Laughing quotes

“- Roach: There's nothing as exhilarating, man. Not even sex.
- Tyler: Maybe you're not doing it right, Roach.”

James Le Gros - Roach
Lori Petty - Tyler

“I'll make them laugh at you starving to death, honey. It'll be the funniest thing you ever did.”

Ned Sparks - Barney Hopkins

“- Bridget Jones: You know, I never really understood why you wanted to date me. It seems so unlikely.
- Daniel Cleaver: Come on, Jones, for God's sake. You're sexy. You make me laugh, at you of course, not with you. And you were, incidentally, the best shag I ever had.”
Renee Zellweger - Bridget Jones
Hugh Grant - Daniel Cleaver

“You know, it's like cavemen. I bet nobody ever had to remind them that they were alive. Every day they killed for food, or they starved, or they froze to death... but, I swear to God, I'm sure they laughed a lot better than most people today do.”
Renée Humphrey - Hillary

“I can't leave you. I won't. Not yet. Not until I've made you laugh...at least once.”

Melvyn Douglas - Count Leon d'Algout

“Do you even know that she has six different smiles? One when something just flat out makes her laugh. And one when she is laughing out of politeness. But there’s one when she makes plans. One when she makes fun of herself. One when she is uncomfortable. And one when... she's talking about her friends.”
Christopher Grace - Pete Monash

“You ever try to not to laugh in church when something funny gets stuck in your head?”
Tom Hanks - Paul Edgecomb

“- John Spartan: I'm happy that you're happy, but the place where you're supposed to have the toilet paper, you've got this little shelf with three seashells on it.
- Erwin: He doesn't know how to use the three seashells!
[Erwin laughs, then calms down]
- Erwin: I can see how that could be confusing.”

Sylvester Stallone - John Spartan
Rob Schneider - Erwin

“- Guy Fleegman: I'm just a glorified extra, Fred. I'm a dead man anyway. If I'm gonna die, I'd rather go out a hero than a coward.
- Fred Kwan: Guy, Guy, maybe you're the plucky comic relief. You ever think about that?
- Guy Fleegman: Plucky?”
Sam Rockwell - Guy Fleegman
Tony Shalhoub - Fred Kwan

“- Eddie Valiant: Seriously, what do you see in that guy?
- Jessica Rabbit: He makes me laugh.”

Bob Hoskins - Eddie Valiant
Kathleen Turner - Jessica Rabbit

“If you tell a bad joke, you can put a laugh track over it - but the joke's still not funny.”
Robin Williams - Tom Dobbs

“- Dynamo: Thought it was pretty funny out there in the zone. What's the matter now, bitch? Why aren't you laughing?
- Amber Mendez: Cause there's nothing funny about a dickless moron with a battery up his ass.”
Erland van Lidth - Dynamo
Maria Conchita Alonso - Amber Mendez

“Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died.”
Peter Alexander Ustinov

“I found people looked better when they laughed.”
Mort Sahl

“You grow up the day you have your first real laugh, at yourself.”
Ethel Barrymore

“Don't you laugh, damn you! Don't you laugh! I say like yourselves scream in endless and unendurable agony! Their skin rotting and peeling! A fireball spinning in their screaming guts! I know! Oh yes, I know!”
Godfrey Quigley - Prison Chaplain

“Like a lot of things in life, we laugh because it's funny and we laugh because it's true.”
Robert De Niro - Al Capone

“The more they laugh, the further away they seem. You can never be too different, Gnaghi.”
Rupert Everett - Francesco Dellamorte

“- Brennan Huff: I remember my first beer.
- Dale Doback: That's so funny, the first time I heard that I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.”
Will Ferrell - Brennan Huff
John C. Reilly - Dale Doback

- Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram: You told her about us?
- Father Brian Kilkenney Finn: Yeah. She flipped, in a... in a good way. You know, I mean, she laughed for about ten minutes, but she was excited.

Ben Stiller - Rabbi Jake Schram
Edward Norton - Father Brian Finn

“- Mike: Come on, let's go, I'm giving a pop quiz and I can't wait to hear the groans!
- Ian Miller: Wow! You're mean! I give a test on Hamlet but I give fair warning!”
Ian Gomez - Mike
John Corbett - Ian Miller

“I have been called bad before. Many have said I do things that are not correct to do. I don't believe in talk such as this. I am nice man, with happy feelings. All of the time. First, a joke. What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?
[pause]
My ass. Nyah, haha, enough.”
Fei Lung - Master Pain (Betty)

“If you can't laugh at yourself, life is going to seem a whole lot longer than you'd like.”
Natalie Portman - Sam

“- James Conway: Oh, hey, Henry, Henry! Here's an arm!
- Henry Hill: Very funny, guys.
- James Conway: Here's a leg!
- Tommy DeVito: Here's a wing!
[laughs]
- Tommy DeVito: Hey, what do you like, the leg or the wing, Henry? Or ya still go for the old hearts and lungs?”

Robert De Niro - James Conway
Ray Liotta - Henry Hill
Joe Pesci - Tommy DeVito

“Once in a while people do laugh at me. But very briefly.”
Reginald Owen - Mr. Smith