Problems quotes

“- Col. Scott: We'll be in touch. Sorry to have awoken you.
- General Gogol: I was already awake. How can I sleep? Nothing but problems. Problems, problems.”

Mike Marshall - Col. Scott
Walter Gotell - General Gogol

“- Hallie: Whaddya mean, getting married?
- Annie: I mean black tie, white gown, the whole enchilada. The wedding's in two weeks so, if there's any hope of getting Mom and Dad back together, we've got to do it fast.”
Lindsay Lohan - Hallie Parker
Lindsay Lohan - Annie James

“- Scorby: Are you having a problem, Miss Logan?
- Beth Logan: My card isn't working and it's not opening the door.
- Scorby: There's nothing wrong with your card. It's not your door anymore.”
Garry Chalk - Scorby
Daphne Zuniga - Beth Logan

“You know what your problem is? You're a liberal.”
Michael Rapaport - Ronnie Gannon

“- Carly Norris: You've been spending too much time with your vibrator.
- Judy Marks: I certainly have - I've been getting a plastic yeast infection!”
Sharon Stone - Carly Norris
Colleen Camp - Judy Marks

“What's the matter, child? Aren't you happy? I thought so. I knew there was something on your mind. There, there, there now. What's the matter? You haven't fallen in love with someone else, have you?”

Walter Connolly - Andrews

“- Coach Finstock: He wanted to drop off the team. His mother was a widow, all crippled up. She was scrubbing floors. She had this pin in her hip. So he wanted to drop basketball and get a job. Now these were poor people, these were hungry people with real problems. Understand what I'm saying?
- Scott Howard: What happened to the kid?
- Coach...” (continue)(continue reading)

Jay Tarses - Coach Finstock
Michael J. Fox - Scott Howard

“Our problem is a simple one. We must create an incident. Any kind of an incident that will convince Turkey Russia is about to attack her. How we accomplish this does not matter.”
Sydney Greenstreet - Colonel Robinson

“Come in, my poor friend. No one will hurt you here. If you're in trouble, perhaps I can help you. But you need not tell me about it if you don't want to. What's the matter? You're hurt, my poor friend.”

O.P. Heggie - Hermit

“Though the road may wind, yea, your hearts grow weary, still shall ye follow them, even unto your salvation.”
Lee Weaver - Blind Seer

“- Bartender: What's the problem?
- Georgia Hines: Do you see cigarettes? That's the problem.
- Bartender: How much money did you put in?
- Georgia Hines: Twelve dollar like it says.”

Nick Lapadula - Bartender
Marsha Mason - Georgia Hines

“Life is full of interruptions and complications.”
Rodrigo Santoro - Karl

“The phone! The phone! Where's the fucking phone?”
Janeane Garofalo - Beth

“You don't understand any kind of people. Maybe that's your problem. You sure don't understand women at all.”

Billie Neal - Bobbie

“The course of true love never did run smooth.”
Dominic West - Lysander

“- Pinocchio: What's a conscience?
- Jiminy Cricket: What's a conscience! A conscience is that still small voice that people won't listen to. That's just the trouble with the world today.”
Dickie Jones - Pinocchio
Cliff Edwards - Jiminy Cricket

“You are so lucky you don't know who your parents are.”

Anne Hathaway - Mia Thermopolis

“I don't know what's going to happen to this world in the next hundred years or so, but I can guarantee you life isn't going to get any simpler. Worry and doubt bring on a bellyache. Mankind's building up the biggest psychic bellyache in history.”

Claude Rains - Dr. Alexander Tower

“Like the man says, there's no problems, only solutions.”
Jeff Bridges - Kevin Flynn

“Dear Susan: poor Jimmy was caught and beaten so badly he got a severe hernia, and lost a testicle. He's been in the sanitarium for months. In comparison, my problems seem very small.”
Brad Davis - Billy Hayes

“- Connor MacLeod: I've been alive for four and a half centuries, and I cannot die.
- Brenda Wyatt: Everyone has got their problems.”
Christopher Lambert - Duncan McLeod
Roxanne Hart - Brenda Wyatt

“You don't have to worry about me. I'm not interested in your money or your problem.”

Clark Gable - Peter

“- James: When I had a problem, my mom and dad would tell me to look at it another way.
- Earthworm: How? First, I was bird bait, then I was shark bait.
- James: I suppose, but you could say you gave us wings to fly, and defeated a giant shark single-handedly.
- Earthworm: No-handedly.
- James: You're a hero.
- Earthworm: I am? I'm Wonder Worm!
-...” (continue)(continue reading)
Paul Terry - James
David Thewlis - Earthworm

“Pollution. Crime. Drugs, poverty, disease, hunger, despair, we throw gobs of money at them and problems only get worse. Why is that? Because money's most powerful ability is to allow bad people to continue doing bad things at the expense of those who don't have it.”

Ben Kingsley - Cosmo

“- Mercy: Wait a minute. I can't go in there. It's a men's room.
- Vermin: Are you kidding?”
Deborah Van Valkenburgh - Mercy
Terry Michos - Vermin