Problems quotes

“- Girl: Could you help me? I'm in a terrible dilemma.
- Moe: Yeah, I don't care much for these foreign cars myself.”
Dorothy Granger - Girl
Moe Howard - Moe

“- Richard Bone: You know, you've got one big problem.
- Alex Cutter: What's that?
- Richard Bone: Your imagination.
- Alex Cutter: These are just the facts, Rich. I mean, I haven't even begun to let my imagination loose on this one.”
Jeff Bridges - Richard Bone
John Heard - Alex Cutter

“I'd like to hear about your problem, but the ride's over. That will be $3.50. I hope your problem doesn't have anything to do with my $3.50.”

Clark Johnson - Hackney Transportist

“- Hazari Pal: The gods have not made it easy to be a human being.
- Max Lowe: No, they haven't. But I guess that's why it feels so goddamn wonderful to beat the odds.”
Om Puri - Hazari Pal
Patrick Swayze - Max Lowe

“- Mark: The biggest joke is that you have more problems than anyone I know, yet you want to become a therapist. What are you going to do? Counsel people to kill themselves? Because that's what I feel like doing after listening to you whine for an hour.
- Munchkin Beth: Is that what you really feel?
- Mark: Yes it is. Now if you don't mind, can...” (continue)(continue reading)
Eric McCormack - Mark
Mandy Ingber - Munchkin Beth

“- Christina: Ew! What is that?
- Courtney: What is what?
- Christina: You don't smell that?
- Courtney: Smell what? I don't smell anything.
- Christina: Oh Jesus! You're used to it, and that's, that's what's really scary!
- Courtney: I don't smell anything!
- Christina: It smells like moldy ass is what it smells like in here!
- Courtney: Wait a...” (continue)(continue reading)
Cameron Diaz - Christina Walters
Christina Applegate - Courtney Rockcliffe

“- Melissa: Remember, this is the occasion for Clair and her sister and her mom to bury the hatchet and rediscover each other.
- Dana: I'd like to bury the hatchet with my sister... right in her head.”
Michelle Trachtenberg - Melissa
Lacey Chabert - Dana

“- Judge Dredd: You put order to chaos, sir.
- Chief Justice Fargo: Yes, we solved many problems, but created many more.”
Sylvester Stallone - Judge Dredd
Max von Sydow - Judge Fargo

“- Tom Sawyer: What if we could get the map? That'd prove Muff's innocent and we wouldn't break our oath.
- Huck Finn: Only one problem. That map is in Injun Joe's pocket.”
Jonathan Taylor Thomas - Tom Sawyer
Brad Renfro - Huck Finn

“- Roland T. Flakfizer: Let's step outside and settle this like men!
- Lazlo: We are outside.
- Roland T. Flakfizer: Ok, let's step inside and settle it like women.”
John Turturro - Roland T. Flakfizer
John Savident - Edmund Lazlo

“Our lives should be lived not avoiding problems but welcoming them as challenges that will strengthen us so that we can be victorious in the future.”
James Garner - Red Stevens

“Listen to me belly aching, like my problems add up to a hill of beans.”
John Goodman - Charlie Meadows

“The trouble with you is you pretend you don't care about things, but you do.”
Betty Grable - Jill Lynn

“I love you, Binky... but I don't have to like you right now.”
Kate Hudson - Andie Anderson

“There's always a confused soul that thinks that one man can make a difference. And you have to kill him to convince him otherwise. That's the hassle with democracy.”
Ned Beatty - Senator Charles F. Meachum

“The smaller the mess the easier it is for me to clean up.”
George Clooney - Michael Clayton

- Nick: Sorry you guys had to hear that. Some problems with the firm.
- David Shayne: Really? What type of firm is it, Nick?
- Nick: It's a "don't stick your nose in other people's business and it won't get broken" type of firm.
Joe Viterelli - Nick Valenti
John Cusack - David Shayne

“I spend so much time thinking about all the answers to the problem... That I forget what the problem actually was.”
Kirsten Dunst - Claire Colburn

“I know that I've got something broken. And I know that it's gonna take some time to get it fixed.”
Bruce Willis - Bill Capa

“Screws fall out all the time, the world is an imperfect place.”
Judd Nelson - John Bender

“Okay... you know what? I don't feel protected. You try living for 15 years thinking that you're one person, and then in five minutes, you find out you're a princess. Just in case I wasn't enough of a freak already, let's add a tiara!”
Anne Hathaway - Mia Thermopolis

“- Arnie Metzger: Stay out of things.
- Helena Ayala: That is going to be rather difficult when all the evidence is against us.”
Dennis Quaid - Arnie Metzger
Catherine Zeta-Jones - Helena Ayala

“- Andie: It's me!
- Ben: I'm in the middle of a meeting. Can I call you back later?
- Andie: I miss you Benny boo boo... boo boo boo.”

Kate Hudson - Andie Anderson
Matthew McConaughey - Ben Barry

“- Mrs. Enright: I don't know when we started killing people to solve things.
- Paul Cater: I didn't know we stopped.”
Louise Latham - Mrs. Enright
Dennis Haysbert - Paul Cater

“- Ben: Hey, what's wrong?
- Andie: Nothing. It's beautiful.
- Ben: Thank you.
- Andie: You're beautiful. The game, the whole thing. It's just... I wish I ate meat. Mary had a little lamb, little lamb... You have to take it away before I gag.”

Matthew McConaughey - Ben Barry
Kate Hudson - Andie Anderson