Problems quotes

“You mind telling your subconscious to take it easy?”
Ellen Page - Ariadne

“- Wolff: The communicator is out again.
- Chalmers: That's because we need a new auto-correlation spectometer... not to mention a new drive systems regulator, a freon activator and, of course, a complete scan systems overhaul.”

Peter Strauss - Wolff
Andrea Marcovicci - Chalmers

“- Lucy: What's wrong?
- Syd: I think I'm kind of in love with you.”
Ally Sheedy - Lucy Berliner
Radha Mitchell - Syd

“I'm sorry if you don't like it but I've got problems, okay, and if you're not going to be part of the solution, just don't give me a hard time about it!”

Ralph Macchio - Daniel LaRusso

“What's the matter with his ears? I don't see nothing wrong with them. I think they're cute.”

Edward Brophy - Timothy Q. Mouse

“Sometimes, if things are closed, you just, open them up.”
Viggo Mortensen - Nikolai Luzhin

“There's too many people in the world and not enough food. Now this takes care of both problems at the same time.”

Rory Calhoun - Vincent Smith

“I send you out to do a simple thing. A simple thing, by definition, should not be difficult to accomplish. You, have taken that thing and allowed it to become a complex thing.”

Ronald Francis Perlman - Murchison

“- Zoe: How's everything?
- Claudio: Well, in life there are always a few problems... but things are not so bad.”

Heather McComb - Zoe
Giancarlo Giannini - Claudio

“Here at Globo Gym we understand that ugliness and fatness are genetic disorders, like baldness or necrophilia, and it's your fault if you don't hate yourself enough to do something about it.”
Ben Stiller - White Goodman

“- Ray Preston: You're hiding Judd's dog and never lettin' on. What else are you keeping from me?
- Marty Preston: Nothing, Dad.
- Ray Preston: Well how do I know that's not another lie?
- Marty Preston: Because it's not.
- Ray Preston: Oh yeah, well your sayin' so don't make it true, not now. And that's the problem with lying.”
Michael Moriarty - Ray Preston
Blake Heron - Marty Preston

“- Molly Jennings: Why is all the wood rotting?
- Delbert McClintock: I'll tell you why. Bad wood.
- Molly Jennings: So... what do we do?
- Delbert McClintock: Tear out bad wood. Put in good wood.”
Harley Jane Kozak - Molly Jennings
John Goodman - Delbert McClintock

“I feel like committing suicide, but I've got so many problems, that wouldn't solve them all.”
Jason Biggs - Jerry Falk

“- Q: There are only about six people in the world who could set up fail-safes like this.
- James Bond: Can you get past them?
- Q: I invented them.”
Ben Whishaw - Q
Daniel Craig - James Bond

“- Rudy 2: There's something going on here, George, the two sprockett lockers were unscrewed from the lock sprockett sockets.
- George Jetson: Say that again.
- Rudy 2: I can't.”
Ronnie Schell - Rudy 2
George O'Hanlon - George Jetson

“- Andrew Clark: Oh, I have problems?
- Allison Reynolds: You do everything everyone tells you to do and that is a problem.
- Andrew Clark: Okay, fine, but I didn't dump my purse out on the couch and invite everyone into my problems.”
Emilio Estevez - Andrew Clark
Ally Sheedy - Allison Reynolds

“Boy this is the worst. My so called family deserts me. Michelle's mad at me. I've lost the factory, the town's going under and I'm out of a job.
[the park bench collapses]
Could've done without that.”

Chris Farley - Tommy

“For one reason or another I'm more screwed up than you people are.”

Bruce Willis - Bill Capa

“Man who seeks trouble never find it far off.”
Warner Oland - Charlie Chan

“- Bernie White: You do have a problem, Henry. But it's your problem.
- Henry Hackett: Thanks, Bernie. You've been a big help.”
Robert Duvall - Bernie White
Michael Keaton - Henry Hackett

“- Mr. Furious: Maybe if you didn't smack me in the face with a shovel every time we went out, we'd have a few more victories to brag about.
- The Shoveller: All right now, I'm sorry about that. I just have a tendency to lose my concentration when I've got a salad fork stuck in my rear end.”
Ben Stiller - Furious
William H. Macy - Shoveler

- Johnson: You know what your problem is, Wilson? You need to listen for the pop.
- Wilson: Whoa, whoa. What's "the pop", Johnson?
- Johnson: That's the sound you're gonna make when your head comes out of your ass for the first time.
Russell Richardson - Pvt. Johnson
Shea Whigham - Pvt. Wilson

“Now remember, when things look bad and it looks like you're not gonna make it, then you gotta get mean. I mean plumb, mad-dog mean. 'Cause if you lose your head and you give up then you neither live nor win. That's just the way it is.”
Clint Eastwood - Josey Wales

“I think the tough times are finally behind me. There'll always be bad things, but... my life is good. It is as I want it to be. It's good. It's good being here with you.”

Elisabeth Shue - Sera

“- Spike: It's nice to watch you be happy. For them, even. I don't see it a lot. You... You glow.
- Buffy Summers: That's because the dress is radioactive.”
James Marsters - Spike
Sarah Michelle Gellar - Buffy Summers