Problems quotes

“- Poole: Hardin, how do you like being in the Louisiana Guard?
- Hardin: I don't. But then I didn't much like being in the Texas Guard, either.
- Poole: Well, not liking the Texas Guard makes sense. Not liking the Louisiana Guard can get you in trouble with me. You got that?”
Peter Coyote - Poole
Powers Boothe - Hardin

“- Snake Plissken: Who are you?
- President: I'm your President.
- Snake Plissken: Understand you got some domestic problems...”
Kurt Russell - Snake Plissken
Cliff Robertson - President

“- Jeff Blue: It was a domestic disturbance.
- Lt. Theodore 'Ted' Sawyer: A domestic disturbance?
- Jeff Blue: Yeah like on the Honeymooners. You remember how Ralph used to fight with Alice.
- Det. Sgt. Halsey: I don't recollect Ralph using semi-automatic weapons.”
Dennis Quaid - Jeff Blue
Obba Babatundé - Sawyer
Larry Miller - Halsey

“- Liz: I don't have a parachute!
- Mr. Olympus: Then you have a problem.
- Mr. Stallwood: But I don't have a parachute either!
- Mr. Olympus: Then you have the same problem.”
Sandy Duncan - Liz
William Prince - Mr. Olympus
Roddy McDowall - Mr. Stallwood

“Something went wrong, Seth. When you went through, something went wrong.”

Geena Davis - Veronica Quaife

“- Dr. Molly Griswold: You've come for therapy? Okay, look, Roy, you know, you really need to make an appointment. Because I have a client in a half an hour.
- Roy McAvoy: That's enough time. Thirty minutes? Hell, I'm not that fucked up.”
Rene Russo - Dr. Molly Griswold
Kevin Costner - Roy McAvoy

“- Alfalfa: Why am I soaking wet?
- Porky: Don't worry, Alfalfa. I used to have the same problem.”
Bug Hall - Alfalfa
Zachary Mabry - Porky

“- Hallie: Oh my God.
- Annie: What?
- Hallie: I have pierced ears.
- Annie: No, no and no. Not happening. Sorry, wrong number. I won't. I refuse.
- Hallie: Then cutting your hair was a total waste. There's no way I can go to camp with pierced ears and come home without them. I mean, come on. Get real.”
Lindsay Lohan - Hallie Parker
Lindsay Lohan - Annie James

“- Ray: What's the problem?
- Lena: I like you, that's the problem... I really like you.”
James Spader - Ray
Mädchen Amick - Lena

“- Fiorello: What's the matter, mister?
- Otis B. Driftwood: Oh, we had an argument and he pulled a knife on me, so I shot him.”

Chico Marx - Fiorello
Groucho Marx - Otis B. Driftwood

“- Graham Dalton: You're right, I've got a lot of problems... But they belong to me.
- Ann Bishop Mullany: You think they're yours, but they're not. Everybody that walks in that door becomes part of your problem. Anybody that comes in contact with you. I didn't want to be part of your problem, but I am. I'm leaving my husband, and maybe I would...” (continue)(continue reading)
James Spader - Graham Dalton
Andie MacDowell - Ann Bishop Mullany

“You wouldn't have these problems if you were a fallen woman.”

Ruth Chatterton - Alison Drake

“Tell me, what do you think of the traffic problem? What do you think of the marriage problem? What do you think of at night when you go to bed, you beast?”
Groucho Marx - Captain Jeffrey Spaulding

“- Roland Tembo: Rex just fed, so he won't be hunting for a while.
- Ian Malcolm: Just fed? I assume you're talking about Eddie? You might show a little more respect, the man saved our lives by giving his.
- Roland Tembo: Then his troubles are over.”
Pete Postlethwaite - Roland Tembo
Jeff Goldblum - Ian Malcolm

“He got over his gambling problem, but the bookies beat him to death anyway. So, he's dead. That's it.”
Norm MacDonald - Mitch Weaver

“Our problem there... is solved. Dr. Wanless is here.”
George C. Scott - John Rainbird

“- Stuart Ullman: For some people, solitude and isolation can of itself become a problem.
- Jack Torrance: Not for me.
- Stuart Ullman: How about your wife and son? How do you think they'll take to it?
- Jack Torrance: They'll love it.”
Barry Nelson - Ullman
Jack Nicholson - Jack Torrance

“- Jack: I've never seen anything like that! What do you have in mind?
- Nick: I don't know, but if somebody built it, somebody can unbuild it.”

Edward Norton - Jack Teller
Robert De Niro - Nick Wells

“- Gregory Alan 'Grover' Beindorf: Remember when you said I should lock my parents in the closet?
- Matt Finley: Yeah...
- Gregory Alan 'Grover' Beindorf: Well, I did! Only I didn't lock them in the closet, I locked them in the basement. Only, I didn't actually lock them in, I nailed the door shut. And I told them I wasn't letting them out until...” (continue)(continue reading)
Kyle Howard - Gregory Alan 'Grover' Beindorf
Mooky Arizona - Matt Finley

“Fighting always last answer to problem.”
Pat Morita - Miyagi

“What Jesus fails to appreciate is that it's the meek who are the problem.”
John Marwood Cleese - Reg

“- Noelle: What's wrong, Abby?
- Abby: Nothing that a rooftop and an AK-47 won't take care of.”
Uma Thurman - Noelle
Janeane Garofalo - Abby

“- Vera: What did you do to yourself? C'mon, tell me! What kind of problem?
- Lucy: I don't know. It's not really a problem. It's more of an issue.
- Vera: You just said a problem. Is it a problem? Now it's an issue. Is it a problem or an issue?
- Lucy: Both. I have a love issue, and a drug problem. Or maybe I have a love problem, and a drug...” (continue)(continue reading)
Tammy Grimes - Vera
Ally Sheedy - Lucy Berliner

“- Vice President Price: Hollis, there are a number of people who feel that we have problems right here on Earth that merit our attention before we spend billions on outer space.
- Hollis Peaker: There are a number of people who feel that there are no more pressing problems than our declining position in world leadership.”
James Karen - Vice President Price
David Huddleston - Hollis Peaker

“- Melvin Smiley: I just can't stand the idea of them not liking me any more. To be perfectly honest, I can't stand the idea of anybody not liking me.
- Keiko Nishi: It sounds pretty dysfunctional...
- Melvin Smiley: Why do you say that? What do you mean?
- Keiko Nishi: I mean, you might suffer from a borderline personality disorder. And you have...” (continue)(continue reading)
Mark Wahlberg - Melvin Smiley
China Chow - Keiko Nishi