Nickname quotes

- Shelly Runyon: There's a reason they call me "Honest Shell".
- President Jackson Evans: Irony, Shelly.
Gary Leonard Oldman - Shelly Runyon
Jeff Bridges - President Jackson Evans

“- Tum Tum: What's my name gonna be? Can I be Monster Destroyer? Or how about Super Killer?
- Colt: How about Super Dork?”
Chad Power - Tum Tum
Max Elliott Slade - Colt

“- The President: Hello sweetheart.
- Migg Tweeny: Listen, my name's Tweeny.
- The President: You'll always be sweetheart to me.
- Migg Tweeny: I know, I know, but there's talk already.”
W.C. Fields - The President
Jack Oakie - Migg Tweeny

“- Earl Hooter: The name's Earl, but the ladies back home call me Longhorn, maybe you can guess why.
- Elvira: Gee, I don't know, does it have anything to do with your breath?”
Lee McLaughlin - Earl Hooter
Cassandra Peterson - Elvira

“- Sara: Garbage Dick?
- Matt: Yeah. Oh, no, no. It's no big deal. I mean, that was at least a year or two ago, anyway.
- Sara: Wait, what does that mean?
- Matt: Ah, I wouldn't worry about it. Besides, everyone wears condoms these days, right?”

Laura Satzman - Sara
Paul Soter - Matt