Marriage quotes

“- Alfred: l heard the oddest news. Tristan is back.
- Anna: Yes, l know.
- Alfred: You know? How do you know?
- Anna: I saw him….
- Alfred: You mean he had the audacity to come here just to see you?
- Anna: No ..He wanted to see you, but he thought you'd get upset. I think he might be right…
- Alfred: oh. Well…. What did he.. what did he say?
-...” (continue)(continue reading)
Haidan Quinn - Alfred Ludlow

“- Deedee: Emma said some things. First, she said I married you and had a family with you because I knew I wasn't good enough to go professional as a ballet dancer. That wasn't true. But... she also said I had a child with you to prove that you were straight. That was sort of true.
- Wayne: I know.
- Deedee: You... you do?
- Wayne: Yeah. I guess...” (continue)(continue reading)
Shirley MacLaine - Deedee
Tom Skerritt - Wayne

“- Joey: You just want to stay here and wait for Rachel to come back from her date?
- Ross: Yeah. I mean, this guy could be my baby's stepfather.
- Joey: They go out on one date and you worry about her marrying him?”
Matt LeBlanc - Joey Tribbiani
David Schwimmer - Dr. Ross Geller

“- Mildred: You're so much nicer than Jon's first wife.
- Audrey: You were married before?
- Jon: Um...
- Audrey: You were married before and you didn't tell me?
- Jon: Didn't I tell you? I thought I told you. I told somebody.”
Anne Jackson - Mildred Aldrich
Wendy Crewson - Audrey Aldrich
Tom Selleck - Jon Aldrich

“- Gowan McGland: Would you marry me?
- Geneva Spofford: No, Gowan.
- Gowan McGland: Good girl.
- Geneva Spofford: Would you marry me?
- Gowan McGland: I love you too much to marry you.”
Tom Conti - Gowan McGland
Kelly McGillis - Geneva Spofford

“- Michelle: It's just that I keep wondering, Dad. Why don't you get married again?
- Joe Gideon: I don't get married again because I can't find anyone I dislike enough to inflict that kind of torture on.”
Erzsebet Foldi - Michelle
Roy Scheider - Joe Gideon

“- Peter Morton: How long have you been married now?
- Andrew: Almost three years.
- Peter Morton: Quite a long time for Hollywood, isn't it?
- Andrew: Yeah.
- Peter Morton: Don't you get some kind of a plaque?
- Andrew: Yes. We stay together five years I get a free hair transplant and she gets a new set of breasts.”
Stephen Fry - Peter Morton
Sir Kenneth Branagh - Andrew

“- Alice Abbott: I'm married.
- Jacey Holt: I thought you were getting a divorce.
- Alice Abbott: I am, but it's not final yet.”
Joanna Going - Alice Abbott
Billy Crudup - Jacey Holt

“My dad always drives my mum, so that means I gotta ride you!”
Glenndon Chatman - Young Quincy

“Tears aren't lucky at weddings.”
Charmion King - Aunt Josephine Barry

“- Kate Miller: Do you find me attractive?
- Doctor Robert Elliott: Of course.
- Kate Miller: Would you want to sleep with me?
- Doctor Robert Elliott: Yes.
- Kate Miller: Then why don't you?
- Doctor Robert Elliott: Because I love my wife, and sleeping with you isn't worth jeopardizing my marriage. Is it worth it to you?
- Kate Miller: I don't...” (continue)(continue reading)
Angie Dickinson - Kate Miller
Sir Michael Caine - Doctor Robert Elliott

“- Prince Akeem: So, you would share your bed, and your fortune, with a beautiful fool?
- Semmi: That is the way it has always been with men of power. It is tradition.”
Eddie Murphy - Prince Akeem
Arsenio Hall - Semmi

“I don't want to be 60 years old some day and seemingly happily married to some man that I know is my second choice.”
Ione Skye - Frankie

“- Aunt Helen: Marriage gives us respectability, dear, as you'll learn.
- Sybylla Melvyn: No. That is just what men want us to believe! Stupid idiots like Frank Hawdon! Well, I won't be caught up in it. Not by him or anyone!”
Wendy Hughes - Aunt Helen
Judy Davis - Sybylla Melvyn

“- Jenny Curran: You don't wanna marry me.
- Forrest Gump: Why don't you love me, Jenny?
[Jenny Curran says nothing]
- Forrest Gump: I'm not a smart man... but I know what love is.”
Robin Wright - Jenny Curran
Tom Hanks - Forrest Gump

“- John Parker: Do you really love me?
- Arabella Rittenhouse: Why don't you marry me and find out.”
Hal Thompson - John Parker
Lillian Roth - Arabella Rittenhouse

“- Alex Forrest: Why is it that all the interesting guys are always married?
- Dan Gallagher: Or maybe that's why you find them interesting, the fact you can't have them.”
Glenn Close - Alex Forrest
Michael Douglas - Dan Gallagher

“- Tally Atwater: I want you around in the morning.
- Warren Justice: You already have me around in the morning. How, I don't know, but you do.
- Tally Atwater: I want to know you're legally required to be there.”

Michelle Pfeiffer - Tally Atwater
Robert Redford - Warren Justice

“And if you marry me, you get this new car, which has been generously paid by the taxpayers of Whoville.”
Jeffrey Tambor - Mayor Augustus Maywho

“I'm going to break that marriage up! I can't stand it seeing Fred tied to a woman he doesn't love and who doesn't love him.”

Teresa Wright - Peggy Stephenson

“- Lisa Provolone: I want Oscar.
- Angelo 'Snaps' Provolone: I want him more than you do. But he's on the lam and Anthony's taking the rap for him.
- Lisa Provolone: Thank you very much. Whatever happened to love? Whatever happened to romance?
- Angelo 'Snaps' Provolone: Whatever happened to waiting till the wedding night?”
Marisa Tomei - Lisa Provolone
Sylvester Stallone - Angelo 'Snaps' Provolone

“- Michael Colin Gallagher: Why aren't you married?
- Megan Carter: How do you know I'm not?
- Michael Colin Gallagher: I don't see a ring.
- Megan Carter: Haven't you heard of women's lib?
- Michael Colin Gallagher: Most of them are ugly.
- Megan Carter: Is that supposed to be a compliment?”
Paul Newman - Gallagher
Sally Field - Megan

“All beautiful things must end, so I guess we might as well call it a day.”

Irene Dunne - Lucy Warriner

“- Angela Stone: I think it's wonderful that Martha and Bill have a marriage contract that spells out everything. I wish we had a contract.
- Sam Stone: You mean like who takes out the garbage? That kind of everything?
- Bill: Every kind of everything. How often, who starts it, everything.”
Nita Talbot - Angela
Bill Macy - Sam
Sam Chew Jr. - Bill

“I pay my baby love and she pays me back with pity.”

John Mahoney - W.P. Mayhew