Nickname quotes

“- Kent Dorfman: What is my Delta Tau Chi name?
- John Blutarsky: Dorfman, I've thought long and hard about this. Your Delta Tau Chi name is... Flounder.
- Kent Dorfman: Flounder?”
Stephen Furst - Kent Dorfman
John Belushi - John Blutarsky

“- Genesis: Knock, knock.
- Bell: Who's there?
- Genesis: Cheating Evan.
- Bell: Cheating Evan who?
- Genesis: Cheating Evan-tually gets you killed.”
Ana de Armas - Bell
Lorenza Izzo - Genesis

“- The CEO: Well, I gotta hand it to you. What do they call you? Murphy, is it?
- Robocop: My friends call me Murphy. You call me... Robocop.”
Rip Torn - The CEO
Robert John Burke - Robocop

“- Ring Announcer: What's your name, kid?
- Peter Parker: The Human Spider.
- Ring Announcer: The Human Spider? That's it? That's the best you've got?
- Peter Parker: Yeah.
- Ring Announcer: Oh, that sucks. ...The sum of three-thousand dollars will be paid to... the terrifying... the deadly... the amazing Spider-Man!”
Bruce Campbell - Ring Announcer
Tobey Maguire - Peter Parker

“- Sergeant Reznik: You were infected yet recovered while your family didn't.
- Ben Parish: That's why they call me 'zombie'.”
Maria Bello - Sergeant Reznik
Nick Robinson - Ben Parish

“They used to call me Crazy Joe. Well now they can call me Batman!”

Morgan Freeman - Principal Joe Clark

“- Russell: We gotta roll, Mayo.
- Darnell: Who's Mayo?
- James: It's my gang name. It's short for Mayonnaise.”
T.I. - Russell
Kevin Hart - Darnell
Will Ferrell - James

- Valeri Zuyeniko: Do you have one of those macho call signs, like "Stud" or "Ace"?
- Capt. Matt Cooper: Cobra. My callsign's Cobra.
- Valeri Zuyeniko: Ah, the big-headed snake. It suits you.
Sharon Brandon - Valeri Zuyeniko
Mark Humphrey - Capt. Matt Cooper

“- Maggie: Why do they call you leukoplakia? Does it mean something?
- Lucas: Leukoplakia is cancer of the mouth.”
Kerri Green - Maggie
Corey Haim - Lucas

“Uh... He asked us to call him Captain Blondebeard.”

Mackenzie Davis - Mindy Park

“I have a nickname for my penis. It's called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes: my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.”
Paul Rudd - Brian Fantana

Mr. Lebowski called himself "The Dude". Now, "Dude" - that's a name no one would self-apply where I come from. But then there was a lot about the Dude that didn't make a whole lot of sense. And a lot about where he lived, likewise.
Sam Elliott - The Stranger

- Jake - voice: My name is Zunar J 5 Slash 9 Doric 4 7.
- Frank: Uh, Z-Zunar...
- Jake - voice: Let's just stick with "Jake", okay?
Ronnie Schell - Jake - voice
Ken Berry - Frank

“- Louie Kritski: Why do they call you Milkman?
- Milkman: Because I killed the milkman.”
Joe Pesci - Louie Kritski
Todd Monteiro - Milkman

- Cousin Avi: Should I call you "Bullet"? Tooth?
- Bullet-Tooth Tony: You can call me "Susan" if it makes you happy.
Dennis Farina - Cousin Avi
Vinnie Jones - Bullet-Tooth Tony

- John Blutarsky: Kroger, your Delta Tau Chi name is Pinto.
- Pinto: Why "Pinto"?
- John Blutarsky: Why not?
John Belushi - John Blutarsky
Tom Hulce - Larry Kroger

“Don't call me honey-child.”
Ty Henderson - Michael Humphries

- Darnell: You ain't no real nigger, is you?
- Sen. Jay Billington Bulworth: Is you a real nigger?
- Darnell: You callin' me nigger, motherfucka? Don't call me a nigger, moth'fucka!
- Sen. Jay Billington Bulworth: Would you prefer "motherfucker", motherfucker?
Isaiah Washington - Darnell
Warren Beatty - Jay Bulworth

“- Spits: I got a pseudonym too. Spits.
- Miss Higgins: That's a nickname. It has a meaning, Leroy. And I hesitate to think how you got it.”
T.E. Russell - Spits
Francesca P. Roberts - Miss Higgins

“- Corinne Burns: Corinne's not my name.
- Harley Dennis: What is it?
- Corinne Burns: It's Third Degree Burns.”
Peter Donat - Corinne Burns
Diane Lane - Harley Dennis

“- The Cat: Here she is, the Super Luxurious Omnidirectional Whatchamajigger, or S-L-O-W for short.
- Sally: S-L-O-W?
- The Cat: Yeah, S.L.O.W. It's better than the last thing we had: Super Hydraulic Instantaneous Transporter.”

Mike Myers - The Cat
Dakota Fanning - Sally

I heard some talk in the kitchen. They say: "What a pity if they must kill "The Cat"!".
Brigitte Auber - Danielle Foussard

- Ricky Bobby: From now on, you're the Magic Man and I'm El Diablo.
- Cal Naughton Jr.: What does “Diablo” mean?
- Ricky Bobby: It's like... Spanish for like a fighting chicken.
Will Ferrell - Ricky Bobby
John C. Reilly - Cal Naughton Jr.

Please, call me what everyone else calls me: "Your Royal Sex Machine".
John Turturro - Roland T. Flakfizer

“- Kelly: What kind of names are Ozone and Turbo?
- Turbo: The kind of names that only a few people are allowed to call us by.”
Lucinda Dickey - Kelly
Michael Chambers - Turbo