Problems quotes

“Life is suffering. It is hard. The world is cursed. But still, you find reasons to keep living.”

“- Captain Winston Havelock: You know, O'Connell, ever since the end of the Great War, there hasn't been a-a single challenge worthy of a man like me.
- Rick O'Connell: Yeah? We all got our little problems today. Don't we, Winston?”
Bernard Fox - Captain Winston Havelock
Brendan Fraser - Rick O'Connell

“Everyone in the world is very screwed up.”
John Cassavetes - Robert Harmon

“- Muriel Pritchett: Just call for no reason. Call and talk.
- Macon: Talk?
- Muriel Pritchett: Sure. Talk about Edward, his problems. Talk about anything. Pick up the phone and just talk. Don't you ever get the urge to do that?
- Macon: Not really.”
Geena Davis - Muriel
William Hurt - Macon

“- Doc Golightly: I love you Lula Mae.
- Holly Golightly: I know you do, and that's just the trouble. It's the mistake you always made, Doc, trying to love a wild thing. You were always lugging home wild things. Once it was a hawk with a broken wing... and another time it was a full-grown wildcat with a broken leg. Remember?
- Doc Golightly: Lula...” (continue)(continue reading)
Buddy Ebsen - Doc Golightly
Audrey Hepburn - Holly Golightly

Issues are shit we use as an excuse to run good stories. "Judge Grabs Female Attorney's Tits". The sex discrimination "issue". "Nine-year-old Shoots Brother With Uzi". The child violence "issue". People want to read about sex organs and blood.
James Woods - Alan Mann

“- Agent: Do you have a history of emotional problems, Mr. Wigand?
- Jeffrey Wigand: Yes. Yes, I do. I get extremely emotional when assholes put bullets in my mailbox!”
Russell Crowe - Jeffrey Wigand

“- Nicky: How can I win? Adrian is stronger and smarter than me.
- Holly: Stronger? yes, Smarter? definitely. But, you have something that he doesn't have.
- Nicky: A speech impediment?”
Adam Sandler - Nicky
Reese Witherspoon - Holly

“- Nelson: You really oughta see someone about that nose.
- Charlie Driggs: Broken nose ain't gonna kill ya, Nelson.”
Steven Scales - Nelson
Jeff Daniels - Charles Driggs

“You're playing and you think everything is going fine. Then one thing goes wrong. And then another. And another. You try to fight back, but the harder you fight, the deeper you sink. Until you can't move... you can't breathe... because you're in over your head. Like quicksand.”
Keanu Reeves - Shane Falco

“Grown women are prepared for life's little emergencies.”
Shirley MacLaine - Aurora Greenway

“- Zach: I figured it out, Barney. You can't cure a problem until you know what's causing the problem. But before you can see what's causing the problem, you first have to remove the problem.
- Barney: You've gotta give up the vices to get to the virtues. I could've told you that.”
John Ritter - Zach
Vincent Gardenia - Barney

“I had a very strong work ethic. The problem was my ethics in work.”
Giovanni Ribisi - Seth Davis

“You know what you're problem is Bravo? You're so short, your brain is just too close to your asshole.”

Max Gail - Harold

“Suicide is the natural answer to the myriad of problems life has given me.”
Christian Slater - J.D.

“The only problem is that in this job is there's just no place to hide. It's not like having a bad day selling log cabins. You have a bad day here and somebody dies... and that's just not fucking good enough.”

Kurt Russell - Steven McCaffrey

“A town this deep in the crapper's got nowhere to turn but God!”
Steve Martin - Jonas

“- Brian: He snores, which was a problem, um... but we solved it.
- Abby: How'd you do that?
- Brian: Well, he slept on my face and I couldn't hear him anymore.”
Ben Chaplin - Brian
Janeane Garofalo - Abby

“Ease up on the steroids. Juice will make your jewels shrivel up like sun-dried tomatoes.”

Pauly Shore - Crawl

“- James Russell: You fuck up the suit, we've got a problem.
- Franklin Hatchett: Fuck the suit, we've already got a problem!”

Charlie Sheen - James Russell
Chris Tucker - Franklin Hatchett

“- The Devil: You hate being a woman, right?
- Amanda Brooks: Well...
- The Devil: There's no fun in PMS or shaving your legs. And what do have to look forward to? Guys like you used to be always trying to get into your pants. Cellulite, menopause.”
Bruce Payne - The Devil
Ellen Barkin - Amanda Brooks

“- Vincent Lauria: This is my job, Eddie.
- Fast Eddie Felson: You think so? That's funny. I don't think so. I think it's your problem.”

Tom Cruise - Vincent Lauria
Paul Newman - Fast Eddie Felson

“- Keith Marks: I told you, I have to be on top. I have back problems.
- Rowena: Among other things.”
James Denton - Keith Marks
Gail O'Grady - Rowena

“Well, it's a crazy fucked up world and we're all just floating along waiting for someone who can walk on water, man.”
Michael A. Goorjian - Bob

“The king asks Archimedes to determine if a present he's received is actually solid gold. Unsolved problem at the time. It tortures the great Greek mathematician for weeks - insomnia haunts him and he twists and turns in his bed for nights on end. Finally, his equally exhausted wife - she's forced to share a bed with this genius - convinces him...” (continue)(continue reading)
Mark Margolis - Sol Robeson