Nickname quotes

- John Plummer: Dave! John Plummer. Remember? You used to call me "asshole"?
- David Loach: I call everybody "asshole”.
- John Plummer: Yes, but I believe I was the first. We were five, maybe six at the time?
- David Loach: Congratulations, asshole. Now get to the point.
Jason Lee - John Plummer
Chris Penn - David Loach

“- Officer Dante Jackson: Come here, son.
- Lester Dewitt: Don't call me son. I'm not your son.”
Forest Whitaker - Officer Dante Jackson
Usher Raymond - Lester Dewitt

“- Shortcut: You funny, boy? Well come on. Make me laugh.
- Tommy Riley: I don't want any trouble.
- Shortcut: That's too bad, funny boy. See, trouble be my middle name.
- Spits: Trouble be his... pseudonym.”
Lance Slaughter - Shortcut
James Marshall - Tommy Riley
T.E. Russell - Spits

- Herman: Boy, that Dick sure knows how to drink, huh?
- Frank Cross: Why do you keep calling me "Dick"?
- Herman: I'm sorry, Mr. Burton, I guess we don't know you well enough yet to call you Dick.
Michael J. Pollard - Herman
Bill Murray - Frank Cross

- Tee: How you doing, baby?
- Brandi Web: "How am I doing, baby"? I'm not your baby.
- Tee: Excuse me. Most men would have called you stuck up, looking all like a Barbie doll.
Bobby Brown - Tee
Lynn Whitfield - Brandi Web

“Sixpack, if you call me Becky one more time I'm going to pop your tops, all six of them.”
Peter Weller - Steven Beck

- Fenderbaum: Why did he call me “Shorty”?
- Jamie Blake: 'Cause you're small. Small. S - M - all.
Sammy Davis Jr. - Fenderbaum
Dean Martin - Jamie Blake

“- Emily Pear: What's your daughter's name?
- Lizzie Potts: Annabelle. Or Piglet, mostly Piglet.”
Jami Gertz - Emily Pear
Shelley Lee Long - Lizzie Potts

“- Henry Gatewood: So you're the notorious Ringo Kid.
- The Ringo Kid: My friends just call me Ringo - nickname I had as a kid. Right name's Henry.”
Berton Churchill - Henry Gatewood
John Wayne - The Ringo Kid

“- Jay: You chose me, so you recognized the skills, so I don't want nobody calling me son or kid or sport or nothing like that, cool?
- Kay: Cool, whatever you say, slick, but I need to tell you something about all your skills. As of right now, they mean precisely... dick.”
Will Smith - Jay
Tommy Lee Jones - Kay

“I thought I was with a couple of real superheroes, the Shoveller and the Blue Raja! But really, it's Lazy Boy and... and... the recliner! Lazy Boy and the Recliner!”

Ben Stiller - Furious

“The name's Mo Rutherford. They call me that 'cause when people give me money, I always want mo'.”
Michael Moriarty - David "Mo" Rutherford

“- Young Bambi: Flower!
- Young Flower: Me?
- Young Thumper:No, no, no, no! That's not a flower! He's a little...
- Young Flower: Oh, that's all right. He can call me a flower if he wants to. I don't mind.”
Donnie Dunagan - Young Bambi
Stan Alexander - Young Flower
Peter Behn - Young Thumper

Because of the extensive area covered by papillomatus growths, the patient has been called "The Elephant Man".

Philip Anthony Hopkins - Frederick Treves

- Chris 'Oz' Ostreicher: Friends call me "Nova" as in Casanova.
- College Girl: That's pathetic!
- Chris 'Oz' Ostreicher: Jeez you don't have to laugh at me.
Chris Klein - Chris 'Oz' Ostreicher
Tara Subkoff - College Girl

“It took more than one man to change my name to Shanghai Lily.”
Marlene Dietrich - Shanghai Lily

“Special K! Any good dancer has a street name.”

Adolfo Quinones - Ozone

“You know why they call you Goon? Because you're retarded. And you're ugly. You're an ugly retard. And they call you Goon because you're ugly and retarded. And you'll always be Goon... Goon, Goon, Goon. And that's what I'm gonna call you for the rest of your life, is Goon. Goon, Goon, Goon, Goon, okay? So fuck you.”

Vincent Gallo - Billy Brown

“My name is Edna but some of the girls call me Eddy, after they get to know me better.”
Pat Ast - Edna

“She was Lo, plain Lo, in the morning, standing four feet ten in one sock. She was Lola in slacks, she was Dolly at school. She was Dolores on the dotted line. But in my arms she was always Lolita. Light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin. My soul.”
Jeremy Irons - Humbert Humbert

“- Rick Latimer: Okay, what's your name?
- White Zac: Just call me White Zac. My real last name's O'Something-Or-Other, too long to say.
- Rick Latimer: Sweet. Well, Mr. O'Something-Or-Other, can you tell me what class this is for?”

Jim Belushi - Rick Latimer
J.J. Cohen - White Zac

“- Turtle: Stay loose, Haole.
- Rick: What's a Haole?
- Turtle: A tourist, a mainlander, like you.
- Rick: I'm not a tourist.
- Turtle: Whatever, Barney.
- Rick: What's a Barney?
- Turtle: It's like Barno... Barnyard... a haole to the max, a kook in and out of the water. Yeah?”
John Philbin - Turtle
Matt Adler - Rick

“Moaka, please do not refer to the reverend and I as Big Man God and Mama Jesus Christ. You're putting your soul in jeopardy.”
Kate Harcourt - Mrs. Williamson

- Henry Luce: These stories will appear in Life magazine under their own bylines: for example "by Betty Grissom", or "by Virgil I. Grisson", or...
- Gus Grissom: Gus!
- Henry Luce: What was that?
- Gus Grissom: Gus. Nobody calls me by... that other name.
John Dehner - Henry Luce
Fred Ward - Gus Grissom

“- Ben Smith: What'd you say your name was?
- Helen Faraday, aka Helen Jones: Helen Faraday.
- Ben Smith: Nah, we gotta get something different. Something unusual, something that's easy to say and hard to forget.”
Gene Morgan - Ben Smith
Marlene Dietrich - Helen Faraday, aka Helen Jones