Marriage quotes

“I'm so sorry, I was a disgrace, I know now what a bastard I was, I was completely selfish and you had absolutely every right to walk out on me, but I want you to reconsider... will you marry me? Rebecca, be my wife.”
Hugh Grant - Samuel Faulkner

I thought "What the hell, I'm a big celebrity now, I can get all the chicks I want. Why get married?". But on the other hand, if you are married, no more stink eye. Plus they can't testify against you.
Brendan Fraser - Stu Miley

“- Harold 'Happy' Loman: I'm gettin' married, Mom. I wanted to tell you.
- Linda Loman: Go to sleep, dear.
- Harold 'Happy' Loman: I just wanted to tell you.
- William 'Willy' Loman: Keep up the good work.”
Stephen Lang - Harold 'Happy' Loman
Kate Reid - Linda Loman
Dustin Hoffman - William 'Willy' Loman

“- Doolittle Lynn: Baby, I was just thinking... we got an anniversary coming up and I was wondering what kind of anniversary present you wanted.
- Loretta Lynn: Hmm... well, I ain't got no wedding ring yet.
- Doolittle Lynn: Wedding ring! Bullshit!”
Tommy Lee Jones - Doolittle Lynn
Sissy Spacek - Loretta Lynn

“- Emma Murdoch: What brings you here?
- Mr. Hand: I met my wife at this place.
- Emma Murdoch: It's where I first met my husband.
- Mr. Hand: Small world.”

Jennifer Lynn Connelly - Emma Murdoch
Richard O'Brien - Mr. Hand

“What's wrong with my life? Why is my wife sleeping with someone else? Why can't I sleep?”
Jeff Goldblum - Ed Okin

“- Sir Robert Chiltern: What's that saying about the sea and there being plenty of fish in it?
- Lord Arthur Goring: I couldn't possibly marry a fish. I'd be sure to land an old trout.”
Jeremy Northam - Sir Robert Chiltern
Rupert Everett - Lord Arthur Goring

“- Benjy Stone: Why did you marry so many of them?
- Alan Swann: Stone, I didn't marry any of them. They married me.”
Mark Linn-Baker - Benjy Stone
Peter O'Toole - Alan Swann

“- Dave Martin: Don't do anything stupid.
- Oz Oseransky: Why would you say that?
- Dave Martin: You married Sophie.”
Howard Bilerman - Dave Martin
Matthew Perry - Oz Oseransky

“- Doyle: If I'd gotten married, I wouldn't be where I am now.
- Spats: In a tavern?
- Doyle: Free! Living like a king!”
Milo O'Shea - Doyle
Bert Remsen - Spats

“- Chandler: I realized the only thing that matters is that you, that you make me happier than I ever thought I could be and if you let me I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way. Monica, will you marry me?
- Monica: Yes.”
Matthew Perry - Chandler Bing
Courteney Cox - Monica Geller

“Look, Annie... I love you. But let's leave that out of this. I don't want to be someone that you're settling for. I don't want to be someone that anyone settles for. Marriage is hard enough without bringing such low expectations into it, isn't it?”
Bill Pullman - Walter

“I'm in trouble - and I don't trust you anymore!”

Lee Grant - Clarisse Ethridge

“- Loretta Castorini: I'm getting married.
- Cosmo Castorini: Again?
- Loretta Castorini: Yeah.
- Cosmo Castorini: You did this once before, it didn't work out.
- Loretta Castorini: The guy died!”
Cher - Loretta Castorini
Vincent Gardenia - Cosmo Castorini

“I wanted to be more than a hole in the mattress that answers to a name.”
Bridget Fonda - Eleanor Lightbody

“It just so happens I come from a very long line of married people.”
Tom Hanks - Allen Bauer

- Nick Charles: You see, when it comes to words like that, an illiterate person...
- Polly Byrnes: What do you mean "illiterate"? My father and mother were married right here in the city hall!
William Powell - Nick Charles
Penny Singleton - Polly Byrnes

“- Sheila Kingston: I'll catch you later, I gotta get a bikini wax.
- Fred Lavery: Ugh! Just stop telling me about that disgusting female stuff. No wonder you were never married.”
Rosie O'Donnell - Sheila
Dan Aykroyd - Fred

“- Charlie Chaplin: It's not at all confusing. You see, when everyone thought we were having an affair, we were married. Now that everyone realizes we're married, we're getting divorced.
- Douglas Fairbanks: Man's a wizard with women. No question about it.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Charles Spencer Chaplin
Kevin Kline - Douglas Fairbanks

“- Virginia Brush: Why can't you be nice to me once in a while?
- Hugo Barnstead: I've been thinking about it. Then I remember we're married, so why bother?”
Rita Hayworth - Virginia Brush
Jack Carson - Hugo Barnstead

“- Miss Kenton: Mister Stevens! Am I to take it that after all the years I have been in this house you have nothing else to say to me?
- Stevens: You have my warmest congratulations.”

Emma Thompson - Miss Kenton
Philip Anthony Hopkins - James Stevens

“- John Mullany: You're lying to Ann, too.
- Cynthia Patrice Bishop: Yeah, right, but I didn't take a vow in front of God and everyone to be faithful to Ann.”

Peter Gallagher - John Mullany
Laura San Giacomo - Cynthia Patrice Bishop

“No one will ever believe we were married sober.”

Spencer Tracy - Sam Craig

“- Guild: Ever heard of the Sullivan Act?
- Nora Charles: Oh, that's all right, we're married.”

Nat Pendleton - Guild
Myrna Loy - Nora Charles

“- Josie Marcus: It wouldn't be right for me to marry you anyways.
- Sheriff Johnny Behan: Why not?
- Josie Marcus: Well, it's not that I don't love you, I don't even like you.”
Joanna Going - Josie Marcus
Mark Harmon - Sheriff Johnny Behan