Marriage quotes

“- Eliot Arnold: Do you think someone's trying to kill your husband?
- Anna Herk: God, I hope so!”
Tim Allen - Eliot Arnold
Rene Russo - Anna Herk

“- Sherman: You what? You asked her to marry you? What are you, sick?
- Philly: Yeah, I know, I should have played cool. I should have strung her along for a while. That's the way you have to treat women.”

Patrick Piccininni - Sherman
Eric Brown - Philly

“- Mona Lisa Vito: I want a wedding in church with bridesmaids and flowers.
- Vinny Gambini: Whoa. How many times did you say that spontaneous is romantic?
- Mona Lisa Vito: Hey, a burp is spontaneous. A burp is not romantic.”
Marisa Tomei - Mona Lisa Vito
Joe Pesci - Vinny Gambini

- George Banks: I have a great idea where we can have this lovely, not small, but not too big wedding.
- Nina Banks: You do? Where?
- George Banks: At our favorite restaurant. The place we've been eating at for fifteen years. The best. The Steak Pit!
- Annie Banks: Dad, get serious.
- Matty Banks: I don't think you want the word "Pit" on a... (continue)(continue reading)
Steve Martin - George Banks
Diane Keaton - Nina Banks
Kimberly Williams-Paisley - Annie Banks
Kieran Culkin - Matty Banks

There's nothing more certain to ruin a beautiful relationship than marriage, as soon as you get that ring around the finger suddenly you have an "ownership situation", prior to that its friendly you're "kind" to each other as much as I love you I want a variety of different pussy.
Woody Harrelson - Larry Flynt

“A great many mistakes are made in the name of loneliness.”
William M. Holden - Mark Elliott

“You know I’m gonna be 25 in June? That’s a quarter of century… it makes a girl think.”
Marilyn Monroe - Sugar Kane Kowalczyk

“- Gynecologist: Are you sexually active?
- Gwyn: Oh no!... I mean, of course I am, but, you know, just not... not currently. I'd say that... I'd say, I'm experiencing a dry spell
- Gynecologist: So you're married?”
Lisa Banes - Gynecologist
Sarah Jessica Parker - Gwyn

“- Amanda Lemmon: Get a husband.
- Diane Barrows: It's not like buying a car, you know.
- Amanda Lemmon: I know. It's got to be that can't-eat, can't-sleep, reach-for-the-stars, over-the-fence, World Series kind of stuff, right?”
Mary-Kate Olsen - Amanda Lemmon
Kirstie Alley - Diane Barrows

“Somewhere out there is the man you are supposed to marry. And if you don't get him first, somebody else will, and you'll have to spend the rest of your life knowing that somebody else is married to your husband.”
Carrie Fisher - Marie

“Marriage is the promise of eternal love. As a man of honor I cannot promise eternally what I've never felt momentarily.”
Hugh Jackman - Leopold

“So you want me to throw her father into the asylum unless she agrees to marry you?
[Lefou nods eagerly]
Oh, that is despicable.
[chuckling evilly]
I love it!”
Tony Jay - Monsieur D'Arque

“If you ever want to sleep at night, don't marry a beautiful girl.”
Billy Bob Thornton - Russell Bell

“- John Glenn: I liked a girl in my class, but all the other guys liked her too and she didn't pay any attention. But I kept after her, Eddie.
- Game Show MC: Did you finally get her to notice you?
- John Glenn: Yes, I did. In fact, I finally got her to marry me.”
Ed Harris - John Glenn
Robert J. Geary - Game Show M.C.

“- Reverend Spike: Harv, can you relate to making a heavy commitment, to share your space with Kate, respecting her identity as a free being?
- Harvey Holroyd: No.
- Reverend Spike: No?
- Harvey Holroyd: No. I promise to love, honor, and cherish Kate Linville Holroyd in sickness and in health, for richer or for poorer, forsaking all others, for...” (continue)(continue reading)
Tom Smothers - Spike
Martin Mull - Harvey

“- Claus von Bülow: Oh, come on, Sunny, your father worked! Do you want the children to grow up thinking a male's place is in a deck chair?
- Sunny von Bülow: Claus, you marry me for my money then you demand to work! You're the prince of perversion!”
Jeremy Irons - Claus von Bülow
Glenn Close - Sunny von Bülow

“- Edward 'Eddie' Simmons: Do you think I'm doing the right thing, gettin' married?
- Robert 'Boogie' Sheftell: Eddie, I can't tell you that.
- Edward 'Eddie' Simmons: I keep thinkin' that I'm gonna be missin' out on things, you know.
- Robert 'Boogie' Sheftell: That's what marriage is all about.”
Steve Guttenberg - Edward 'Eddie' Simmons
Mickey Rourke - Robert 'Boogie' Sheftell

“- Gomez Addams: I demand justice! Someone has married my brother!
- Desk sergeant: No!
- Gomez Addams: She took him to Hawaii!
- Desk sergeant: Get outta here!
- Gomez Addams: They have moved into a large, expensive home, where they make love constantly!”
Raul Julia - Gomez Addams
Nathan Lane - Desk Sergeant

“- China Blue: Are you that desperate or that horny?
- Bobby Grady: Uh... no. Married.”
Kathleen Turner - China Blue
John Laughlin - Bobby Grady

“He married you to pass that date. For the same reason that I married my little American and with the same ring. Just take a look inside at the engraving.”

Paulette Goddard - Anita Dixon

“- Martha Phelps: I'm afraid after we're married awhile, a beautiful young girl will come along and you'll forget all about me.
- Wolf J. Flywheel: Don't be silly. I'll write you twice a week.”
Margaret Dumont - Martha Phelps
Groucho Marx - Wolf J. Flywheel

“When it comes to marriage, one man is as good as the next. And even the least accomodating is less trouble than a mother.”
Glenn Close - Marquise de Merteuil

“I didn't marry you 'cause you were going to be famous. I liked the way your ass looked in jeans.”

Kathryn Erbe - Maggie

“- Gilbert: Can I help?
- Iris Henderson: Only by going away.
- Gilbert: No, no, no, no. My father always taught me, never desert a lady in trouble. He even carried that as far as marrying Mother.”
Michael Redgrave - Gilbert
Margaret Lockwood - Iris Henderson

“- Paul Hackett: Can I ask you something? I've wanted to ask you this all night. Who's Franklin?
- Marcy: Franklin? Franklin is my husband.
- Paul Hackett: Really? Is that - his loft, then?
- Marcy: He owns it yes.
- Paul Hackett: Well, do you live with him?
- Marcy: No, he's in Turkey. Look, I stayed with my husband for three days. I was very...” (continue)(continue reading)
Griffin Dunne - Paul Hackett
Rosanna Arquette - Marcy