Marriage quotes

“- Arthur Kirkland: Why dont you go flying together with your wife?
- Judge Francis Rayford: The last thing we did together was get married!”

Al Pacino - Arthur Kirkland
Jack Warden - Judge Francis Rayford

“- Tony Manero: You know, you and I got the same last initial.
- Stephanie: [sarcastically] Wow. Does that mean when we get married I won't have to change the monogram on my luggage?”
John Travolta - Tony Manero
Karen Lynn Gorney - Stephanie

“- Julie: I can't do this! This is too intense!
- Helen: This is marriage!”
Martha Plimpton - Julie
Dianne Wiest - Helen

“I admit I'm licked. But it's only because I'm worried. If I don't find her soon, I'll go crazy. If she returns, I won't interfere with your marriage.”

Walter Connolly - Andrews

“- Meredith: You are unbelievably out of line, young lady. Now you listen and listen good. I'm marrying your father in two weeks whether you like it or not. So I suggest you do not tangle with me anymore. You're in way over your head. is that clear?
- Annie: Crystal.”
Elaine Hendrix - Meredith Blake
Lindsay Lohan - Annie James

“Aunt Helen, you don't have to worry. I know he can marry anyone. I know. But, I know he wouldn't want to marry me. Even if I wanted to get married; which I don't. He'd never ask me in a million years.”
Judy Davis - Sybylla Melvyn

“- Mark: When we're married, I want this once a week.
- Rachel: I'm never getting married again. I don't believe in marriage.
- Mark: Neither do I.”
Jack Nicholson - Mark
Meryl Streep - Rachel

“You don't know how deep I go, or how down I get! I was married four times before you were born!”

Nick Nolte - Lionel Dobie

“- Dorothy Wynant: He still wants to marry me.
- Clyde Wynant: He's a brave man!”

Maureen O'Sullivan - Dorothy Wynant
Edward Ellis - Clyde Wynant

“- Barney: I don't get it. I marry Annabelle and I spend my honeymoon with you.
- Sunshine: Well, I can cook.”
Frank McHugh - Barney
William Demarest - Sunshine

“- Julianne Potter: Now remember, it is the duty of the best man to dance with the maid of honor.
- Michael O'Neill: Dance? You can't dance. When did you learn how to dance?
- Julianne Potter: I've got moves you've never seen.”
Julia Roberts - Julianne Potter
Dermot Mulroney - Michael O'Neal

It's the end of the 20th century and we've reached this point where people are frightened, they are full of... fright! And besides I was too young to get married for years and I went directly from "too young" to "why aren't you married, what's wrong with you?". And well, there were those ten minutes in 1992 when I was exactly the right age and... (continue)(continue reading)

Jeanne Marie Tripplehorn - Gwen Moss

“Our marriage was nothing more than a foxhole for you. And all it took for you to get out was a 10 cent razor and a tub full of water.”

Marlon Brando - Paul

“- Cop: Ma'am, are you aware that it's against the law to possess animals of a barnyard nature in a residential area?
- Miranda Hillard: What if you're married to one?”
Ralph Peduto - Cop
Sally Field - Miranda Hillard

- Orville "Turkey" Jackson: We're going to get married on... when is the big day, Dream Thing?
- Princess Shalmar: When the moon, in its last quarter, silvers the blossoms of the almond tree. That's Tuesday night, about nine.
Bob Hope - Orville "Turkey" Jackson
Dorothy Lamour - Princess Shalmar

“You mean a woman of your culture and money and beauty and money and wealth and money would, would marry that imposter?”

Groucho Marx - Wolf J. Flywheel

“- Jeannie Ryan: Do you want to get married?
- Claude Hooper Bukowski: To who?
- Jeannie Ryan: Me!”
Annie Golden - Jeannie Ryan
John Savage - Claude Hooper Bukowski

“- Monica: You're supposed to wish the bride happiness.
- Lili: Happiness? Good God! No one should ever expect happiness from marriage. A few quiet moments, perhaps, if one is lucky... and an occasional day that doesn't incite you to murder.”
Julie Walters - Monica
Jeanne Moreau - Lili

“These violent delights have violent ends, and in there triumph die like fire and powder, which as they kiss, consume. The sweetest honey is loathsome in its own deliciousness. Therefore, love moderately.”

Pete Postlethwaite - Father Laurence

“- Charles: There I was, standing there in the church, and for the first time in my whole life I realised I totally and utterly loved one person. And it wasn't the person next to me in the veil. It's the person standing opposite me now... in the rain.
- Carrie: Is it still raining? I hadn't noticed.”
Hugh Grant - Charles - Wedding One
Andie MacDowell - Carrie - Wedding One

“- Cpl. Bill Smollett 2nd: You know it's because I wouldn't want you to be... you know, if anything happened to me...
- Jane Hilton: A widow, you mean.
- Cpl. Bill Smollett 2nd: Yes, but not only that. If something happened - I mean, if I was...
- Jane Hilton: If you were wounded? Bill, I'd take care of you the rest of our lives, always.”

Robert Walker - Cpl. Bill Smollett 2nd
Jennifer Jones - Jane Hilton

“I don't want to date you, I don't want to marry you, I don't want to have kids with you, I just wanna break up with you.”
Jennifer Aniston - Kate

“Master, it will be wonderful at the reception when you marry Miss Cindy! How they danced, on the night, that they bled...”

Arte Johnson - Renfield

“- Junior: Look, if all you're interested in is whether I am married or not...
- Sugar Kane Kowalczyk: Oh, I'm not interested at all.
- Junior: Well, I'm not.
- Sugar Kane Kowalczyk: That's very interesting!”
Tony Curtis - Junior
Marilyn Monroe - Sugar Kane Kowalczyk

“Johnny, look. All my life I've done what's expected of a traditional Patusani girl. And who do my parents think they are, telling me who I'm going to marry? I'll decide who I'm going to marry, not them! That is if I marry. I mean that was a really swell kiss and all, but I just didn't want to hurt your feelings about the marriage thing. But we...” (continue)(continue reading)
Kelly Hu - Ro-May