Nickname quotes

“- Biff Tannen: What's wrong, McFly? Chicken?
- Marty McFly: What did you just call me?
- Biff Tannen: Chicken!
- Marty McFly: Nobody! Calls me... chicken.”
Thomas F. Wilson - Biff Tannen
Michael J. Fox - Marty McFly

“- Tom Ludlow: What do they call you?
- Quicks: They call me fucking Quicks.
- Tom Ludlow: Quicks? Not quick enough.”
Keanu Reeves - Tom Ludlow
Noel Gugliemi - Quicks

“With the exception of Eddie and myself, whom you already know, we're going to be using aliases on this job. Under no circumstances do I want any one of you to relate to each other by your Christian names, and I don't want any talk about yourself personally. That includes where you been, your wife's name, where you might've done time, or maybe a...” (continue)(continue reading)

Lawrence Tierney - Joe Cabot

“- Evil Emperor Zurg: A delightful blend of man and machine... with just a naughty touch of lingonberry! I shall call you... Agent Z!
- Agent Z: That's stupid.”
Wayne Knight - Evil Emperor Zurg
Diedrich Bader - Agent Z

We Cheyenne called him "Hi-Es-Tsie", Long Hair. The Arikara called him "Creeping Panther", who comes in the night. The Crow called him "Son of the Morning Star", who attacks at dawn. I remember him. I saw him die.
Buffy Sainte-Marie - Kate Bighead

What a super man... "Superman"!
Margot Kidder - Lois Lane

- Scolex: This is sort of post-modern Captain Hook kind of feel it. Very "diabolical". I deserve a dashing appellation.
- Kramer: A dashing appellation. What is that? A hillbilly with a tuxedo?

Rupert Everett - Sanford Scolex
Andy Dick - Kramer

- Henry Luce: Gus? An astronaut named "Gus"? What's your middle name?
- Gus Grissom: Ivan.
- Henry Luce: Ivan... ahem... well. Maybe, Gus isn't so bad, might be something there... All right, all right. You can be Gus.
John Dehner - Henry Luce
Fred Ward - Gus Grissom

- Leon: All right, if you gotta "Robocop", you got an AlienCop? Huh? You gotta GhostCop?
- Sergeant Warren Reed: Leon, I told you I don't have time for this!
- Leon: You gotta VampireCop?
Robert DoQui - Sergeant Warren Reed

We called him "The king", because... that's what he liked to be called.

Tom Hanks - Older Mike

“- Jedediah: No problemo, Gigantor.
- Larry: Um, my name's Larry, first of all okay, Jed? See, I call you Jed, I don't call you tiny, right?
- Jedediah: What's that supposed to mean?”
Owen Wilson - Jedediah
Ben Stiller - Larry Daley

If I hadn't have stopped the car, you would've been called “Pancake” by now.

Victor Wong - Grandpa

“- Alex: So how come they call you rabbit?
- David 'Future' Porter: Cause he's fast and he likes to fuck a lot.”

Brittany Murphy - Alex
Mekhi Phifer - David 'Future' Porter

When I played for the Bears, they used to call me "cement head". But you can call me Jackie.
Jay O. Sanders - Jackie Earle

“- Mom Tobias: Our little scooter would never do something like that!
- Dad Tobias: Quit calling him that baby name. Anton would not scoot his behind off the couch if the house was on fire!”
Connie Ray - Mom Tobias
Fred Willard - Dad Tobias

- Johnny aka Elvis: Don't call me Elvis! If you can't use my proper name, why don't you try "Carl Perkins, Jr." or something? I mean, I don't call them "Sam & Dave", do I?
- Pool Player 1: Hey, man. My name is Dave.

Joe Strummer - Johnny aka Elvis
Marvell Thomas - Pool Player 1

“They named everything after me: cigars, racehorses, perfumes, battleships!”
Marie Dressler - Carlotta Vance

You married a guy whose nickname in college was “Hound Dog”. What did you expect was going to happen?

Kyra Sedgwick - Emma Rae King

“- Sonny Valerio: All the rappers, they got names like that: Snoop Doggy Dogg, Ice Cube, Q-Tip, Method Man. My favorite was always Flavor Flav from Public Enemy. You got the funky fresh fly flavor.
- Ray Vargo: I don't know about that, but it makes me think of Indians. They got name like... Red Cloud, Crazy Horse, Running Bear, Black Elk.
- Sonny...” (continue)(continue reading)
Cliff Gorman - Sonny Valerio
Henry Silva - Ray Vargo
Gene Ruffini - Old Consigliere

“That's Henry's mother, the black sheep in the family. She took so many strokes in the 60s they called her the U.S. open.”
Catherine Zeta-Jones - Kitty

- Buddy Young Jr.: For me, my family was like, uh, Dances With Jews. Oh sure, we had names for our relatives like they had in that movie.
- Reporter: What do you mean?
- Buddy Young Jr.: Well, we had "Eats With His Hands", "Spits When He Talks", "Makes Noise When He Bends", "Sweats Like a Pig", "Whines In a Cab", "Never Buys Retail", "Shaves His... (continue)(continue reading)
Billy Crystal - Buddy Young Jr.
Richard Kind - Reporter

Raymond "Degenerate". Goodmorning.
Victor Rivers - Detective Arriaga

“- Calogero (Age 17): Calogero.
- Sonny: That's a long name. Don't you have a nickname?
- Calogero (Age 17): No.
- Sonny: What do your friends call you?
- Calogero (Age 17): Calogero.
- Sonny: That makes sense.”
Francis Capra - Calogero (Age 9)
Chazz Palminteri - Sonny

“- Dil: Let's kiss and make up, honey.
- Fergus: Don't call me that.
- Dil: Sorry, darling.
- Fergus: Stop it, Dil.
- Dil: Apologies, my sweet.”
Jaye Davidson - Dil
Stephen Rea - Fergus

“- Harry Crystal: I wouldn't dream of it, Sperm.
- Sherman Sprat: The name is Sherman.
- Harry Crystal: That's right, Sperm. You tell 'em, Sperm.”
Frank Langella - Harry Crystal
George Morfogen - Sherman Sprat