain the common man's recreation. But what will happen if, because of this book, learned men were to pronounce it admissable to laugh at everything? Can we laugh at God? The world would relapse into chaos!”
Sir Sean Connery - William von Baskerville
Feodor Chaliapin Jr. - Jorge de Burgos

“I know Americans better than people of any other country and by knowing them better I think I know what they laugh at and what should be laughed at.”
Frank Capra

“- Jorge: Why are you laughing?
- Sebastian: I'm just very immature.”
Alec Mapa - Jorge
Eric Dane - Sebastian

“You should be finished by now girls. A laughter potion should be made quickly, in case it's needed in an emergency.”
Diana Rigg - Miss Constance Hardbroom

“You don't stop laughing because you grow older. You grow older because you stop laughing.”
Maurice Chevalier

“I never had an ambition higher than to make people laugh. It's the easiest thing in the world to make them cry.”
Eddie Cantor

“- Frank Walker: Yeah?
- Athena: You want to know why you could never make me laugh?
- Frank Walker: Why?
- Athena: Because you're not funny.”

George Clooney - Frank Walker
Raffey Cassidy - Athena

“- Schmendrick: Shut up, you pretentious kneecap! How'd you like a punch in the eye?
- Molly Grue: You made it laugh, anyway. Maybe that's all it needs to make it speak.”

Alan Arkin - Schmendrick
Tammy Grimes - Molly Grue

“- George Beard: Your problem isn't that people laugh at you. Your problem is that you can't laugh at yourself.
- Professor Poopypants: Oh, really, Oprah? Is that my problem?”
Kevin Hart - George
Nick Kroll - Professor Poopypants

“- Carl Denham: Ann, I'm telling you, you're perfect. Look at you. You're the saddest girl I've ever met. You're gonna make them weep, Ann. You're gonna break their hearts.
- Ann Darrow: See, that's where you're wrong, Mr. Denham. I make people laugh, that's what I do. Good luck with your picture.”
Jack Black - Carl Denham
Naomi Watts - Ann Darrow

“This is just like when I watched myself in a sex tape. There was just a lot of floundering and laughable moments.”
Miranda Hart - Nancy B. Artingstall

“A laugh is nothing to be sneezed at.”
Felix Bressart - Greenberg

“My God, the dead has arisen.”

Adolph Caesar - Old Mister Johnson

“Half the world spends its time laughing at the other half, and both are fools.”
Peter Lorre - Kentaro Moto

“Life's a piece of shit when you look at it. Life's a laugh and death's a joke; it's true.”
Eric Idle - Lead Singer Crucifee

“There's a lot to be said for making people laugh. Did you know that that's all some people have? It isn't much, but it's better than nothing in this cockeyed caravan.”
Joel McCrea - John L. Sullivan

“- Cindy's Dad: Oh you are my little girl, I love you so much that I left you a little something in the coffee can. But you have to remember to step on it before you sell it. Now, what are you going to cut it with?
- Cindy Campbell: Um... baking...
- Cindy's Dad: Baking soda. Not baking powder. Because baking powder guys will have muffins growing...” (continue)(continue reading)
Rick Ducommun - Cindy's Dad
Anna Faris - Cindy Campbell

“I was born with a priceless gift, the ability to laugh at the misfortunes of others.”
John Barry Humphries

“I definitely gravitate toward people who use laughter to pull themselves out of the abyss.”
Lea Thompson

“He who laughs most, learns best. ”
John Marwood Cleese