Medicine quotes

“This whole time I've been living for my treatments, instead of doing my treatments so that I can live. And I wanna live.”
Haley Lu Richardson - Stella

“- Lt. Sam Weinberg: Nobody likes the whites, but we're going to Cuba. You got Dramamine?
- Lt. Daniel Kaffee: Dramamine keeps you cool?
- Lt. Sam Weinberg: No, Dramamine keeps you from throwing up. You get sick when you fly.
- Lt. Daniel Kaffee: I get sick when I fly because I'm afraid of crashing into a large mountain. I don't think...” (continue)(continue reading)
Kevin Pollak - Lt. Sam Weinberg
Tom Cruise - Lt. Daniel Kaffee

On a daily basis I consume enough drugs to sedate Manhattan, Long Island, and Queens for a month. I take Quaaludes 10-15 times a day for my "back pain", Adderall to stay focused, Xanax to take the edge off, pot to mellow me out, cocaine to wake me back up again, and morphine... well, because it's awesome.
Leonardo DiCaprio - Jordan Belfort

“- Stanley Motss: He's fine as long as he gets his medications...
- Winifred Ames: And if he doesn't get his medications?
- Stanley Motss: He's not fine.”

Dustin Hoffman - Stanley Motss
Anne Heche - Winifred Ames

“Meemaw-Your brother's gonna be fine, but he has to have his gallbladder removed.
Missy Cooper-How's he gonna pee?
Meemaw-Not that bladder, his gallbladder.
Georgie Cooper-What's the gallbladder do?
Meemaw-I guess not much, if they're takin' it out.”
Annie Potts - Meemaw
Raegan Revord - Missy Cooper
Montana Jordan - Georgie Cooper

“You know, the best thing for a hangover is weed. It is, like, the best medicine. 'Cause it fixes everything. ”
Seth Rogen - Ben Stone

“Just because you don’t know of a cure doesn’t mean there isn’t one. It’s simply beyond your scope.”
Anya Chalotra - Yennefer

“A spoonful of Xanax makes the medicine go down, right?”
Cate Blanchett - Brie Evantee

“Truth can be the best medicine.”
Mehcad Brooks - Prince Miller

“Breakthroughs don't happen because of the medicine. Real breakthroughs happen because someone is scared to death to stop trying.”
Patrick Dempsey - Dr. Derek Shepherd

“Well, I love my job at the pharmacy. I get to play with the pills, and sometimes I shake them along to the music.”
Vanessa Bayer - Debbie

We had a saying in the Core, “Save one life, and you’re a hero. Save 100 lives, well then, you’re a nurse.
Sarah Paulson - Nurse Mildred Ratched

“- Crisp: Mother, you are going to make him sick. You stuffed all this crap down my throat for years, and there was nothing wrong with me!
- Eleanor Crisp: That's why there was nothing wrong with you.
- Cullen Crisp: Now, how can you argue with that?”

Richard Tyson - Crisp
Carroll Baker - Eleanor Crisp

“When the T-virus spread across the Earth, it did so at the speed of the modern world, carried by jetliners across the globe. The antivirus is airborne, spread by the winds. It could take years for it to reach every corner of the Earth. Until then, my work is not done. My name is Alice.”
Milla Jovovich - Alice

Good evening, citizens of Frank. In the past few weeks of the campaign, my opponent has thrown around a lot of fancy words to try to confuse the issues. Words like "exercise", "low-fat", and "diet" - words designed to scare us into changing what has worked for so many years. Well, I say let's stay the course. Remember, a fat Frank is a happy Frank.
William Shatner - Mayor Phlegmming

“- Mallory: You ever heard of penicillin?
- Schroeder: No.
- Mallory: No, well, I'm not surprised. It's a new developement. It's a drug that prevents wounds from becoming infected.”
Robert Shaw - Mallory
Michael Byrne - Schroeder

“- Wendell Sonny Lawson: Mom, I've been having trouble getting sleep lately. Do you have any sleeping pills?
- Maureen Lawson: Sleeping pills? I don't think we have any sleeping pills do we, Ben?
- Ben Lawson: Your know darn well we have enough sleeping pills in there to put the whole Mormon Tabernacle Choir in a coma!”
Burt Reynolds - Wendell Sonny Lawson
Myrna Loy - Maureen Lawson
Pat O'Brien - Ben Lawson

“- Victor Von Frankenstein: Since the beginning of modern medicine, there has been an assumption regarding the status of mortality. That being that death is an unavoidable event, the inevitability of which we should take for granted. I will show today that life is not some grace bestowed upon us by some outdated notion of an all-powerful...
-...” (continue)(continue reading)
James McAvoy - Dr. Frankenstein
Freddie Fox - Finnegan

“Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down, the medicine go down, the medicine go down. Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down, in the most delightful way.”
Julie Andrews - Mary Poppins

“Oh, boy. Well, some of my patients prefer walking, some prefer bicycling. But for best results, to guarantee satisfaction, most of them like fucking. You know, poonta-poonta-poonta. I like it myself, you know. One in the morning, and late at night.”

Richard Pryor - Wally

“Placebo means bullshit.”
Megan Charpentier - Gretta

“- Howard: Mrs. Lipkin said there'd be some suppositories in here!
- To-Bel: Why dontcha try heatin' up some nice corn-on-the-cob and shovin' that up y'ass?”
Wallace Shawn - Howard
Arnetia Walker - To-Bel

“Great, Valium. Not only will we be able to get to sleep, but if we're attacked in the middle of the night, we won't even care.”
Cillian Murphy - Jim

“Please sign this to receive medication. Miporol, extremely potent, will keep you functioning normally until your death. Please take one pill with each meal. Thank you for your service.”

“- Policeman: You better take it easy. Pain pills and alcohol don't mix.
- George Webber: You could have fooled me.”
William Lucking - Policeman
Dudley Moore - George Webber