Police quotes

“- Book Man: You! You're a cop, you gotta help me!
- Larry Doyle: Sorry, mein fuhrer, I'm off duty.”
Don Perry - Book Man
Kevin Pollak - Larry Doyle

“If you got rid of every cop with vaguely racist leanings, then you'd have three cops left, and all o' them are gonna hate the fags, so what are ya gonna do, y'know?”
Woody Harrelson - Willoughby

“- Marie: You made one mistake.
- Hank: It wasn't one mistake. I've been... unraveling, y'know? I don't sleep at night anymore. I freeze, I freeze up. My chest gets all tight, I can't breathe. Just...I panic. Ever since that Salamanca thing. Tuco Salamanca, if ever a scumbag deserved a bullet between the eyes... It changed me and I can't seem to...” (continue)(continue reading)

Betsy Brandt - Marie Schrader
Dean Norris - Hank Schrader

“- Lt. Bender: Give the bag to Bozo, drop the gun and put your hands in the air!
- Earl Mott: Who said that?
- Lt. Walters: This could very well be the stupidest person on the face of the earth. Perhaps we should shoot him.
- Lt. Bender: It's the police department!”
Art Evans - Lt. Bender
Bill Pullman - Earl
Clarence Felder - Lt. Walters

“She do hair, baby sit and sell dope out the same house: police don't know when to kick the door in.”
Mike Epps - Day-Day

“- Streebek: You know, Friday, we're allowed to go 55... On some occasions, even faster.
- Friday: I'm well aware of the federally mandated speed limit, Streebeck. But, did it ever occur to you that, by going eight miles an hour slower, we might save some gasoline and ease the burden on the poor taxpayers out there who pay our salaries?
-...” (continue)(continue reading)
Tom Hanks - Streebek
Dan Aykroyd - Friday

“- John Connor: We've got company! Police!
- Sarah Connor: How many?
- John Connor: Uh... all of 'em, I think.”
Edward Furlong - John Connor
Linda Hamilton - Sarah Connor

“Wait! I didn't steal anything! I was returning something I stole!”

Paul Rudd - Scott Lang

“The nose of the police dog, although long and efficient, points in only one direction at a time.”
Basil Rathbone - Sherlock Holmes

“- Lex: We must get the cops in on this Volvo-situation.
- Hawk: Lex, this is Detroit. You think the cops are gonna waste city-dollars on a Swedish car?”

Giuseppe Andrews - Lex
Edward Furlong - Hawk

“The party didn't slow down 'till dawn. The crew of a San Pedro tuna boat showed up about One, and was routed. The police came by at Two, and stayed to join the party. Mack used their squad car to go get more wine. A woman called the police to complain about the noise, and couldn't get anybody. The crew of the tuna boat came back about Three, and...” (continue)(continue reading)

John Huston - Narrator

“This is bullshit. I'm stuck between a pimp and a hard place. Donna, man down! Eleven thirty: pimp in distress!”

Katt Williams - Money Mike

“You can't fire white folk. You fire white folk, you'd best believe somebody gettin' shot that day.”
D.L. Hughley - D.L. Hughley

“- Irv Manders: You men are tresspassing. Show me a warrant or get off my land.
- Agent: We don't need a warrant.
- Irv Manders: You do unless I woke up in Russia this morning!”
Art Carney - Irv Manders

“- Zed: Mickey! He's dead! He killed him!
- Laura: I'm sure the academy will pay for it.
- Zed: No, you don't understand. It's like a sentimental thing. It was the last thing I stole before joining the academy.”

Bobcat Goldthwait - Zed
Corinne Bohrer - Laura

“- Chief Insp. Charles Dreyfus: The beggar was the lookout man for the gang.
- Insp. Jacques Clouseau: That is impossible. How can a blind man be a lookout?
- Chief Insp. Charles Dreyfus: How can an idiot be a police officer?”
Herbert Lom - Chief Insp. Charles Dreyfus
Peter Sellers - Clouseau

“- Border Guard: So, how long you've been in Mexico?
- Pedro: A week. I mean a day.
- Border Guard: Well, which is it? A week or a day?
- Pedro: A weekday.”
Roy Stocking - The Hoods: Border Guard
Cheech Marin - Pedro De Pacas

“There's a reason you separate military and the police. One fights the enemies of the state, the other serves and protects the people. When the military becomes both, then the enemies of the state tend to become the people.”
Edward James Olmos - Admiral William Adama

“- Louis Riel: Blood will run like water.
- Jacques Corbeau: You won't notice it much. The mounted police wear red coats.”
Francis McDonald - Louis Riel
George Bancroft - Jacques Corbeau

“- Paul Smecker: Brilliant. So now we got a huge guy theory, and a serial crusher theory. Top notch. What's your name?
- Detective Greenly: Detective Greenly. Who the fuck are you?
- Paul Smecker: That's who the fuck I am.”

Willem Dafoe - Paul Smecker
Bob Marley - Detective Greenly

“Crooked cops. Do they come in any other way? If I'd been just a little dumber, I could have joined the force myself.”
Mel Gibson - Porter

- Walter Crow Horse: License and registration?
- Ray Levoi: Kiss my ass.
- Walter Crow Horse: Hey, this is my jurisdiction now. And you were going 59 in a 55 zone.
- Ray Levoi: Let me see the radar.
- Walter Crow Horse: I don't need no radar, I can tell! I just listen to the wind; it said, "fifty-nine, nail him!".
Graham Greene - Walter Crow Horse
Val Kilmer - Ray Levoi

“Listen, we got a problem. A DEA problem.”

Bryan Cranston - Walter White

“- Carter: This ain't no democracy.
- Lee: Yes, it is.
- Carter: No, it ain't. This is the United States of James Carter. I'm the president, I'm the emperor, I'm the king. I'm Michael Jackson, you Tito. Your ass belongs to me.”

Chris Tucker - Carter
Jackie Chan - Lee

“The people would vote for Donald Duck or Genghis Khan or whoever the local cop tells them to because if they don't, this is what happens!”

James Woods - Richard Boyle