Laughing quotes

“Chief says you make him laugh! You are like sissy girl!”

Maynard Eziashi - Ouda

“You laugh like an Englishman.”

Djimon Hounsou - Abou Fatma

“- Duke: My brother loved the land, I loved the sea.
- Mitch: Oh. Like surf and turf.
- Duke: Ha ha ha.
- Mitch: Thought that was funny?
- Duke: No, just thinking about what I'd like to do to you.”
Jack Palance - Duke Washburn
Billy Crystal - Mitch Robbins

“- Richard: No way that just happened. My car is completely destroyed.
- Tommy: I swear I've seen a lot of stuff in my life, but that... was... awesome.
[bursts out laughing]
- Tommy: ... But, sorry about your car, man. That... that sucks.”
David Spade - Richard
Chris Farley - Tommy

“- Vickie Miner: Do you ever wish you were a lesbian? Don't you think it would be so much easier?
- Lelaina Pierce: Sometimes, but I don't know. I could never go through with it. I'd start laughing or something.
- Vickie Miner: That is such a shame because I have had it with men.”
Janeane Garofalo - Vickie Miner
Winona Ryder - Lelaina Pierce

“- Anna: I could do your make-up myself.
- Madeline Ashton: Make-up is pointless! It does nothing anymore! Are you even listening to me? Do you even care? You stand there with your 22-year-old skin and your tits like rocks and laugh at me.”
Michelle Johnson - Anna
Meryl Streep - Madeline Ashton

“- Arthur Bach: [soliciting a prostitute] What I had in mind was spending the night with a stranger who loves me.
- Gloria: Gonna cost you a hundred bucks.
- Arthur Bach: Oh, yeah? What time do you get off?
[bursts out laughing]
- Arthur Bach: Oh, that's funny!”
Dudley Moore - Arthur Bach
Anne De Salvo - Gloria

“- William of Baskerville: Monkeys do not laugh. Laughter is particular to men.
- Jorge de Burgos: As is sin. Christ never laughed.
- William of Baskerville: Can we be so sure?
- Jorge de Burgos: There is nothing in the Scriptures to say that he did.
- William of Baskerville: And there's nothing in the Scriptures to say that he did not.”
Sir Sean Connery - William von Baskerville
Feodor Chaliapin Jr. - Jorge de Burgos

“- Count Leon d'Algout: Well, just smile.
- Nina Ivanovna Yakushova aka Ninotchka: At what?
- Count Leon d'Algout: At anything. At the whole ridiculous spectacle of life. At people being so serious, taking themselves pompously, exaggerating their own importance. If you can't think of anything else to laugh at, you can laugh at you and me.”
Melvyn Douglas - Count Leon d'Algout
Greta Garbo - Nina Ivanovna Yakushova aka Ninotchka

“They say there ain't no gravity there [on the moon]. Maybe if we get high there, we'll never come down.”
Don 'D.C.' Curry - Uncle Elroy

“- Bonnie: I had a premoniton that I was gonna meet someone when I came down here.
- Brian: You still got time, you know.”
Lisa Banes - Bonnie
Tom Cruise - Brian Flanagan

“Now these are very silly little boots, Jones. And this is a very silly little dress. And, um, these are, fuck me, absolutely enormous panties.”
Hugh Grant - Daniel Cleaver

“I was an aerospace engineer. I helped design the Galileo space station. I dream it's orbiting Earth forever, with a dozen human skeletons all grinning at each other. Laughing at us down here.”
Ron McLarty - Old George

“I'm your brother, and I love messin' with you. But I would never do anything to hurt you.”

Shia LaBeouf - Louis Stevens

“What do you do? You laugh. I'm not saying I don't cry, but in between, I laugh. And I realize how silly it is to take anything too seriously. Plus, I look forward to a good cry. It feels pretty good.”
Natalie Portman - Sam

“- Connor: Jeez! It's a fuckin' six-shooter. Fuck!
- Murphy: There's nine bodies, genius.
- Connor: What the fuck were you gonna do, laugh the last three to death, Funny-Man?”
Sean Patrick Flanery - Connor MacManus
Norman Reedus - Murphy MacManus

“I haven't laughed that hard since I was a little girl. Thank you.”
Mike Myers - Dr. Evil

“- Peggy Ann Snow: Were you laughing every second?
- Corky: Peg, I...
- Peggy Ann Snow: Was I funny, you bastard son-of-a-bitch?”
Ann-Margret - Peggy Ann Snow
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Corky

“One of the things I do remember is my first day at school. There were all these weird-looking kids and I didn't know any of them and they didn't know me. I was scared, but after two days, we were all laughing about how scared we were. Everybody feels like you do, honey. Everybody.”

Harrison Ford - Henry Turner

“- Garth Algar: Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny?
- Wayne Campbell: No.
[cracks up laughing]
- Wayne Campbell: No.
- Garth Algar: Neither did I. I was just asking.”
Dana Carvey - Garth Algar
Mike Myers - Wayne Campbell

“It's kinda strange, isn't it? How the mountains pay us no attention at all. You laugh or you cry, the wind just keeps on blowing.”
Patrick Swayze - Jed

“- Hillary: You know, even in here, sometimes I laugh so hard I... I can't stop.
- John: Doesn't mean you're happy. There're a lot of different kinds of laughter.
- Hillary: Yeah, I like the kind at the ocean... when a giant wave comes pounding down on you, and you think it's gonna' crush you, but then it breaks and comes down and sends you...” (continue)(continue reading)
Renée Humphrey - Hillary
William R. Moses - John

“Laughter through tears is my favorite emotion.”
Dolly Parton - Truvy Jones

“Insert laugh here.”
Steve Van Wormer - Stew Deedle

“- Mrs. Sellner: Mr. Hillard, do you consider yourself humorous?
- Daniel Hillard: I used to. There was a time when I found myself funny, but today you have proven me wrong. Thank you.”

Anne Haney - Mrs. Sellner
Robin Williams - Daniel Hillard