Problems quotes

“What's the problem? Did someone make a tuna fish sandwich out of the little mermaid?”
Ethan Embry - Ethan O'Fallon

“- Vusi Madlazi: Don't you think South Africa has went through enough shit without you coming in fucking it up even more?
- Muki: I like to fuck shit up. It's something inside me.”
Ice Cube - Vusi Madlazi
Ving Rhames - Muki

“- Hammond: All major theme parks have delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked!
- Malcolm: Yeah but, John, if The Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.”
Richard Attenborough - Hammond
Jeff Goldblum - Malcolm

“- Dr. Ben Sobel: What happened with your wife last night?
- Paul Vitti: I wasn't with my wife, I was with my girlfriend.
- Dr. Ben Sobel: Are you having marriage problems?
- Paul Vitti: No.”
Billy Crystal - Dr. Ben Sobel
Robert De Niro - Paul Vitti

“Houston, you have a problem. You see, I promised my little girl that I'd be comin' home. Now I don't know what you people are doing down there, but we've got a hole to dig up here!”

Bruce Willis - Harry S. Stamper

“It's the plight of the bisexual. Gay girls won't play with you.”
Marya Delver - Carla

“- Rae Lindley: You like whales?
- Jesse: I like him.
- Rae Lindley: Well, he doesn't like anybody, so stay away from him. You see, Willy's a case. A very special case.
- Jesse: So? Who isn't?”
Lori Petty - Rae Lindley
Jason James Richter - Jesse

“Why do men always go for the tortured ones? Poor, damaged Ellie.”
Judy Greer - Joanie

“- Dan Packard: Do you know why I'm going to Washington tonight? Because the President wants to consult me about the affairs of the nation. That's why.
- Kitty Packard: What's the matter with them?
- Dan Packard: Everything's the matter with them. That's why he's sending for me.”
Wallace Beery - Dan Packard
Jean Harlow - Kitty Packard

“I'm using rented bullets for my gun. We all got problems.”
Peter Falk - Lou Peckinpaugh

“- School Principal: Is Dexter ill today?
- Francine Fishpaw: Why, no, Mr. Kirk. Dexter's in school.
- School Principal: I'm afraid he's not, Mrs. Fishpaw. Dexter's truancy problem is way out of hand, and the Baltimore County School Board have decided to expel Dexter from the entire public school system.”
Divine - Francine Fishpaw
George Hulse - School Principal

Isn't this the point where someone says: "There's got to be a reasonable explanation for all this"?
Joan Severance - Marla Stewart

“- Jeremy Grey: Wow. Mr. Environmental is also a hunter. That's got to be an interesting combination.
- Sack Lodge: I hunt quail, Jeremy. They're overpopulated in this region and they're decimating the grubworm population. You got a fucking problem with that?”
Vince Vaughn - Jeremy Grey
Bradley Cooper - Sack Lodge

“Clark, you can't save the world. All you'll end up with is a Messiah complex and a lot of enemies.”

Michael Rosenbaum - Lex Luthor

Among the maxims on Lord Naoshige's wall, there was this one: "Matters of great concern should be treated lightly". Master Ittei commented: "Matters of small concern should be treated seriously".
Forest Whitaker - Ghost Dog

“You're focusing on the problem. If you focus on the problem, you can't see the solution. Never focus on the problem!”
Harold Gould - Arthur Mendelson

“- Glenn Latham: Everything's fine.
- Al Burnett: Except we lost Apollo 11!
- Glenn Latham: Oh, except for that.”
Tom Long - Glenn Latham
Patrick Warburton - Al Burnett

“- Neal: When I'm not ready, you hunt me down. When I try and make it work, you're not interested.
- Molly: You know, ever since we met, it's about what I'm doing wrong... but I'm not the one with the problem here, Neal. You are, you and your selfishness. All you do is take and - I've got nothing for you right now, so... maybe it's time to start...” (continue)(continue reading)
Jesse Spencer - Neal
Brittany Murphy - Molly

“There are some things that I have to do that you don't understand. You understand literature, movies, wine... but you don't understand my plight.”

Thomas Haden Church - Jack

“My handicap was born, yours was chosen.”
Sean Sweeney - Joel Johnson

“- Bill: Contact paranoia... maybe you've heard of it... I'm buggin' out 'cause I'm hangin' out wit you all the time! I tell you goddamn it man!
- Maurice: Well, I've got bigger problems! I'm tryin' to get this joint lit, that's drug abuse!”
Merwin Mondesir - Bill
Sean Amsing - Maurice

“- Charlie 'Lucky' Luciano: We have a problem.
- Mad Dog Coll: Name him. He's dead!
- Charlie 'Lucky' Luciano: Our problem is you.”
Christian Slater - Charlie 'Lucky' Luciano
Nicholas Sadler - Mad Dog Coll

“- Johnny Smith: Your father says there's something wrong with you, he wants me to bring you out of your shell. I don't know what to do.
- Chris Stuart: You don't have to do anything. It's my dad that lives in a shell, not me.”
Christopher Walken - Johnny Smith
Simon Craig - Chris Stuart

“This is no way for grown men to settle... oh, fine! Let's just haul out our swords and start banging away at each other! That will solve everything! I've had it! I've had it with wobbly-legged, rum-soaked pirates!”

Keira Knightley - Elizabeth Swann

There's something I want to say that's always been very difficult for me to say: "I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit". There. I've never been relaxed enough around anyone to say that.
Steve Martin - Navin