Laughing quotes

“You know what my philosophy of life is? That it's important to have some laughs, but you gotta suffer a little too, because otherwise you miss the whole point of life.”
Woody Allen - Danny Rose

“I'd spend every day thinking of ways to make her laugh. She has the most... amazing laugh. That's what I would do, if I were you. But I'm not. So you do it.”

David Schwimmer - Melman

“Life is nothing but the occasional burst of laughter rising above the interminable wail of grief.”
Billy Crudup - Henry

- "Candy" Johnson: We're gonna play a little game called committing suicide.
- Brazos Hearn: What are the rules?
- "Candy" Johnson: One of us shoots himself.
- Brazos Hearn: And the other?
- "Candy" Johnson: Laughs his sides off.
Clark Gable - "Candy" Johnson
Albert Dekker - Brazos Hearn

“- Eve: What kind of wife are you looking for?
- Adam: Oh um, well... one who's not a mutant.
- Eve: [laughs] No dogs, huh. Ok. Cool.”
Alicia Silverstone - Eve
Brendan Fraser - Adam

“I always just loved to laugh. I always just loved it as a kid.”
Ken Jeong

“I wasn't planning on being a comedian; I just liked to laugh.”
Jamie Kennedy

“Inappropriate behavior makes me laugh.”
Will Ferrell

“Nothing to me feels as good as laughing incredibly hard.”
Steve Carrell

“About the best thing an actor can do when all is said and done is to make people laugh.”
Ted Levine

“Sometimes the best way to make 'em laugh is to show 'em how you honestly feel.”
Jon Lovitz

“All the comedies I've done have been hard to film. Film is an anomalous environment for it because you don't know whether they're gonna laugh or not.”
Austin Pendleton

“Guys will definitely settle for women who get the joke. But a woman who can make you laugh? It's not high on a guy's must list.”
Hank Azaria

“- Danny Ocean: [referring to her relationship with Terry] Does he make you laugh?
- Tess Ocean: He doesn't make me cry.”
George Clooney - Danny Ocean
Julia Roberts - Tess Ocean

“The funny thing about history is that we imagine that people didn't laugh in the old days, but of course they did, at stupid things.”
Terry Jones

“I think laughter is a sacred act.”
Tom Shadyac

“No one laughs at a master of Quack Fu!”
Chip Zien - Howard T. Duck

“A laughing woman is disarmed, you can do what you like.”
Julien Carette - Marceau, le braconnier

“- Sulley: What was that?
- Mike: I have no idea. But it would be a really good idea if it didn't do it again.”

John Goodman - Sullivan
Billy Crystal - Mike

“When the first baby laughed for the first time, the laugh broke into a thousand pieces, and they all went skipping about. And that was the beginning of fairies.”
Kelly Macdonald - Peter Pan

“Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my submarine lair. It's long, hard and full of seamen!
[laughs, then notices he isn't getting any laughs from his submarine crew]
No? Nothing? Not even a titter? Tough sub...”
Mike Myers - Dr. Evil

“- Edward Cole: These cats eat the beans, digest them and then... defecate. The villagers then collect and process the stools. It is the combination of the beans and the gastric juices of the tree cat that give Kopi Luwac... [starts laughing] its unique flavor... and aroma. You're shitting me!
- Carter Chambers: [laughing] Cats beat me to it!”

Jack Nicholson - Edward
Morgan Freeman - Carter

“Laugh and the world laughs with you. Weep and you weep alone.”
Min-sik Choi - Dae-su Oh

“- Steff Drayton: How did you two always manage to make me laugh?
- David Drayton: You have incredibly low standards.”
Kelly Collins Lintz - Steff Drayton
Thomas Jane - David Drayton

“Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on.”
Bob Newhart