Problems quotes

“- Korean Mother: Ling-Ling, You walk right by Crazy Nail. No say hi me.
- Ling Ling: Hi mom.”
Jodi Long - Korean Mother
Maritza Murray - Keecia

- Jay: Let's have a butt.
- Max: No thanks, I don't smoke.
- Ernie "Ice": They're very health conscious in Los Angeles.
- Jay: You got any cash? Hollywood?
- Max: No.
- Ernie "Ice": Gee, we don't get any smokes from you. We don't get any cash. What am I supposed to do with my afternoon?
- Max: Maybe you could learn to breathe through your nose.
Tobias Jelinek - Jay
Omri Katz - Max
Larry Bagby - Ernie 'ice'

“- James Bond: In my business you prepare for the unexpected.
- Franz Sanchez: And what business is that?
- James Bond: I help people with problems.
- Franz Sanchez: Problem solver.
- James Bond: More of a problem eliminator.”
Timothy Dalton - James Bond
Robert Davi - Franz Sanchez

“The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It's a very mean and nasty place and I don't care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it.”
Sylvester Stallone - Rocky Balboa

“Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to
begin with it's just compounding the felony.”
Robert Charles Benchley

“- Guthrie: Are you wanted by the police?
- Godfrey: That's just the trouble. Nobody wants me.”
Franklin Pangborn - Guthrie
William Powell - Godfrey

“I can't see with this thing on!”

Todd Bosley - Jake Berman

“- Gibbs:Not quite according to plan...
- Jack Sparrow: Complications arose, ensued, were overcome.”

Keira Knightley - Gibbs
Johnny Depp - Jack Sparrow

“- Olive: What's your problem?
- Rhiannon: You really want to know what my problem is?
- Olive: No, actually, that was a rhetorical question. I don't want to know anything from you.
- Rhiannon: We are not friends anymore.”
Emma Stone - Olive
Aly Michalka - Rhiannon

“- Kowalski: Sir, we may be out of fuel.
- Skipper: What makes you think that?
- Kowalski: We've lost engine one, and engine two is no longer on fire.”
Chris Miller - Kowalski
Tom McGrath - Skipper

“Mom, you said that the biggest problem in the universe is no one helps each other.”
Jake Lloyd - Anakin Skywalker

“- Ed Walters: You see, you have a Lucas type four generator on a 12-volt system, and you know the British. They'd rather spend time gluing wood on a dashboard than getting the electrical system right.
- James Moreland: Fascinating, but what is wrong with the car?
- Ed Walters: Well, my guess is your stroke is too short and you're getting...” (continue)(continue reading)
Tim Robbins - Ed Walters
Stephen Fry - James Moreland

“You give away free hot dogs and put up an inflatable gorilla, shit's gonna go down.”
Jeremy Piven - Don Ready

Mr. Hunt, this isn't mission difficult, it's mission impossible. "Difficult" should be a walk in the park for you.
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Mission Commander Swanbeck

“- Kup: I think the problems on this planet will be solved very shortly.
- Hot Rod: Yeah, but what about our problems? We need a ship.”
Lionel Stander - Kup
Judd Nelson - Hot Rod

“All problems solved for life. No commies and no queers.”
Colin Firth - Tommy Judd

“- Marshal Fred White: Come on boys. We don't want any trouble in here. Not in any language.
- Doc Holliday: Evidently Mr. Ringo's an educated man. Now I really hate him.”

Harry Carey Jr. - Marshal Fred White
Val Kilmer - Doc Holliday

“- Ray: My basic diagnosis of your fundamental problem is... do you want to hear it?
- John Hancock: No.
- Ray: You're an asshole. I know. I call it like I see it, though. It's not a crime to be an asshole, but it's very counter-productive.”
Jason Bateman - Ray
Will Smith - John Hancock

“- Walter Wingfield: I thought I told you to get a haircut.
- Valdine Wingfield: Give him a break, he's been through a lot.
- Walter Wingfield: Including his own sister.”

Richard Jenkins - Walter Wingfield
Sally Field - Valdine Wingfield

“- McCoy: You realize of course that if we give him the formula we're altering the future.
- Scotty: Why? How do we know he didn't invent the thing?”

DeForest Kelley - McCoy
James Doohan - Scotty

“- Ted: Bill?
- Bill: What?
- Ted: I believe our adventure through time has taken a most serious turn.”

Keanu Reeves - Ted 'Theodore' Logan
Alex Winter - Bill S. Preston

“- Voice: There's someone in here.
- Christina: Sorry.
- Voice: It might be a while.
- Christina: How long?
- Voice: Let me put it to you this way. I had Lamb Curry last night and I'm shitting out a Buick!
- Courtney: Was it absolutely vital for her to tell us that?”

Cameron Diaz - Christina Walters

“My second son weighed 300 pounds. Died in the arms of a whore in Paso Robles, California. My other son, lost all track of him. My two ex-wives won't speak to me, and my daughter, you know goddamn well won't speak to me, and Ty Cobb can't get it up anymore. Print it all!”
Tommy Lee Jones - Ty Cobb

“Didn't I ever tell you about my hemorrhoids? They get really bad when it's humid, you know?”
Phil De Carlo - Sam

“- President Camacho: Now I understand everyone's shit's emotional right now. But I've got a 3 point plan that's going to fix everything.
- Congressman: Break it down, Camacho!
- President Camacho: Number 1: We've got this guy Not Sure. Number 2: He's got a higher IQ than any man alive. And number 3: He's going to fix everything.”
Terry Crews - President Camacho
Christopher M. Campos - Congressman