Marriage quotes

“- Maria: Do you miss your kids?
- Peg: Sure.
- Maria: Do you hate your husband?
- Peg: Absolutely.
- Maria: Would you ever get married again?
- Peg: Of course.”
Adrienne Shelly - Maria Coughlin
Edie Falco - Peg Coughlin

“- Matty Banks: Can I put Cameron back on the list if he promises not to eat?
- George Banks: You know, that's not a bad idea. Who else can we ask not to eat? My parents and your mother.
- Annie Banks: Why don't we just charge people? That way we can make money on the wedding?”
Kieran Culkin - Matty Banks
Steve Martin - George Banks
Kimberly Williams-Paisley - Annie Banks

“- Phyllis Clavering: And this was supposed to be our wedding day.
- Capt. Hugh 'Bulldog' Drummond: Oh, I'm sorry, darling, but if there's a registery office still open...
- Col. Neilson: And if there isn't, you'll probably break into one!”
Louise Campbell - Phyllis Clavering
John Howard - Capt. Hugh 'Bulldog' Drummond
John Barrymore - Col. Neilson

“We all know most marriages depend on a firm grasp of football trivia.”
Paul Reiser - Modell