Problems quotes

“- Gertle: We shouldn't talk about this tired or drunk.
- John: But I'm not drunk.
- Gertle: Maybe that's the problem. We'll drink, you'll sleep, we'll talk, sit.”
Lauren German - Gertle
Jake Muxworthy - John

“- Billy Heywood: If Joe can paint a house in three hours and Sam can paint the same house in five hours, how long will it take to paint it together?
- Mac Macnally: Now wait a minute, you never said this was a word problem.”
Luke Edwards - Billy Heywood
John Ashton - Mac Macnally

“Do you think people like the Christians hire us to invite us to their dinner parties? It's our job to clean up their royal messes.”

Anthony Heald - Daniel Longdale

“- Dante Belasco: Maybe it only opens from the outside.
- Jake Spencer: It's an Emergency Exit, idiot!”

Al Santos - Dante Belasco
Josh Hammond - Jake Spencer

“- Monica: They say there's been some unusual activity on your account.
- Rachel: But I haven't used my card in weeks.
- Monica: That is the unusual activity.”

Courteney Cox - Monica Geller
Jennifer Aniston - Rachel Green

“- Ted the Bellhop: I'm by myself, and looking after your kids is a pain in the ass I don't need.
- Man: Are you calling my kids a pain in the ass?
- Ted the Bellhop: Why, no, sir, not the kids. It's the situation that is a pain in the ass.
- Man: No, you were right the first time. They're a pain in the ass. All right. You win, tough guy. Five...” (continue)(continue reading)
Tim Roth - Ted the Bellhop
Antonio Banderas - Man (segment "The Misbehavers")

“I am my own biggest distraction.”
Sean Penn - Eddie

“- Jeremy Collier: What are these personal problems that I have?
- Karen Collier: I don't know the medical term, but I suppose you could describe it as being a terminal jerk.”
Emilio Estevez - Jeremy Collier
Kimberly Williams-Paisley - Karen Collier

- Cal: The problem most men have is they don't know how to talk to women.
- Andy: You know what my problem is? I am not interesting. What am I supposed to say? I went to magic camp? That I'm an accomplished ventriloquist? Oh, I am the Seventh Degree Imperial Yo-Yo Master. "Ooh, do me, Yo-Yo Master, I want you to do me cause you're the yo-yo guy!".
Seth Rogen - Cal
Steve Carrell - Andy

“- Whit: Uncle Red, don't you think you have a problem with your drinking?
- Red Stovall: Only when I can't get it.
- Whit: I mean - don't you think you might need some help with your drinking?
- Red Stovall: No, I do quite well all by myself.”
Kyle Eastwood - Whit
Clint Eastwood - Red Stovall

“I take a problem and chew on it 'til all the flavor's gone, and then stick it in my hair.”
Ellen Burstyn - Viviane Joan 'Vivi' Abbott Walker

“- Nick Van Owen: How far is the village?
- Peter Ludlow: A day's walk, maybe more. But that's not the problem.
- Roland Tembo: What is the problem?
- Peter Ludlow: Velociraptors.”
Nick Van Owen - Nick Van Owen
Arliss Howard - Peter Ludlow
Pete Postlethwaite - Roland Tembo

“- Henry: Beth, tomorrow is the least of our problems.
- Beth: Don't tell me, oh, don't tell me, don't even tell me you have crabs!
- Henry: No... Yes, but that's not the point. ”
David Hyde Pierce - Henry Newman
Janeane Garofalo - Beth

“Love blinded me. That was the trouble between us as producer and artist.”

John Barrymore - Oscar Jaffe

“I see the problems. I feel them and I'm trying to make something good out of it.”
Amelia Warner - Una Flux

“- Karen Smith: God. My hips are huge!
- Gretchen Wieners: Oh please. I hate my calves.
- Regina George: At least you guys can wear halters. I've got man shoulders.
- Cady Heron: [voiceover] I used to think there was just fat and skinny. But apparently there's lots of things that can be wrong on your body.”
Amanda Seyfried - Karen Smith
Lacey Chabert - Gretchen Wieners
Rachel McAdams - Regina George
Lindsay Lohan - Cady Heron

“- Dr. Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
- Elaine Dickinson: A hospital? What is it?
- Dr. Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.”
Leslie William Nielsen - Dr. Rumack
Julie Hagerty - Elaine Dickinson

“- Walt Kowalski: Hey Kennedy, you drunken Irish goon, how the hell are you?
- Tim Kennedy: I'm shitty, but who's gonna listen?
- Walt Kowalski: Not me, that's for sure.”
Clint Eastwood - Walt Kowalski
William Hill - Tim Kennedy

“- Van Helsing: You're a deranged psychopath.
- Mr. Hyde: We all have our little problems.”
Hugh Jackman - Abraham Van Helsing
Robbie Coltrane - Mr. Edward Hyde

“- Charlie Mackenzie: I just don't think it's a good idea to rush into spending the night together.
- Harriet Michaels: I wanna spend the night together.
- Charlie Mackenzie: I have no problem with that!”
Mike Myers - Charlie Mackenzie
Nancy Travis - Harriet Michaels

“I deliver food for six years. Plus, I'm stripper. But I've gained weight so that's a problem.”
Rob Schneider - Delivery Guy

The Japanese have a saying, "Fix the problem, not the blame". Find out what's fucked up and fix it. Nobody gets blamed. We're always after who fucked up. Their way is better.
Sir Sean Connery - Capt. John Connor

“- Ben Hood: What the hell happened?
- Janey Carver: A prior engagement overcame me.”
Kevin Kline - Ben Hood
Sigourney Weaver - Janey Carver

“- Daniel Hillard: Well, let's take a little vacation together with the kids, and get you away from work. You're a different person. You really are. You're great.
- Miranda Hillard: Oh, Daniel, our problems would be waiting for us right here when we got back.
- Daniel Hillard: Well, we'll move. That way our problems won't follow us.”
Robin Williams - Daniel Hillard
Sally Field - Miranda Hillard

- Jess: Marriages don't break up on account of infidelity. It's just a symptom that something else is wrong.
- Harry Burns: Oh really? Well, that "symptom" is fucking my wife.
Bruno Kirby - Jess
Billy Crystal - Harry Burns