Nickname quotes

“- Jesse Montgomery III: Who's Johnny Potsmoker?
- Chester Greenburg: Oh, that's my alter ego.
- Jesse Montgomery III: Wait, I thought Johnny Potsmoker was my alter ego.
- Chester Greenburg: No. Yours is Smokey McPot.”
Ashton Kutcher - Jesse Montgomery III
Seann William Scott - Chester Greenburg

“I am nobody's little weasel.”
Audrey Tautou - Amélie Poulain

“Turn around and eat your big ass biscuit!”
Allen Payne - Euripides

“- Walter P. 'Duff' Duffy: We should make up some fake names.
- John Plummer: Why?
- Walter P. 'Duff' Duffy: Just in case we have to communicate while we're inside.
- John Plummer: Ok.
- Walter P. 'Duff' Duffy: I wanna be Kyle. I knew this guy at camp. He was maybe 13. He got two girls pregnant, man. Two girls pregnant. Yea, Kyle.”
Tom Greening - Walter P. 'Duff' Duffy
Jason Lee - John Plummer

- Freddy Shoop: Francis Gremp?
- Francis 'Chainsaw' Gremp: Don't ever call me that, the name's "Chainsaw".
- Freddy Shoop: As in "Black and Decker"?
- Francis 'Chainsaw' Gremp: As in "Texas Massacre".

Mark Harmon - Freddy Shoop
Dean Cameron - Francis 'Chainsaw' Gremp

“I'm thumping! That's why they call me Thumper!”
Peter Behn - Young Thumper

“Why the hell are two grown men still calling themselves Joe Dick and Billy Tallent? When they gave themselves those names they were 16... 17. The question is, when do they stop using them? Forty? Fifty? Sixty? You wonder if they remember their real names. Joe Mulgrew. Bill Boisy. Then there's Pipe... can't even remember his real name. I used to...” (continue)(continue reading)
John Pyper-Ferguson - John Oxenberger

They don't call me "Balls-Out Natalie" for nothin'!

Cameron Diaz - Natalie Cook

“My friends call me Dickface.”
Sean Astin - Alan

- Ray: "The Brain". That's what the guys used to call me, right?
- Benny: But, Ray! That was sarcastic!
Woody Allen - Ray
Jon Lovitz - Benny

“Call me F.G.M. I hate excess verbiage.”
Judith Kahan - The Fairy Godmother

“- Ellen Griswold: Oh my Lord... Rusty!
- Girl in Hot Tub: Oh, you must be lost. This is Mr. Pappagiorgio.
- Clark Griswold: His name is not Pappagiorgio! His name is Rusty Griswold and he's a C+ student! Now out of the pool, let's go young man! Now!”

Beverly D'Angelo - Ellen Griswold
Hayley Mortison - Girl in the Hot tub
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

- Abby: I heard "dumb bitch". I assumed you were talking to me.
- Roy: I was talking to her.
- Abby: Your name is dumb bitch too? No wonder I keep getting all of your mail! You know, we could be related. There are a lot of us dumb bitches here in LA.

Janeane Garofalo - Abby
James McCaffrey - Roy

- Poppy: Is your name Chinese or English?
- "Mother" Gin Sling: Indeed Gin Sling is English. It's a nickname as common in this part of the world as the drink sold over the counter.
Gene Tierney - Poppy
Ona Munson - "Mother" Gin Sling

“- 'Wild Bill' Overbeck: Have fun, kid.
- Fred Z. Randall: Fun is my Chinese neighbor's middle name!”
William Sadler - Wild Bill' Overbeck
Harland Williams - Fred Z. Randall

“- Buckman: The name's Buckman.
- Nitro: Uh, Nitro, hi.
- Buckman: Interesting nickname, what's your real name?
- Nitro: Nitro.
- Nitro: I'm working on a nickname, though.
- Buckman: Oh yeah?
- Nitro: Yeah. Listen to this... Mike.”
Ken Hudson Campbell - Buckman
Toby Huss - Nitro

“- Paul Wheeler: Honey... sugar...
- Esther Wheeler: Stop calling me food!”

Bruce Altman - Paul Wheeler
Kathy Baker - Esther Wheeler

We never had nicknames where I came from. Certainly not "White Water". White trash, maybe.
Kevin Bacon - Wade

“- Scolex: Too bad Hook is taken, eh?
- Sikes: How 'bout Captain Claw?
- Kramer: Or Santa Claw?
- Scolex: Just Claw, one word... like Madonna.”

Rupert Everett - Sanford Scolex
Mike Hagerty - Sikes
Andy Dick - Kramer

“- Rick: Hey when are you going to stop calling me Barny?
- Turtle: When you're not a Barny anymore, Barny.”
Matt Adler - Rick
John Philbin - Turtle

“- Dustin Knight: So to recap, um, we smell like turds, we have no car, no Jimmy Wilson, and I'm broke. I guess you could call me stupid.
- Matt Jensen: Hey Stupid.
- Dustin Knight: What?”
Adam Brody - Dustin Knight
Vince Vieluf - Matt Jensen

Calvin Stanhope. But my mother used to call me "Slick".
Jeff Goldblum - Slick

Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not "Mr. Lebowski". You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or... His Dudeness, or, uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

Jeff Bridges - The Dude

“Why is it that all these chicks are always named after inanimate objects?”
Bryan Brown - Doug Coughlin

“- Roger Cobb: You'll have to do it.
- Edwina Cutwater: Do what?
- Roger Cobb: You know, take it out.
- Edwina Cutwater: Take what out?
- Roger Cobb: The little fireman.
- Edwina Cutwater: The little fireman?
- Roger Cobb: You know, my penis.”
Steve Martin - Roger Cobb
Lily Tomlin - Edwina Cutwater