Laughing quotes

“- Harry Lime: What's so funny? What are you laughing at? You did it again didn't you? You left the water running. What's wrong with you? Why do you do that? I told you not to do it.
- Marv Merchants: Harry, it's our calling card!
- Harry Lime: Calling card.
- Marv Merchants: All the great ones leave their mark. We're the wet bandits!”

Joe Pesci - Harry Lime
Daniel Stern - Marv Merchants

“You marry the first guy that makes you laugh.”
Frances McDormand - Mrs. Pell

“We've got to laugh in this world, or else we'd shoot ourselves.”
Philippe Noiret - Lucien Cordier

“- Beth Easton: You laugh like a horse.
- Jody Salerno: You look like one.”
Christina Ricci - Beth Easton
Anna Chlumsky - Jody Salerno

“It's good to have a laugh.”
Peter Sellers - Hrundi V. Bakshi

“That was close one ladies and gentlemen, of course in every contest, there must be, a loser. Lew-Who, Za-Her.”
Jim Carrey - Ace Ventura

“- Tommy DeVito: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
- Henry Hill: Just... you know, how you tell the story, what?
- Tommy...” (continue)(continue reading)

Joe Pesci - Tommy DeVito
Ray Liotta - Henry Hill

“There are times when I would like to laugh at you, but there are also times when I find you... admirable.”

Nils Asther - Gen. Yen

“- William of Baskerville: What is so alarming about laughter?
- Jorge de Burgos: Laughter kills fear, and without fear there can be no faith, because without fear of the Devil there is no more need of God.”
Sir Sean Connery - William von Baskerville
Feodor Chaliapin Jr. - Jorge de Burgos

“- Young Malachy: Look at my bum!
- Young Frank: Stop showing your bum!
- Young Malachy: I was just trying to make them laugh!”

Shane Murray-Corcoran - Young Malachy
Joe Breen - Young Frank

- Chris 'Oz' Ostreicher: Friends call me "Nova" as in Casanova.
- College Girl: That's pathetic!
- Chris 'Oz' Ostreicher: Jeez you don't have to laugh at me.
Chris Klein - Chris 'Oz' Ostreicher
Tara Subkoff - College Girl

“- Tom Wingo: It's the Southern Way; when things get too painful, we either avoid them or we laugh.
- Susan Lownstein: When do you cry?
- Tom Wingo: We don't.”
Nick Nolte - Tom Wingo
Barbra Streisand - Susan Lowenstein

“- Joe Fabrini: l ain't danced in a long time.
- Cassie Hartley: Me neither, and l used to love it. lt's the most fun you can have without laughing.”
George Raft - Joe Fabrini
Ann Sheridan - Cassie Hartley

“- Austin: What a burn. That sort of thing could get a man fired. I think he was hot for you.
- Felicity Shagwell: ...That's enough.
- Austin: Yeah.”

Mike Myers - Austin Powers
Heather Graham - Felicity Shagwell

“How come you always do that? How come you always cover your mouth when you smile? You got bad teeth or somethin'?”

Lori Petty - Tank Girl

“- Eddie Valiant: You crazy rabbit! I'm out there risking my neck for you, and what are you doing? Singing and dancing!
- Roger Rabbit: But I'm a toon. Toons are supposed to make people laugh.”
Bob Hoskins - Eddie Valiant
Charles Fleischer - Roger Rabbit

“Laughter is the best medicine.”
Larry Drake - Doctor Evan Rendell

“- Rodrigo Mendoza: Are you laughing at me?
- Father Gabriel: I am laughing because what I see is laughable. I see a coward, a man running from the world.”
Robert De Niro - Rodrigo Mendoza
Jeremy Irons - Father Gabriel

“On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.”

Brad Pitt - Mills

“- Gloria: What's so funny now?
- Arthur Bach: Sometimes I just think funny things.”

Anne De Salvo - Gloria
Dudley Moore - Arthur Bach

“Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and I'll give ya something to cry about you little bastard!”

Jeff Goldblum - Mitchell Kane

“What is the appeal of Joey Bishop? I mean the man's not funny. I know funny, and he's not funny. Don't get me wrong, he seems like a nice guy, but my father's a nice guy and he's not funny either.”
Robert Wuhl - Marty Lee Dreiwitz

- Bobby Keller: "Heh”, that's the way I laugh. You know: ”heh!”.
- Dinger: What the hell is “heh”? Why can't you laugh like a man?
Corey Feldman - Bobby Keller
Corey Haim - Dinger

“I never saw anything funny that didn't cause pain.”
Freddie Davies - Bruno Parker